Boiling Eggs for Simpletons: Teach a dunderhead, dimwit, nitwit, numskull, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, idiot, clod, dolt, fathead, imbecile, ignoramus, lunkhead, lamebrain, buffoon and moron pal, partner, or family member or chums how to boil an egg.

Boiling Eggs for Simpletons: Teach a dunderhead, dimwit, nitwit, numskull, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, idiot, clod, dolt, fathead, imbecile, ignoramus, lunkhead, lamebrain, buffoon and moron pal, partner, or family member or chums how to boil an egg.

by Keith C Pepperell

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Overview

Simpletons often claim "I can't even boil an egg" so this slim volume has been written to give them a leg up. Boiled eggs are a must for gentlefolk and as a child our family butler Frobisher would bring the family perfectly boiled eggs from the kitchens where housekeeper Janet Frobisher would daily supervise the kitchen staff in egg boiling.Boiled eggs shored up the British Empire for 500 years, particularly the unctuously runny ones served out of finest 18th century Worcester porcelain egg cups and lovingly fingered with perfectly toasted bread soldiers.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781492139348
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 08/12/2013
Pages: 42
Product dimensions: 8.00(w) x 10.00(h) x 0.09(d)

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