Deviant Behavior: A Novel of Sex, Drugs, Fatherhood, and Crystal Skulls
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Deviant Behavior: A Novel of Sex, Drugs, Fatherhood, and Crystal Skulls
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Overview
With a pretty wife, a new baby, and a job reporting for the Washington Herald, Jonathan Seede is the picture of urban respectability. But a secret freelance project is drawing him into places most people never dare to go. Just ten blocks from the White House, on the notorious Fourteenth Street strip, a war is raging over drugs, prostitution, and other deviant behaviors—and Seede is on the front lines.
When his family abruptly leaves him, Seede embarks on a journey into his own dark urges. Along the way, he encounters pimps and hustlers, an accidental hooker, an honest cop, a storefront prophet who deals marijuana, a beautiful teenage runaway, a crack-addicted music legend, an A-list gay activist, and a diminutive billionaire who is searching for the answers to life’s greatest questions in a crystal skull.
“Mike Sager’s keen, journalistic eye and unique voice transfer to fiction with highly entertaining results. Deviant Behavior is a street-level, symphonic portrait of an American city.” —George Pelecanos, author of The Night Gardener
Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9781555848279 |
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| Publisher: | Grove/Atlantic, Inc. |
| Publication date: | 04/24/2019 |
| Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
| Format: | eBook |
| Pages: | 304 |
| File size: | 2 MB |
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CHAPTER 1
The door creaked open and Jonathan Seede peered out from the depths. There were dark circles beneath his glassy eyes; his lips appeared to be painfully chapped. He stepped into the vestibule of his narrow, turn-ofthe-century row house, gripped with both hands the iron bars of the security gate — a twenty-nine-year-old urban pioneer wearing a hooded sweatshirt, black jeans, and a pair of fringed Indian moccasins he'd bought one weekend at a tourist trap in the mountains. "What's up?" he asked his visitor. The words turned to vapor in the frigid air.
"You look like you're in prison," said Jim Freeman, his tone mildly flirtatious. Thirty-five years old, with naturally curly hair and freckles, Freeman lived across the street. His pant legs were stuffed into calf-high, lace-up construction boots. A puffy down jacket and a fluorescent orange safety vest, the kind worn by crossing guards, completed his ensemble. In one hand, balanced expertly on his fingertips, was a turquoise Fiesta dinnerware plate, covered with aluminum foil.
"A prison of my own making," Seede said.
Freeman shifted the plate to his left hand. "How are Dulcy and Jake?"
"No clue."
"Ha, ha," Freeman deadpanned.
Seede looked past his friend, down the narrow, one-way street — cobblestone sidewalks, bay windows, Second Empire mansard roofs, everything faithfully restored. It was just after eleven P.M. on the third Tuesday of December 1992. From where they stood — on the elevated front landing of a brick Victorian, on the south side of Corcoran Street NW, in Washington, DC — the White House was ten blocks away. The traffic crawled eastward, bumper to bumper — engines revving, music blaring, the night abuzz with need and opportunity. Freeman took a half step to his left, into Seede's line of sight. They'd met seven years earlier, when Seede first arrived in town, fresh out of college, another in the legion of wing-tipped overachievers who'd come to the nation's capital to make his mark. Through the years, they'd grown close in the way that neighbors can: two men, rootless in a big city, joined by chance and proximity, their shared experience compounded over time, like interest. As Freeman liked to toast every Thanksgiving at his gathering of orphans and misfits: "To friends: because you get to pick them yourself."
"What do you mean no clue?" Freeman asked.
"I mean that I don't know how they are. They're gone."
"Gone, like, on a trip?"
"Just gone."
Freeman leveled him with his green-gray eyes. "What's up, Jonathan? Spill."
"What's with the outfit?" Seede searched his pockets for a cigarette, a lighter. "What is it — hard hat night at the Eagle?"
"Whore patrol — remember? You're still coming, right?"
"Tonight?"
"We could really use your expertise."
A deep drag; a voluminous exhalation. "Contrary to what anyone says, I have never in my life been a member of a whore patrol."
