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Burger Wuss

Burger Wuss

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by M. T. Anderson, David Butler (Illustrator)

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M.T. Anderson, author of the award-winning THIRSTY, cooks up a story of love and betrayal, with a side order of revenge—and serves it all with comedic relish.

Anthony has never been able to stand up for himself—that is, not until his girlfriend, Diana, is in someone else's arms. Then Anthony vows revenge and devises The Plan. It begins with


M.T. Anderson, author of the award-winning THIRSTY, cooks up a story of love and betrayal, with a side order of revenge—and serves it all with comedic relish.

Anthony has never been able to stand up for himself—that is, not until his girlfriend, Diana, is in someone else's arms. Then Anthony vows revenge and devises The Plan. It begins with getting a job at the fast-food restaurant where Turner (a.k.a. the guy who stole his girlfriend) happens to be a star employee. But when The Plan is finally assembled in this hilarious novel that PUBLISHERS WEEKELY called "both a tasty treat and a stinging satire," will Anthony's hunger for revenge be satisfied? And more important, will he prove he's not a wuss?

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly - Publisher's Weekly
In a world where every teenager works at one fast food chain or another and likes it, Anthony just doesn't fit in. His first real girlfriend has dumped him for a meathead named Turner who works at O'Dermott's, so Anthony plots revenge. He gets a job at the restaurant and embarks on a complicated plot to pit the kids from Burger Queen against the kids from O'Dermott's--and thereby draw the BQ wrath down on company-man Turner's head. Like Anderson's Thirsty, this book is a burlesque of teenage angst and conformist culture; the vacuous foundation of the vicious rivalry between the two food chains is underscored by a caustic portrayal of Anthony's two best friends, giddy with their own puppy love. They call each other "Ricky Licky" and "Jennster Junebug," have eyes for no one else, and then, after finally having intercourse, break up over a movie rental. Anarchist vagabond Shunt is Anthony's partner in his anti-conformity crimes: "I'm Shunt," he says, on Anthony's first day at work. "Welcome to corporate hell. Start screaming now." Although the ending is a little sudden--and although Anthony's long delay in realizing that a girl can't be "stolen" makes him seem like a bit of a meathead himself--Anderson's witty tale of a lovelorn boy and his corporate antagonists is both a tasty read and a stinging satire. Ages 14-up. (Aug.) Copyright 1999 Cahners Business Information.
Children's Literature - Betty Hicks
Anthony is not great at being cool or at standing up for himself, but when he discovers Turner making out with his girlfriend, he vows revenge. His plan for retribution requires working at the same hamburger franchise as his rival, but Turner makes a fool of Anthony at every turn. Meanwhile, Anthony's major mechanisms for defense and winning girls, humor and sarcasm, aren't working well either. Anderson has captured the behavior and dialogue of teens in the nineties perfectly. However, the use of modern jargon, heavily laced with "like," dumbs down some of the characters and will quickly date this book. Hopefully teens, won't mind and will love the uninhibited directness of this hilarious book. The story is energized with imaginative vandals who correct grammar, clueless parents singing Monster Mash, and clever satire on everything from corporate America to cordless phones. In a refreshing departure from the problem novel, Anderson lays bare the disturbing possibility that "there is a certain ferocity you need, to be a teenager in America," and does it with energy and wit instead of angst and moralizing.
