C is for Cookie: a comedy

C is for Cookie: a comedy

by Marc Richard
C is for Cookie: a comedy

C is for Cookie: a comedy

by Marc Richard



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They're the cookies that bite back!

...The man got on the forklift and disappeared into another section of the warehouse. He came back with a sad looking pallet of boxes, a few were soaked all the way through, dripping that red fluid onto the floor. A couple of the boxes twitched and jerked. One fell to the floor, hopping and rolling around. He rolled his eyes and dismounted the forklift in a huff. He walked over to the box and kicked it repeatedly until it stopped moving. He picked it up, the box dripping from the corner, and threw it back on the pallet, which caused a few of the other boxes to shake even more violently. He looked at Hansel. "Still fresh," he said...

Hansel and Gretel are two long-haul truckers, a brother and sister team, whose work order is simple: Deliver a truckload of cookies cross-country to an old witch in the forest.

They stop to pick up their load and notice something isn't right. Pastries shouldn't be bleeding and screaming and trying to escape their boxes.

Once upon a time, in an orphanage, lived a rather ugly child. Picked on mercilessly by her peers until one by one the orphans went missing. Now an old witch with a cookie addiction, she sits alone in her mansion made of sweets, waiting for her delivery of baked goods with the one special ingredient in them.

Will Hansel and Gretel make their delivery on time? Will they make it out alive? Will Hansel finally admit that Gretel is the better driver?

Indulge your appetite and feast your eyes on this new twist on an age-old tale.

Note: This series does not need to be read in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!

Product Details

BN ID: 2940162829928
Publisher: Marc Richard
Publication date: 03/04/2020
Series: The Alphabet Books , #3
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
File size: 811 KB

About the Author

Marc Richard lives in Portland Maine with his wife Jill, his dog Ethan, some pots and pans, and a lemon.
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