"But you know all the cops. You know all the hookers."
"Exactly."
"So you could be a great help."
"I could also lose my job. Newspaper reporters are supposed to be neutral. We can't take part in neighborhood protests — we're not even supposed to vote."
"It's not a protest. It's an action. You've heard of Take Back the Night? We're taking back our neighborhood. It's yours too, isn't it? Don't reporters get to be people sometimes? Come on Jonathan. Please. You don't have to wear the vest if you don't want to."
Seede looked at him. Fucking Freeman. About a month ago he'd announced his latest personal quest: a five-year plan to become the youngest-looking forty-year-old in Washington, DC. To this end, he'd taken up smoking and jogging — smoking to speed his metabolism and quell his appetite; jogging to counter the smoking.
"I like the hookers," Seede protested. "They're like landmarks in our little town-within-a-town. I use them to give directions: Go north on Fourteenth Street, then turn east on Corcoran at the fat black hooker with the blonde Afro wig."
"And I suppose you love the used condoms and the crack vials. I'll bet Jake has a super collection of syringes by now."
Seede's face fell. "I forgot — you lunch regularly with my wife."
"I've always said she has a good head on her shoulders."
"Not you too, Jim."
Freeman tilted back his own head appraisingly. At his suggestion, the Seedes had recently pointed and painted the facade of the house. It looked marvelous. "I could probably get you twice what you paid."
"And then I move where, exactly? To Fairfax County? I could take a van pool into work." He took another deep drag ofhis cigarette, exhaled the smoke thickly through his nose. The ash, two inches long, hung precariously.
Wisely, Freeman returned to the subject at hand. "What do you say, Jonathan? Will you come with us? You can just observe. If you're there, maybe people in the neighborhood will take us more seriously. Pretty please?" he crooned. "I even brought you a bribe."
Freeman held up the plate for Seede's inspection, raised the foil teasingly, like a skirt — revealing a thick, oozing slab of his famous blueberry-rhubarb pie.
For one brief instant, it appeared as if Seede was going to vomit. He reached out through the security bars with his hand, guided the plate away. He took another deep pull on his cigarette. "Did you get a permit? Did you call the Third District to let them know what you're up to? What if Wolfie gets into another altercation?"
"That was not his fault."
Seede smiled ruefully. "The woman was on her way to church, Jim."
"It was dark! She was wearing four-inch heels and a leopard-print jacket."
"Can't you guys focus on something else in the neighborhood? What ever happened to the food bank idea?"
"We even have a walkie-talkie," Freeman said. "It's Bob's from the war. He took it off a dead Vietcong."
"Bob was in the army?"
"Marines."
"What does he tell the fellas at reunions?"
"Are you kidding?" Freeman laughed out loud, a booming baritone rendition of a schoolgirl's nervous giggle. "You know what they say about marines: the few, the brave, the built. A whole contingent from the president's Honor Guard are regulars at Chaps. You should see the bodies on those guys."
"You mean that gay country-and-western bar?"
"Marching, two-stepping — it's all the same. Different music is all, different costumes. Plus you get to hold hands. Wolfie was a marine too."
"No way."
"Waaay," Freeman sang. "Did I ever tell you that story? About the first time we met?"
Seede nestled his face between the newly painted, gleaming black enamel iron bars. His head ached, the right side especially, at the temple and the jaw. The cold metal felt bracing. "What kind of walkie-talkies do you have?"
"Well, actually, we only have one."
"One? What the hell do you think you're gonna do —"
Freeman waved him off with a limp wrist. "None of the hookers or johns will know. It's this big ole thing. You wear it on your back. We figured if we just walked around talking into the phone, we'd look more official."
"I'm sure you and Wolfie will strike fear into the golden heart of every hooker out there."
"So what's it gonna be? Will you come? Just do it for an hour. Please?"
A pained expression: "I don't know, Jim." It's just so ... suburban vigilante. Come in for a minute. It's fucking freezing out here."
