Country boy Johnny's been having a tough time ever since he caught his wife in bed with his best friend and business partner. The comic book café owner and graphic novelist throws himself into his floundering business. He's getting over a nasty divorce and getting on with his life. He can't believe his luck when local vet, Nelson O'Keefe, the only other single guy in town invites him on a trip – a free spa resort vacation he won in an online contest. For Johnny, whose luck has been down, down, down, things might finally be turning around. Johnny thinks a break is just what he needs, but en route to Montego Bay, he discovers his dream holiday is one big gay Mardi Gras. He freaks. Not only that but he can't get a flight out of St. Maarten for at least a week. Advised by his friends and his traveling companion to have fun and relax, he goes berserk. He's not gay. Never was. Never will be. He's just a country boy. Isn't he?