CLAM JAM & BLUE BALLS set

CLAM JAM & BLUE BALLS set

by RC Boldt

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"Clam Jam"
Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block.
Example: You're chatting with a guy you're interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him.

Maggie
That's my life--except it's worse. My friend who keeps "jamming" me is my gay roommate and if that isn't a W.T.F. moment, I'm not sure what is.

Fact: He went home with three--yes, three--of the guys I had been so sure were into me.
Fact: He's really pissing me off. I mean, hello? I'm trying to get back in the saddle, but I'll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.
Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren't gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?
Fact: My gay-dar needs a serious tune-up.

Ry
The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met "the girl", except there was one small problem: she didn't want anything to do with men. I recognized a top-notch force field when I saw one. She'd been burned badly and didn't want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could've turned around and found another place to live, but I wanted to live there--with her.
So I had to go "undercover".

Fact: I'm in love with my roommate.
Fact: I'm a likely candidate for carpal tunnel surgery since all the action I've had for the past year has been my hand.
Fact: She's going to hate me if I come clean now.
Fact: I'm not giving up. Which means, I'll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the "real" me.
The me that loves her.
The me that would never do her wrong.
Until then, I'll keep running off every guy who shows any interest.
Until then, I'll continue to Clam Jam.

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BLUE BALLS??
Truth: A painful condition caused by a prolonged state of sexual arousal without release.??
Myth: Only affects males.

??SARAH
??I'm beyond frustrated with the man who's left me high and very far from dry. Multiple times. But, somehow, even though I'm not interested in a relationship, Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Handsome keeps me coming back for more--one crazy, sexual debacle after the next.
??
Come hell or high water, the stars will align, and the release will be out of this world.??

JACK
??I'm captivated with the woman who's left me sixty-nine shades of blue, and she's only in this for one thing. The first time, I blew it--and not in the good way--but I'm going to ensure we finally see it through. I need to put an end to this "plague" of sexual calamities and prove to Sarah that we can have more.??

It's time to grab the universe by the balls and show it who's boss.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940159144690
Publisher: RC Boldt Publishing, LLC
Publication date: 03/23/2018
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 133,150
File size: 1 MB

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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Funny and easy read that captured and held my attention