The perfect gift for Father's Day!
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
Ah, the dad joke—humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners.
These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:
I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
A: The road.
With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember—you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!
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Table of Contents
All About People 'n Things 1
Dangerous Dinos & Monsters 25
English Is Easy as ABC 35
Food for Thought 45
Great Geographical Gags 64
Dust Animals & Bearly Funny Humor 72
Money Talks (and Tells Terrible Jokes) 92
Nature's Nonsense 102
Professionally Speaking 111
Stuck on STEM 129
Traffic Stops but the Dad Jokes Won't 141
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