Dog Dish of Doom: An Agent to the Paws Mystery

Dog Dish of Doom: An Agent to the Paws Mystery

by E. J. Copperman


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Dog Dish of Doom: An Agent to the Paws Mystery by E. J. Copperman

Cozy fans and animal lovers alike won't be able to keep their paws off Dog Dish of Doom. Laugh-out-loud funny, E.J. Copperman's series debut is "lots of fun" (Library Journal, starred).

Kay Powell wants to find that break-out client who will become a star. And she thinks she’s found him: His name is Bruno, and he has to be walked three times a day.

Kay is the Agent to the Paws, representing showbiz clients who aren’t exactly people. In fact: they're dogs. Bruno’s humans, Trent and Louise, are pains in the you-know-what, and Les McMaster, the famous director mounting a revival of Annie, might not hire Bruno just because he can’t stand them.

This becomes less of an issue when Trent is discovered face down in Bruno’s water dish, with a kitchen knife in his back. Kay’s perfectly fine to let the NYPD handle the murder, but when the whole plot seems to center on Bruno, her protective instincts come into play. You can kill any people you want, but you’d better leave Kay’s clients alone.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781250084279
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Publication date: 08/15/2017
Series: Agent to the Paws , #1
Pages: 304
Sales rank: 501,341
Product dimensions: 5.60(w) x 8.40(h) x 1.20(d)

About the Author

E.J. COPPERMAN is someone you could sit down and have a beer with, if that’s your thing. Or a hot chocolate. Or a diet soda. Actually, you can have anything you want as long as you don’t care what E.J. is drinking.

E.J. is the author of a number of mystery series: Agent to the Paws begins with Dog Dish of Doom and other series include the Haunted Guesthouse mysteries, Asperger’s mysteries, and Mysterious Detective mysteries.

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"Can he whimper?" Les McMaster — yes, the Les McMaster: Broadway director, visionary, and musical-comedy hit maker — was concerned about my client Bruno, whom he was auditioning for a featured role in his latest Broadway smash.

"Sure, he can whimper!" I piped up from my seat in the front row of the Palace Theater. "Bruno, cry!"

Bruno, trouper that he was, let out some pitiable sobs that would cause a statue of Simon Legree to break down in tears. Bruno was a pro. I almost broke down myself, and I knew he was faking.

"You can do better!" I heard Trent Barclay call from the seat three rows behind me. "Bruno! Cry!"

Bruno, now a little confused because he had been crying, stopped and looked to Trent for direction, the last thing Les wanted. "Look at me Bruno," he said to the talent. "I'm the director."

"Well then, direct!" Trent was desperate to mess up this deal for me, I decided. The part had been Bruno's for the asking before Trent had piped up. Trent stood up and started walking down the aisle toward the stage. "Let him know you mean it!"

Les looked down at Trent and cocked an eyebrow. "He knows I mean it," he said. "Don't you ever think otherwise."

It's my job to settle down situations like this. Well, actually, it's not my job to do that; it's my job to negotiate the deal for Bruno and my other clients. But when a problem like this arises, I have to step in and restore some order.

I stood up. "It's fine," I said, my voice an unconvincing singsong. "Bruno knows what to do, Trent. Let's just sit and watch, okay?"

"No, it's not okay!" Trent looked into the otherwise-empty theater for his wife. "Louise! Don't you think Bruno can do better?"

"Um, I don't know," Louise answered, her eyes darting from Trent to Les and back again. "He was crying, right?"

"It doesn't matter what Louise thinks," Les informed him. "It matters what I think, because I'm the one casting the part." His voice was irritated and impatient.

I clenched my teeth. "Please, Trent," I hissed. "Let's just sit down."

Trent pouted like a petulant four-year-old and plopped himself into a seat on the aisle next to me. He glared up at Les and folded his arms: Go ahead, show me. Perfect.

Bruno, to his credit, lay down on the stage and waited for the argument to end. He even had the degree of professionalism necessary to avoid peeing into the orchestra pit.

Bruno was a brown shaggy dog of indeterminate breed. As far as I could tell, he was a mixed breed. Bruno was a mutt.

He looked sort of like a hairy ottoman, but he could act better than any dog I'd ever handled before.

I'm Kay Powell. I'm a theatrical agent specializing in animal actors.

"It'll be fine," I whispered to Trent once Les had turned his attention back to the dog. "He likes what he sees. Bruno's killing it. If we just let him be, he'll get the job."

"I'm sorry; am I directing too loud for you?" Les called from the stage. Directors can be, perhaps, a little dramatic. And don't get me started on human actors. There's a reason I deal with clients who don't talk back. In words.

Unfortunately, that doesn't always pertain to their owners. "The guy's a hack," Trent whispered back, not as quietly, drawing a look from Les. "I could direct better than this, and I've never directed anything in my life."

Louise, who had moved down to a seat right behind Trent and me, added, "It's true. Never."

"Well, Les has," I said. "Just let Bruno show him what he can do. Bruno is a natural."

I'd only been representing Bruno for a week, literally, when the call came in that Les McMaster was looking for a dog to replace the dog playing Sandy in his current huge hit revival of Annie. Word was that if the dog given the part worked out, he might be considered for the film version, which Les was also set to direct. This was the kind of opportunity that an agent like me — or even one with human clients — can't possibly pass up. I had considered passing over Bruno, a dog I hadn't seen really work before, but I'd taken a shot and it seemed to be paying off.

If only Trent Barclay could keep his yap shut.

After a few more minutes of audition, with me watching Trent, not Bruno (as I should have been) and resisting the impulse to dig my fingernails into the back of his hand as a warning, Les walked to the skirt of the stage and talked directly to me. "This is a really smart dog," he said.