To quote KLIATT's Sept. 1999 review of the hardcover edition: Anthony takes a job at O'Dermott's, a fast-food restaurant, in order to get revenge on Turner, the nasty bully he caught making out with his now ex-girlfriend, Diana. Turner is a star employee... Anthony finally teams up with a fellow employee, an anarchist named Shunt who is looking to subvert the fast-food franchise from within. Together the two steal a condiment-dispensing troll from their rival, Burger Queen, and manage to start a war between the staffs of the two restaurants. There are funny observations and scenes, like the baseball game played in a watery bog... There's also a bit of profanity and a lot of crudity, but the genuine emotions here, interlaced with the humor, will draw readers in and have them on the side of Anthony the underdog in this tale of love and revenge. They'll appreciate the insider's view of the workings of fast-food restaurants, too, though this won't make them want to be employees anytime soon... A New York Public Library Book for the Teen Age. KLIATT Codes: JS—Recommended for junior and senior high school students. 1999, Candlewick Press, 192p., $5.99. Ages 13 to 18. Reviewer: Paula Rohrlick; KLIATT , November 2001 (Vol. 35, No. 6)
Library Journal
Gr 8-10-This lightweight, sometimes tedious spoof pokes fun at the inconstancies of the fast-food generation. Anthony takes a job at O'Dermott's restaurant to make life miserable for Turner, a boy whom he blames for the alienation of the affections of his girlfriend, Diana. With intricate plans of destruction in mind, Anthony places himself in a lose-lose situation, actually at the mercy of his rival, who is his superior at O'Dermott's. In antic and broad comedic situations, Turner causes on-the-job angst for Anthony, aka "The Wuss." Invited out after work with the duplicitous Turner and other staff, he is set up in a fight with workers from the competition, Burger Queen. Anthony's revenge plan is activated with the help of grillboy, anarchist Shunt; they steal the condiment troll from Burger Queen in a daring undercover-assault mission. An anonymous letter points the finger to O'Dermott's, in general, and Turner, in specific, and his cherished car is driven into a lake by angry Burger Queen employees. Victory is not sweet for Anthony, though; he still doesn't get it. Beaten to a bloody pulp by Turner, he finally has it spelled out to him by Diana that she went after Turner, and that she dumped Anthony. Duh! The boy's parents and eavesdropping neighbor are buffoons. Dialogue among the teenagers, particularly Anthony's love-besotted best friend and girlfriend, is annoying and unrealistic. Readers will enjoy Burger Wuss for the spoof that it is, but it's hard to drum up much sympathy for a dense protagonist who takes so long to learn that he's been an idiot.-Alice Casey Smith, Sayreville War Memorial High School, NJ Copyright 1999 Cahners Business Information.
Kirkus Reviews
Savaging young love, male adolescence, and—with tender attention to detail and wildly funny results—the fast food business, Anderson (Thirsty, 1997) pits a teenage doormat against a larger, smarter, nastier rival. Anthony, after seeing his girlfriend, Diana, making out with local stud, Turner, concocts an elaborate revenge: He gets hired at the O'Dermott's where Turner works, then puts into play Turner's beloved '85 Olds and a fiberglass, condiment-dispensing troll from the town's Burger Queen. Meanwhile, as he listens to his manager's mindless boosterism on one side and a cook's lurid accusations of corporate greed and hideous livestock abuse on the other, Anthony becomes Turner's designated victim, a target for put-downs, pranks, and periodic assaults. His revenge works perfectly, and Anthony knows true success when Turner's girlfriend asks him to confirm her suspicions of her boy's infidelities. Still, Anthony is a hero, and so his victory is a hollow one: "I feel like I became what I hate most. But a clumsy, stupid version." Ultimately, Turner beats Anthony to a pulp in front of costumed company mascot, Kermit O'Dermott, and a battalion of corporate big shots; Diana walks away in disgust; and Anthony, having lost at love, war, and employment, picks himself back up feeling more liberated than humiliated. Anderson plots this with the precision of a fast-food marketing campaign, but his hero is more human than high concept. Did somebody say McSatire? (Fiction. 13-15)

