Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life

Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life


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Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life by Jillian Madison, Michelle Madison

Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender.

The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again!

Letters include:

  • Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space
  • Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout
  • Dear Contagious Asshole
  • Dear Constantly Broke Asshole
  • Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks
  • Dear Asshole Boss
  • Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door

And more!

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780762442867
Publisher: Running Press Book Publishers
Publication date: 08/02/2011
Pages: 208
Sales rank: 315,546
Product dimensions: 7.06(w) x 5.36(h) x 0.58(d)

About the Author

Jillian Madison and Michelle Madison are the creators of several pop culture websites and podcasts including,, and Jillian is also the author of Damn You Autocorrect! They live in Connecticut.

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Dear Asshole 4.4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 5 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I bought 2 of these books, one as a birthday gift to the old lady (71 yr old) I work with (who is super craby). I love this book because it expresses every thought accurately with any given situation. So So funny! I laughed out loud in the sore - I annoyed everyone!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
i bought this book as a presen for my friend's 17th birthday. our goal for the next year is to give out every letter. :) we've gotten a lot of enjoyment out of it so far.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Thumbed through this in the store and it was the first book in a long time I laughed out loud at. I picked up a copy for myself and my wife, and also one to rip letters out of. 5 stars
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Book is very funny. Gave as X mas gifts and it was a real hit.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago