Soap opera writer Fiona Smith feels as though she's being attacked. Her fabulous movie star cousin, Devin thinks she's too fat, her writing seems to be blocked and her neighbor she always had a crush on is engaged.
Enter Lux the workout guru that dresses like Liz Taylor, Sarafina who is going through a divorce with her cross dressing cheating husband and Brandon the writer of the love story of the year.
Even though she's losing weight, her cousin is sleeping with a married man, Brandon seems to like her but hides behind his dead wife, and Lux is trying to steal her pet ferrett Doug. Plus she thinks she is in love with Brandon but one more twist enters into her life in the form of a handsome Ausie actor.