From the Publisher
"M.T. Anderson has an uncanny ear for how a generation speaks - his dialogue crackles with authenticity. But it is his humor, his satiric eye tempred with real feeling, that sets this book apart." - Kathryn Lasky — None

"Ferociously funny." - Tim Wynne-Jones — None

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8.25(w) x 5.50(h) x 0.50(d)
420L (what's this?)
Age Range:
14 - 17 Years

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I told them I was there for the interview. A beeper went off. For a second, the girl stared at me. The beeper was still going off. "That’s the quality control beeper," she explained. "I’ll go get Mike. He talks to people about working. Excuse me." She turned around. I smiled in a secret way. I thought, They will suspect nothing. I look as calm and normal as can be.
Mike was the manager. He wore blue, and everyone else wore green. He seemed very friendly and held out his hand. I shook it. He said, "I’m Mike. Nice to meet you. You’re Anthony?"
I said, "Yes. It’s nice to meet you, too."
He said, "Let’s sit down. Would you like a shake?" We walked out into the dining area. He said, "Now to talk, would you prefer a booth or a free-standing table?"
I shrugged. I said, "Booth, I guess."
He grinned. "Good!" he said. "That will be fine!"
We sat down at a booth. I carefully put my hands on my lap. Over my head was a cardboard mobile of Kermit O’Dermott, an elf who talked to hamburgers. The sun was coming through the windows and searing the tile floor and the plastic vines and rhododendrons.
I said, "It looks very cheerful in here today."
He said, "Isn’t it nice? Corporate Headquarters just sent us some new signage. It’s very effective, don’t you think? Now." He had a clipboard with him. My application was on it. I felt very nervous. I thought to myself, Green sateen. Green sateen. I thought this for private reasons. There are times when you have to hide what you’re really up to.
I said, "So." The cardboard Kermit O’Dermott was playing his magical harp. In commercials, it made beverages dance.
He said, "So. Could you tell me some things you could say about yourself?"
"Yes," I said. "I could tell you I’m sixteen—"
"Can you drive?"
"Yes," I said, "but I don’t have a car. I can walk here from home."
"Do you have any previous work experience?"
"Yes," I said. "I had a paper route for three years. I know that isn’t making burgers or anything, but, you know . . . "
He was looking out the window over my shoulder. There was a Kermit O’Dermott-themed jungle gym out there, and some kids were playing on it. He turned back to me and grinned. He said, "Good, good. The reason you would like to work at O’Dermott’s? Just a few words."
I could not tell him the real reason. I had prepared a clever and cheerful-sounding fake reason. I told him, "I really like people. I like meeting people and I like talking with them. People are so different, and it’s great to see people from all over. In a job like this, I would get to see all sorts of people that I couldn’t see otherwise. Maybe I’d learn something about people that I can’t even know yet."
He laughed. "That’s the spirit!" he said. "We work as a team here. We even play as a team." He looked out the window again at the kids on the jungle gym. "That’s how it is. Should kids be doing that?"
I turned around and looked out the window. I shrugged. I said, "I think kids pretty much always hit each other like that."
He said, "Little kids’ skulls are really soft, though. You don’t know that until you have your own kids. My wife just had kids."
"Oh," I said. "More than one?"
He said, "Two. Twins. Two twins."
I said, "I think the skull thickens after a few months or something."
He said, "Well, Anthony, it just so happens that we have a position open at the moment. Do you know Diana Gritt? She also goes to Taft High. She just quit and left a cashier position open."
I rubbed my knees with my fingertips. I considered evil. I thought, Green sateen. Green sateen. I said, "Oh, yeah? I know Diana Gritt."
He said, "Small world. I have a few more interviews this week, but I should be able to call you back pretty quick."
I said, "Really? That would be great."
He said, "Great. Now let’s talk about hours."
Through the plastic undergrowth I could see Turner come out of the back, dressed in green. I watched him. Turner was the reason I was there. Turner and anger. He stood behind his register. He ran his hand over his greasy blond crew cut. Mike and I talked about hours. I saw Turner see me. I thought that suddenly he had an ugly look on his face. He shook his head. I laughed to myself and looked again. Now I couldn’t tell if he had recognized me. I thought maybe the ugly look had just been him cleaning his molars with his tongue. Maybe he had not recognized me at all.
Mike and I were done with the interview. We stood up to shake hands. I banged my knee on the table. I hunched over. When I swore, it was quietly. Mike reached out to give me a hand. I tried to smile. I was bent over a little. I rubbed the knee. Mike was saying, "We are part of a team here. I hope you’ll become part of our team. I think you’ll really like it here."
He turned and walked toward the counter. Turner faced the other way. Before I left, I stood for a moment. I thought, Green sateen, and stared at him. I stared at his back. His neck was a boiled red. We stood there for a long time like that before I left.
Some paramedics were ordering Happy Lunches. Maybe for someone else. They pointed at the board. They specified their prizes.

Burger Wuss. Copyright (c) 1999 M.T. Anderson. Candlewick Press, Inc., Cambridge, MA

What People are Saying About This

From the Publisher
"M.T. Anderson has an uncanny ear for how a generation speaks - his dialogue crackles with authenticity. But it is his humor, his satiric eye tempred with real feeling, that sets this book apart." - Kathryn Lasky — None

"Ferociously funny." - Tim Wynne-Jones — None

Meet the Author

M. T. Anderson teaches in the MFA in Writing for Children program at Vermont College. He says: "When I was a teenager, I worked at McDonald's. On my first day, I had to go into the women's room and sponge up something that looked like an industrial disaster. I was almost fired for putting up a sign on the door that said Out of McOrder. The whole experience went downhill from there."

