Cody is God. 365 Miracles Performed by a Silly, Ordinary Man.

Cody is God. 365 Miracles Performed by a Silly, Ordinary Man.

by Michael Cavallo

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Overview

This unique book contains one year's worth of My hilarious accomplishments, and has been personalized for you, so that you can experience my glory as your own. From performing mundane tasks with unparalleled perfection, to explaining the universe's most challenging secrets, My personal flair will leave you inspired and in stitches. Here are some samples, using Michael as an example:

Michael once took a Rorschach test. He saw Pavlov's dog.

Michael once coached a colorblind amputee to the World Twister! Championship.

Michael is the founder of the Dictionary of the Month Club. Each month you'll receive a different letter. Keep only the ones you want, and cancel anytime.

I am, by all accounts a regular person like yourself, and just slightly off. Painstakingly made up, they have now been released to the masses. Not only have you have been invited to familiarize yourself with these sacred texts, you can now claim them in your own name. Your place in Our kingdom has been reserved. Fear not, a Personal Seat License is not required.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940011945625
Publisher: Michael Cavallo
Publication date: 10/21/2010
Series: Michael is God. , #1
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 2 MB

About the Author

Michael was born a few years back, ate some food, and eventually got bigger. Despite public school, he somehow became literate enough to write a complete sentence. His early years of having Monty Python as his best friend warped his mind in a wonderful way, and his love of utter silliness was born. If Python was the mother of Michael's silliness, then Dave Barry was it's wet nurse. Years of suckling at Barry's teat provided the nourishment needed for Michael to undergo the metamorphosis from "Michael is a fart-joke making wacko and why do I have to sit next to him?" to " ... is God." This is, of course, the abbreviated version. The full version is over 13 billion years in the making, culminating in the production of his debut book, "... is God. 365 Miracles Performed by a Silly, Ordinary Man. Michael, who is weird, currently lives in Levittown, New York, with his wife, Joanne, and his two stepsons.

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