Who knew corporate espionage could be such HARD work...
Jennifer
All my friends got married out of college, but that wasn't the road for me.
I wanted to make a name for myself in the business world, and keeping a man around was only going to hold me back.
Sure, I could have used my looks to get ahead, but I promised myself that I would conquer the world using my brains and not my beauty.
But then my mentor asked me to compromise the sexy CEO of our biggest competitor, and all those plans went right out the friggin' window...
Ethan
There are two things that motivate me in this world: money and women.
Maybe not in that particular order...
But if there's one thing I've learned in business, it's never get involved with a female employee.
Screwing around with someone in the company can only lead to trouble, and I'm a man with way too much to lose.
But then my HR Director hired a goddess for our marketing position, and all those plans went right out the effin' window...
