Can I Be Ernest?

Can I Be Ernest?

by Ernest K. Aning


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Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781732457300
Publisher: Eighty-One Publishing Group
Publication date: 08/28/2018
Pages: 270
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.61(d)

Table of Contents

Prologue. 1

Chapter One: Ernest Goes to Jail! 19

Chapter Two: New York, N.Y.: Big City of Dreams, Rats

and Attitudes! 35

Chapter Three: Ugly as Ever! 55

Chapter Four: Strictly for the Weirdos. 71

Chapter Five: I Love The 80s! 93

Chapter Six: My First Love. 99

Chapter Seven: Big Feet, Big Roaches: My Teenage Agony. 117

Chapter Eight: The Last GREAT ADEQUATE Decade! 133

Chapter Nine: School Daze. 151

Chapter Ten: A**, T*ts, Porno Flicks…... 173

Chapter Eleven: Control Your D**k, Control Your Life! 183

Chapter Twelve: Chatlines and Hard-On’s: My Roaring

Twenties. 201

Chapter Thirteen: Friends: How Many of Us Don’t

Have Them?. 215

Chapter Fourteen: Unlike Father, Unlike Son. 223

Chapter Fifteen: The Lifetime Underachievement Award

Goes To…... 235

About the Author 255

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