Born to Bitch

Born to Bitch

by Blanche Marriott

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Do you find a lot of people annoying? Do you wish you could just tell someone off and get it off your chest? Well, I do, and I do.

Join me as I unload some of life’s frustrations and annoyances in a light-hearted trip down bitch lane.

I’ve assembled some of my favorite irritations into this personal collection ranging from the invisible help sign over my head, to mispronunciations, to consumer deception. If the same things bother you, you’ll take heart that you’re not alone. And if they don’t bother you, well, you’re a much better person than me and we’ll probably never be friends.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940013828940
Publisher: Blanche Marriott
Publication date: 12/10/2011
Series: Born to Bitch , #1
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 68
Sales rank: 874,960
File size: 526 KB

About the Author

Blanche Marriott began writing romance novels in 1991 while balancing her career as a wood products manufacturing manager. She often joined the troops in the factory, working on sanders, drills, and saws. It gave her time to "talk" to the characters in her head and figure out what they would do next. In 2001 she switched careers and now works for a CPA firm as an accounting assistant, specializing in payroll.

She has completed 14 novels while staying active in 2 writing groups, serving on the Boards of Directors several times, and a number of conference committees. But the best part was the life-long friendships she's formed with so many writers, published and unpublished.

Her first published novel, KALEIDOSCOPE, won 2nd place in the 2003 WisRWA Write Touch Readers' Award for published authors. Her second book, WAY OUT WEST, won the prestigious New Jersey Romance Writers' 2003 Golden Leaf Award for Short Contemporary. WAY OUT WEST was also a finalist in the 2004 Virginia Romance Writers' HOLT Medallion Awards.

Her current novels are APRIL'S FOOL and HIS BROTHER'S BABY. She also has a non-fiction humor book, BORN TO BITCH, chronicling life's little annoyances.

When not writing, Blanche enjoys gardening, reading, and playing with her grandkids. You can visit her website,, or email her at , or follow her on Facebook (Blanche Marriott)

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Born to Bitch 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I loved reading this. It is really funny, and I find myself in total agreement with the author.
Annette_Blair More than 1 year ago
I laughed myself silly, even read parts of it to my husband, who's been telling people about it. A real pick-me-up.
Sizz More than 1 year ago
Blanche Marriott takes the things people around us do everyday, shines the light on them, and makes us laugh at how silly people can be! Rock on!