Corie Castle Builder: Corie Universe Feeder Book Two

Corie Castle Builder: Corie Universe Feeder Book Two

by Walter Eckland


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Corie continues her life of complete nonsense mixed with actually doing something worthwhile in this second book of the Corie Universe Feeder saga. My goodness! Things have become a saga now! Who would have ever thought that?

Saga, epic, endeavor, enterprise, tale, adventure, chronicle or what not, did you say castle? Where's the pickle, the fish and the tree? Are they still around? Are they growing? Are they doing something? Are there dogs? Did anyone break anything? Will more people get fed?

Yes, a castle. Yes, the pickle-and-fish tree. Yes, there is more growing. Yes, someone broke an arm. Yes, some people are being fed. Unfortunately the people are being fed fresh vegetables and not anything good and healthy like orange-painted puffed-up things that come in a bag and mess up your fingers.

There is a slight snow problem, followed by a slight melting problem, followed by a glass installation problem. Oh! There's a bank problem too, but that was before it snowed.

Wait! Don't run away from all these problems. I think they all get resolved in the end. I also think it's Corie who does the resolving.

No cheese sandwiches were harmed in the writing of this book.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781470027964
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 02/28/2012
Pages: 130
Product dimensions: 5.06(w) x 7.81(h) x 0.28(d)

About the Author

Walter Eckland is an odd sort of duck who throws a bunch of words together and then hacks the heck out of them afterwards. Sometimes they align well pre or post the masticating. Sometimes said words align humorously. Once they made someone cry. We don't know why. Most times the words get tossed in an electronic waste receptacle to be reused in a more conventional manor by someone who probably DID pay attention in seventh grade English and did learn about grammar, punctuation and run on sentences while Walter was listening to his ADHD and trying desperately to sit still.

Walter used to spend a boatload of time in airplanes crossing the little pond between the North East of the new world and the old continent. Australian Shiraz fueled much of the word proliferation during that time until Walter switched to Cabernet Sauvignon.

These days Walter does a little repetitive South to North travel path and dusts off some old words and tries to make sense of what ever nonsense he intended at the time. Most of his ramblings fall into silly children's books or old style Science Fiction. One SciFi book involves a fat lady and a Volvo.

Walter's first Kindle offering involves a young girl that reminds him a bit of his daughter. There are three more books in the series (so far) and if Walter would stop obsessively reading web stuff about how to get his nonsense novel noticed and trying to convince people to cough up 2.99 American and instead got back to Cabernet and Microsoft Word he could release book two of the whole Corie Universe Feeder thingy. Book three takes a few odds turns and almost makes a point or two.

Hang on and give me a second I'm looking for a corkscrew so I can finish this bio.

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