by M. Lorrox


by M. Lorrox



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Stay living in secret--in peace--or help the humans with their "zombie problem" and risk having the life you've built torn to pieces? One vampire family faces such a dismemberment, and whether they like it or not, they're about to have the biggest adventure of their lives.

In the center of it all is the teenage vampire Eddy. His life is hard, and it's about to really suck. Dealing with high school, girls, and that whole "daylight cooks your ass" issue asks a lot of him. His friends don't know his secret--his family's secret--and he can't tell them...

Not even his legendary parents fully understand him or his desire to one day become a Knight of the Order.

This weekend, everything changes.

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Product Details

BN ID: 2940157280581
Publisher: Tomato Potato Co.
Publication date: 05/06/2017
Series: Infinite Vampire , #1
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 400
Sales rank: 217,762
File size: 3 MB

About the Author

I’m an emerging American author. My story is like any good novel; it’s full of mystery, suspense, drama, and comedy. Hopefully my story turns into a fine wine—instead of a stinky cheese. In any case, while I’m writing that book (as slowly as possible), here are some highlights so far:

• I was raised in a barn in rural, upstate New York. It was cold. We had a wood-burning furnace that never worked well. I gained an early appreciation for sweaters.

• In junior high, I tried…and failed, to publish a book about dragon science. I still have the manuscript, and I’ll publish it someday.

• In college, I made up some BS, then earned a MFA in story-telling. I learned Northern Shaolin Kung Fu and taught it for a while.

• After college, I discovered I had problems with authority… And conformity… And bigotry… And misogyny… And etc., etc., etc. I tried to make small changes while still fitting in, then I gave up on fitting in altogether, and I started flipping tables like no tomorrow.

• I bought a motorcycle and crashed it. Then I fixed it and kept riding. Hey, want to harden your nerves? Spend a couple years riding 25 miles a day, rain or shine, on Route 66 and the 495 Beltway of DC in rush hour. You’ll either be dead or a badass.

• After gaining badass status, I wanted to postpone putting that last update on a gravestone, so I decided to move out of the busy DC area. Instead of renewing the lease on my apartment, I signed up for an awesome gym membership, moved my stuff into storage, and squatted in a DC warehouse for a few months. I worked out and showered daily at the gym, which required me to carry various bags around. Homeless people on my routes thought I was also homeless, and they would offer me advice. I always thanked them.

• After six months of shenanigans, I decided to push my luck in DC, and I signed a lease for an affordable apartment on the top floor of a building. The roof collapsed on me on Valentine’s Day. I took a selfie with the rubble on my head; I was pissed.

• I now live in Durham, North Carolina in a nice, warm house with a good roof. My local gym isn’t fancy, but it does the job. I enjoy riding my motorcycle to local coffee shops, very safely. Most importantly, I continue flipping tables like no tomorrow.

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