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Brainwashing for Beginners: Read This Book. Read This Book. Read This Book.
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by Meghan Rowland, Chris Turner-NealMeghan Rowland
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Overview
Readers, buy this book.
You will never read a book that is this important.You will care for this book as if it is your own child.You will feel overwhelming anxiety and nausea without this book.You will no longer need any other entertainment after buying this book.You will buy this book for you and your friends.
Readers possibly will not be manipulated by the above sentences. However, this humorous guide will provide these inexperienced, future mind persuaders with the tools and techniques of the brainwashing trade to achieve their most immediate life objectives. Readers will learn how to:
With Brainwashing for Beginners, readers will convince and convert the world around them today. Buy this book.
You will never read a book that is this important.You will care for this book as if it is your own child.You will feel overwhelming anxiety and nausea without this book.You will no longer need any other entertainment after buying this book.You will buy this book for you and your friends.
Readers possibly will not be manipulated by the above sentences. However, this humorous guide will provide these inexperienced, future mind persuaders with the tools and techniques of the brainwashing trade to achieve their most immediate life objectives. Readers will learn how to:
- manipulate friends to believe your viewpoints
- repeat phrases until they are jarred into their families' thoughts
- use Pavlovian reinforcement to persuade significant others to do housework
With Brainwashing for Beginners, readers will convince and convert the world around them today. Buy this book.
Product Details
ISBN-13: | 9781440528613 |
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Publisher: | Adams Media |
Publication date: | 11/15/2011 |
Pages: | 224 |
Product dimensions: | 5.40(w) x 7.50(h) x 0.80(d) |
About the Author
Meghan Rowland (Washington, DC) and Chris Turner-Neal (New Orleans, LA), formerly Magda Olynoff and Heinrich von Pfalz-von Kessen, are the authors of The Misanthrope's Guide to Life and writers of the award-winning comedy blog 2birds1blog.com. When not writing, they enjoy democracy, baseball, mom's apple pie, and reporting the names of their former comrades to the proper authorities. They've never been so happy.
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