Bulletproof Mascara [With Earbuds]

by Bethany Maines, Renee Raudman (Performed by)

Overview

Join Nikki Lanier and the employees of the Carrie Mae Foundation as they cross the globe, escaping danger, death, and a few bad men — all while fighting for the rights of women everywhere.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781441855831
Publisher:	Brilliance Audio
Publication date:	03/28/2010
Series:	Playaway Adult Fiction Series
Product dimensions:	5.40(w) x 7.20(h) x 0.90(d)

About the Author

Bethany Maines is a thirty-two-year-old native of Tacoma, Washington, where she works as a graphic designer. This is her first novel.

Editorial Reviews

In Maines's delicious spy spoof debut, wide-eyed linguist Nikki Lanier joins the “confidential side” of Carrie Mae, a cosmetics giant like Mary Kay or Avon, whose charity foundation uses covert means to help women. Nikki doesn't bat an eyelash as she undergoes rigorous training at the company's academy in Santa Clarita, Calif., where female spies are stylishly equipped with gizmos like “pepper spray perfume, flash grenade lipsticks, mini-scanner compacts, knockout breath mints, acid nail polish, plastic explosive foundation, and stiletto stilettos.” With Valerie Robinson, a jaded pro, Nikki embarks on her first mission, to rescue Lawan Chinnawat, “one of the loudest voices protesting the sex trade that flourishes throughout Asia,” who's been abducted. The plot takes a few surprise twists before reaching the exciting climax. Maines deftly combines humor with action in this fashion-forward thriller, which will remind many of such TV shows as Charlie's Angels, Alias, and Heroes. (Mar.)

Publishers Weekly

Mary Kay-like company recruits hapless linguist to become a guerrilla for women's rights. A brief prologue introduces Nikki, downing martinis in a Vancouver bar to drown her sorrows after yet another futile job interview. Her degree in linguistics seems to spell permanent unemployability. She's not even cheered when handsome attorney Z'ev asks her to temporarily impersonate his wife, so he can avoid having to date the sister of shipping magnate Sarkassian, a Very Important Client. Cut to Burbank, Calif., corporate headquarters of Carrie Mae Cosmetics. Back in Canada, desperate Nikki made a house call with a Carrie Mae starter kit, but proved not to be cut out for sales: When a prospective customer refused to buy, she forced the woman to eat a lipstick. National sales director Miranda Merrivel concludes that Nikki's skills will be better employed in Carrie Mae's secret cadre of commandos, schooled in all manner of martial arts, who undertake clandestine missions to champion oppressed women. Fresh from CM boot camp, Nikki heads for Thailand to investigate the disappearance of human-rights advocate Lawan Chinnawat, who runs a free clinic and education program to prevent impoverished women and children from falling prey to sex traffickers. Lawan had been pushing for more stringent screening of shipping containers leaving Bangkok, and Nikki discovers that an employee at her clinic was selling patient records to none other than Sarkassian. Far-fetched misadventures ensue involving lethal high-tech gadgets masquerading as mascara tubes, lipstick, charm bracelets, etc., plus plenty of old-fashioned firepower. Lawan's daughter Lindawati is kidnapped from boarding school. Z'ev, who may be CIA,offers scant help as Nikki learns that Sarkassian bought the patient records so he could identify-and abduct-only those healthy enough to survive a transoceanic journey crammed into shipping containers before being sold into sexual servitude. Aiming to be a humorous romance-thriller, Maines' over-the-top debut sinks under an absurdly convoluted plot and a plethora of gizmos that would overwhelm 007.

Kirkus Reviews

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