There it is. Just sitting on your kitchen table. Staring at you. Mocking you. Yes-it's the dreaded Christmas letter. A photocopied, unsigned laundry list of all things new in the lives of the people you hardly know or care about. So you suck it up-it's Christmas after all-and begin to read and read and read some more about Billy's soccer tournament (they won!), Sally's ballet recital (she was adorable!). Grandma Sadie's hip-replacement surgery (she's SUCH a trouper), and Uncle Fred's battle with gout (he's doing much better, thanks). Replete with insipid vacation photos, birth announcements, and new job descriptions, the letter finally ends. Your resentment grows and you vow revenge . . . but how? Send out your own letter, filled with the worst, most outlandish, most degrading, and most memorable events that happened to you and/or your loved ones over the past year. Happy writing!Kit Includes: 48-page how-to-book, stationery, postcards, an interactive CD, and 12 fake Christmas letters from hell.
|Publisher:||Penguin Publishing Group|
|Edition description:||Includes book, CD, Stationery, Postcards|
|Product dimensions:||7.06(w) x 10.14(h) x 1.53(d)|
|Age Range:||14 Years|