Crap Kingdom

Crap Kingdom

by DC Pierson
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Crap Kingdom by DC Pierson

THE CHOSEN ONE MUST BE RETRIEVED FROM EARTH

HE WILL BRING DOWN THE WALL AND RESTORE THE KINGDOM TO GLORY

HIS NAME IS TOM PARKING

With this mysterious yet oddly ordinary-looking prophecy, Tom's fate is sealed: he's been plucked from his life and whisked away to a magical kingdom to be its Chosen One.

There's just one problem: The kingdom is mostly made of garbage from Earth. Okay, well, two problems: the king hates Tom. Also, the princess likes to wear fake mustaches. And being Chosen One seems to consist mainly of cleaning out rats' noses at the Royal Rat-Snottery.

So, basically, the kingdom sucks.

When Tom turns down the job of Chosen One, he thinks he's making a smart decision. But when Tom discovers he's been replaced by his best friend Kyle, who's always been cooler, more athletic, and better with girls, Tom wants Crap Kingdom back—at any cost. And the hilarity that ensues will determine the fate of the universe.

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ISBN-13: 9780142422311
Publisher: Penguin Young Readers Group
Publication date: 06/12/2014
Edition description: Reprint
Pages: 368
Product dimensions: 5.40(w) x 8.20(h) x 1.20(d)
Age Range: 12 Years

About the Author

DC Pierson (dcpierson.com) is one-fifth of the popular sketch comedy group DERRICK, whose videos have been viewed over 250 million times online.  He co-wrote and co-starred in their feature film Mystery Team, which went to Sundance in 2009, released theatrically by Roadside Attractions, and is available on DVD from Lionsgate.  His first novel The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep And Never Had To won an Alex Award for adult books with special appeal for teen readers from the American Library Association.  He lives in Hollywood, California.

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Crap Kingdom 3.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I heard about the book on the nerdist and thiught i just give it a chance....and im happy i did. Read it, its a unique story that in its own way teaches a lesson....i dont want to spoil it so check it out
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The title tells about the book