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Burger Wuss 3.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 20 reviews.
nookluvr49 More than 1 year ago
Burger Wuss is a satisfying read. Currently I am starting the second chapter and I have really fallen in love with this book. It makes me want to skip right to the end but read it all at the same time. This book is definitely five star worthy. Nothing but praise for Burger Wuss. I love the main characters sort of psychotic obsession with getting revenge with a guy who made the girl that cheated and dumped him upset. If you love book drama and tv drama and suspense, you will definitely LOVE this book. Cudos to the author and google for helping me find the perfect book for my nook. So worth the money! Can't wait to see what happens!
Guest More than 1 year ago
I liked this book so much I read it three times.Usually I find it hard to get into a book but when I read this I couldn't put it down.
Debbie Gahr More than 1 year ago
It is a very good book, but the ending did not turn out like how I would have liked it to. Overal, a great read!
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SKRALCC More than 1 year ago
I chose this book because it was my best bet out of a scarce selection. But after the first few pages, i was pleasently surprised. The back cover gave no insight whatsoever to the subject of the book. But when the first few pages clung with the promise of teenage heartbreak, i was intrigued. The book chronicles the journey of an awkward young boy: anthony. The first few chapters of the book talk about his amazing girlfriend Diana, all the adventures they go on, and how perfect they are for each other. But the story takes a turn when Diana finds his girlfriend with another guy Turner. Anthony then applies for a job at a local fast food chain where he will be a co worker with turner. Anthony then teams up with socially awkward shunt to take turner, and the fast food chain he works for, down. This wasn't the best book i read, but it definately was something i enjoyed. The reason it wasn't my favorite was because i wasn't interested in the subject some times. I like reading about relationships, so when baseball games, ass kicking, and troll stealing came up in the book, i got a little bored. Overall the moral of the story and strong chracter depth made Burger Wuss a book worth reading.
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Guest More than 1 year ago
This book has a good theme. It really talks about what some teens go through in their high school years. But throughout most of the book I felt bad for the main character. Either way I do recommend reading this, it gets you thinking.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I'm curently reading this book. I've had people tell me it was soo FUNNY! And that it was your perfect 'guy book'. I lack 50-70 pages left of the book...and it's NOTHING like I thought it would be. It's not even that funny. I laughed once and it was about for two seconds. So if anyone tells you 'Ohh it's soo funny you'll laugh your head off' you might want to read a few pages. I don't know maybe i'm stuborn, in a bad mood, but man this book really has made me upset.
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book is seriously awesome. I read it in seventh grade because of a reccomendation of a friend and it was crazy. I think you should all buy this book cause its so good. Matthew T. Anderson rules! Please do yourself a favor and read it.
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book may not look like much, but when your finished you'd recommend it to your friends!
Guest More than 1 year ago
From the moment you pick up this book, you know it's gonna be weird. At first I didn't like the present tense writing style, but it added to the story so much; as if Anthony didn't quite know what was happening to him, and so the author didn't want you to, either, until the very second it occured. The dialogue was so realistic! Anderson's definitely no wuss when it comes to putting real feelings, real words on paper! The irony was unexpected and beautiful: Anthony didn't get what he'd thought he wanted, but realized that he hadn't truly wanted it in the first place. Revenge wasn't glorified, but left him hollow. His best friend made this amazing speech about true love and being ready for sex, and he and his girlfriend broke up a couple weeks later over a video rental. How often does an author have enough courage to write like that, to write it like it is??? And Anthony really did end up being a good guy. He had oppertunities to do very Turner-like things, but rarely did. His family and neighbor were awesome too! Some parts were so good, you weren't sure whether you were laughing or hurting, and it was all very refreshing!
Guest More than 1 year ago
I loved this book and thought it was the best book I've ever read! I'd recommend this book to anyone that does or doesn't like to read. Especially those TOO COOL to read.
Guest More than 1 year ago
Anthony. poor dude.he's been picked on. he's been beat up and now that he finally gets a girlfriend, Turner has to come and steal her away.well that's all Anthony can take and now he wants revenge on turner so much. I hate turner but I like this book.It's really persuasive and makes me be on Anthony's side.I like that he wants revenge so much and i like that he has a perfect plan.This is a funny book too. I recommend this book to people 13+ it's more of a teenager book.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I don't usually like to read but burger wuss is so good i couln't put it down! That Turner is such a rude person but Anthony is awesome ! I would rate this book from ages 11+
Guest More than 1 year ago
i really liked the book even though it made me never want to eat a burger again. it is unique, funny, and a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat read. i dont care that 'burger queen' sounded close to a fast food place i becha know. i didnt think he was a wuss at all. good book !!!!!!!
Guest More than 1 year ago
This funny book is the first of its kind. It is about a wuss who decides not to be one when his girlfriend cheats on him. O'Dermotts and Burger Queen restaurants remind us of some real restaurants. Though, i liked this book a lot, I thought the dialogue was too 'Teenagy'.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book was given to my 12 year old by his teacher.  It was filled with grammar errors and printing errors.  He wasn't thrilled with it, so I read it and was dissappointed to find the author telling readers to " get girls to drink beer so they go all the way", or about underage drink in the woods, getting stoked, stealing, having breast size contests where girls judged on their size is "ok".  This was garbage!! I would only use as toilet paper.....Sign me a Mom who cares about the development of her children.  
Olivia Poff More than 1 year ago
dont waste your time with this book it was as bad as the burger on the cover looks
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book was really boring. The grammar was horrible. I expected more. 3 friends recommended this book to me. I dont know whst they saw in this book but i would not reccomend it. I wasted 2 days on it. I could have read Hary Potter 6!