CHAPTER 2Metropolitan Police Officer Perdue Hatfield leaned down into the half-open window of a burgundy Lincoln Mark IV. A previously owned model with a custom brougham top, it was parked at the curb outside Popeye's Chicken, on the southeast corner of Fourteenth and P streets, the heart of the Fourteenth Street Strip.
With his bulletproof vest and winter-weight uniform coat, his trapezius muscles bulging out of the banded neckline of his white thermal undershirt, Officer Hatfield looked a little like a cartoon superhero. His heavy leather utility belt was festooned with all the latest gear: Glock automatic sidearm, extra mags, stun gun, handcuffs, pepper spray, nightstick. A war on drugs was raging in the streets of Washington. It took a lot of neat stuff to fight it.
Unholstering his high output tactical halogen flashlight, Hatfield shined the concise blue-white beam around the inside of the car. His voice still carried the syrupy lilt of his native West Virginia. "I trust you're having a pleasant evening, Mr. Alfred?"
Ignoring the cop, Jamal DeWayne Alfred studied his manicured nails in the green glow of his dashboard. The engine was idling, the heater was blowing, smooth jazz played on the radio. Through the windshield, Jamal could see the Central Union Mission, a landmark Victorian warehouse converted during the Depression into a shelter for men, part of a ministry founded after the Civil War to assist the homeless veterans who were living on the streets of Washington. Atop the five-story building — the tallest in the area, which was zoned for residential and light industrial use — was a ten-foot neon cross. Beneath the cross a row of pink and white neon letters spelled out the words of the Savior: COME UNTO ME.
Down below, at street level, the regulars worked the intersection — China Doll, Razor Sally, Titty Bitty, Crazy Michelle — their ranks swollen tonight by a contingent of part-timers, welfare cases, and struggling single moms looking to make some extra money for Christmas. They skittered like water bugs in and out of traffic, prancing and waving and flirting, flesh bubbling, ankles wobbling on four-inch heels, wearing hot pants and miniskirts and thong bikini bottoms, everything a size too small.
The police radio squawked and Hatfield straightened himself. He cocked his head, listened, spoke into the mouthpiece, which was clipped to the epaulet of his shiny blue weatherproof coat. With the coming of the holidays — and the attendant influx of tourists — the department had initiated its annual crackdown on the Strip. From the look of it, the area was being held by an occupying army. There were motorcycle officers in spit-shined, knee-high boots; bicycle cops in poncey padded riding tights; beat walkers like Hatfield, the grunts. Tech teams with infrared cameras and special microphones huddled together in third-story windows, gathering intelligence. A thirty-foot motor home, converted into a mobile Breathalyzer unit, was parked about a half block north of the Mission: a paddy wagon and three tow trucks idled nearby. Undeterred, customers continued to pour in from the suburbs — from Maryland to the north, Virginia to the south — and also from the bars around town. It was a wonderful centralized location, nothing more than ten minutes away: Capitol Hill, Georgetown, Foggy Bottom, Nineteenth Street, Adams Morgan. A sketchy sort of reckless urgency prevailed, a feeling like a cold drop of sweat rolling down a rib cage.
Jamal took a drumstick from the Styrofoam container in his lap. As he chewed, he set for himself the idle task of unmasking the undercover cops working the area. He identified a trio of pudgy crackheads by a pay phone; a hooker on the curb with opaque tights and an oversize handbag; a long-haired white guy and a cornrowed black guy driving together in a beat-up Chevy — a salt-and-pepper-team, always a giveaway.
Hatfield leaned back down to the passenger window, watched Jamal chew. "Can I ask you something?"
"Don't know if I'll be able to answer without my lawyer present."
Hatfield hesitated, not sure if he was serious.
Jamal's large head and round, dark face put one in mind of Smokey Bear — take away the ranger hat, add Jheri curls. He looked the cop in the eyes. "What do you want, Hatfield?"
"Don't take this wrong or nothin," he said earnestly. "It's just, well, how do I put this? It seems like black people are all the time complaining, you know, about being stereotyped and such. Am I correct?"
Jamal blotted his lips with a napkin. He had no idea where this was going; it couldn't be good.
"But if you really think about it," Hatfield continued, "you people are all the time doing stereotypical things. No offense, but here you are, sitting in a pimp mobile on the whore stroll, eating fried chicken. Every time I see you, you're out here in front of Popeye's, eating fried chicken."
"Where else you expect me to eat around here?"
"They have a pretty good cheeseburger sub over at Burger 7," Hatfield said thoughtfully, pointing his sausagelike index finger in a southwesterly direction. "You got the Post Pub on the other side of the circle — excellent daily specials, french fries smothered with melted cheese, amazing. The Silver Dollar Lounge has a buffet till midnight, but you have to watch out for foreign objects in the goulash, if you catch my drift. And up there on U Street there's all kinds of new places: State of the Union, Republic Gardens, Utopia. The Andalusian Dog has a very original tapas menu. You should try it."
"What are you, the new food critic for the Herald?"
Hatfield frowned, disappointed at the response. According to the department's new operating orders, foot patrolmen had been tasked with expanded community outreach. The feeling among the brass (and among their highly paid consultants) was that relationship-building with citizens would promote cooperation with the police, which in turn would aid police efforts in fighting crime and closing cases. On the other hand, according to a recent piece in the Washington Herald, 43 percent of all District residents had at least one blood relative who was either incarcerated or currently "in the system" — meaning arrested, awaiting trial, or on probation or parole. To this large percentage of city residents — a sampling that did not include juveniles under eighteen, 92 percent of whom knew someone in the system — the police were the enemy. And they would probably always remain so.
Hatfield knew this all too well. He experienced it every day. If one person ever said please or thank you to him, he'd probably stroke out in the middle of the street. The truth was, Hatfield felt the same way as the residents. He might have been sworn to protect and serve, but as far as he was concerned, he was protecting and serving the enemy. Back in high school — in the morning prayer circle, on the football and track teams — he'd had lots of black friends. Likewise in the marines, where they taught you to be color-blind. He'd even dated a couple of black women — DC was the mecca for fine black women, and they were forward too, not above telling you how they felt about you, what they wanted you to do. But after nearly five years as a beat cop in a city that was 70 percent black, well, put it this way: he didn't give a good goddamn if they liked him or not — it wasn't his job to be liked; his job was to follow orders. If that meant being friendly with the locals, taking the extra step, so be it. Like they used to say in the marines — shit flows downhill. He knew his place. He wasn't supposed to make or evaluate the policy, he was just supposed to follow it — always to the best of his ability, with no complaints. In the marines, where he'd risen to sergeant in only four years, you had three choices of direct response to a superior: Yes, sir; No, sir; No excuses, sir. He always wondered what the world would be like if everything ran on the same principle.
"Okay then," Hatfield said in a businesslike tone, satisfied now that he'd carried out his orders. "I just wanted to come over and let you know, you know, that I was on the job." He handed Jamal one of his new business cards. "Feel free to contact me at any time."
"You mean, like, Big Brother is watching?"
"Something like that. Your tax dollars at work — or wait a minute. You probably don't pay any taxes, do you?"
"The fuck I don't!" He used the officer's business card to pick something out of his teeth. "Quarterly payments, itemized deductions, the whole nine."
"You must have a gifted accountant: that's some suit."
Jamal picked a piece of lint from his sleeve. "Handmade. I have this great tailor in Chinatown. I could turn you on."
"What color is that anyway?" He clicked on his flashlight again, shined it into the car. "Kind of a light blue, ain't it?"
"In the swatch book, it's called robin's egg."
"Whoo-wee," sang Hatfield, a tone of amazement indigenous to the thick forests of the Appalachian Mountains, where he grew up, the son of a lumber mill worker and his pious wife. The cop played the light beam slyly around the interior of the car. "Hey!" he exclaimed. "What have we here?"
The beam was trained on the aftermarket drink caddy that was straddling the hump beneath the dash — a cheap-looking, molded plastic thing with sandbags on either side for balance. In it was a large Popeye's Coke with a straw, a package of tissues, a nail file, a pack of Juicy Fruit gum, some spare change ... and a rolled-up dollar bill.
(Continues…)
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