"Of course he is," Trent said, usurping the agent (that's me) and worse, annoying the director. Again. "He can do anything."

Les didn't move his gaze from mine. "So I'd like to talk to you about him."

"Of course," I said, not giving Trent time to react. "Let's talk." I stood up and started up the steps to the stage.

"Shouldn't we be there?" Louise asked. "He's our dog, after all."

I should have seen that coming, I'll admit. Louise was the "creative" end of the team, having rescued Bruno from a shelter and taught him any number of interesting "tricks." Trent, on the other hand, was the "business" end, keeping the appointment calendar for Bruno and, one assumes, the books once he started earning a salary. The fact that a dog as good as Bruno hadn't yet gotten a job in show business was the reason they'd come to me in the first place.

"Don't worry, Louise," I said as sunnily as I could. "Nothing happens unless you agree and sign on later. But for starters, this is something Les and I do by ourselves. You take Bruno home now, and I'll call you later, okay?"

"Oh, we'll stay here," she answered. "So you can get to us right away. Why wait, right?" She and Trent sat down in their theater seats, looking at the set, which was made up as the orphanage from which Annie would eventually be rescued by Oliver Warbucks. They looked unmovable. Nobody made so much as a gesture to Bruno, who was sitting on the stage looking at his owners and probably wondering if Daddy Warbucks was going to come rescue him too.

I turned away from them, gave Les a look of conspiracy, and walked onto the stage, toward Bruno. I gave him a liver treat from my pocket and rubbed the especially smooth fur on the top of his head. Bruno sat happily and made a satisfied sound in his throat.

"Look, I think the dog is perfect," Les said. "But I'm not sure I'm going to cast him."

"Why not?" I asked, scruffing Bruno under his chin.

"Do you really have to ask?" Les countered, looking out into the house.

"I'll keep them away from you," I promised.

"Yes, you will," the director agreed. "Because I'm going to have it written into the contract."

I stopped petting Bruno for a moment, and he tilted his head up at me. Hey! Lady! You're supposed to be paying attention to me, remember? "You're going to ... Les, why not just trust me?" I asked.

"Because it's too big a risk. We've only worked together once, and that was, well, it wasn't your fault, but still." It was true; I'd found Les a monkey for one of his rare misfires, a musical of Around the World in 80 Days. The monkey had stolen Phileas Fogg's glasses, which normally wouldn't have been a problem. But the respected British actor (let's just say his first name is "Sir") playing Fogg had been slumming in this tawdry musical and had written his lines on various pieces of paper he'd cleverly concealed around the set. Without his glasses, he had no idea what to say next.

And the sad part was, that was the highlight of the show.

"I can handle Trent and Louise," I assured him.

"It'll be in the contract, or I'll look for another dog," Les said. "That's it."

And that was it. He walked off the stage. I got Bruno's leash from the chair we'd dropped it on when we'd entered, and Trent bounded up without helping Louise, who lagged behind pretty badly.

"So?" Trent demanded. "Do we have the contract? Let me take a look at it; I went to law school for a year." That was interesting, since I knew he'd made what money he had funding Internet businesses that usually folded in a year or less.

I went to law school for all three years and actually passed the bar in New York state, but hey; why quibble? "Well, he's offering Bruno the role," I said. "We just have to go over some of the particulars."

Trent's eyes narrowed to slits and Louise's took on the emotional depth of a great white shark. "Particulars?" he said with a tone I didn't care for and at a volume I preferred he not reach.

I didn't know if Les was still within earshot, and empty stages have a tendency to echo. So I assessed the situation and made a decision. "Let's go backstage and see where Bruno would be most of the time," I said. "Every theater is different."

Before either of them could protest, I took Bruno's leash and led him toward the wings, from which we could access the backstage. The two other humans had no choice but to follow me; their moneymaker was literally walking away from them.

We walked toward the dressing rooms, and I found one whose door was unlocked, and opened it. Bruno walked in. I let go of his leash, and being the excellent dog he was, he sat down next to one of the two makeup tables and looked attentive. Trent barreled in behind us, and Louise, looking like a headlight-caught deer, followed.

"What's this about particulars?" Trent snarled. A Broadway director was going to cast his dog in a hit musical and he was upset about details.

"It's very simple, and not a big deal," I began. "Les wants to be able to direct Bruno in a way that makes all the actors comfortable and lets them keep the blocking they've already established, and he needs to do it quickly, because the dog playing the part now is leaving on Tuesday." This was Thursday. There really wasn't much time.

"So?" Trent led me. He wasn't being taken in by my assertion that this wasn't something for him to get upset about.

"So he wants time with Bruno alone. And that means he wants me to bring Bruno here every morning and pick him up after rehearsals and performances." That sounds reasonable, doesn't it? I mean, I'm asking you.

I wasn't asking Trent or Louise, because I knew what their response would be, and that's what I got back. "You mean he doesn't want us around?" Trent's voice was rising in pitch and volume.

"We can't even be here when he's rehearsing?" Louise threw in. I got the impression she was less disturbed than confused.

"It's a simple request he's making in the contract," I said in my calmest tone. "It's something I'd advise you to accept, because this can launch a career for Bruno. Les McMaster —"

"Les McMaster is a hack!" Trent's voice echoed through the crowded room to the degree that Louise took a step back, dislodging a jar of cold cream from one of the makeup tables. It fell to the floor, but luckily was made of plastic. A little cold cream did spurt out the top and land on the floor, though. "He couldn't direct a grade-school production about dental health!"

"Please keep your voice down," I said, noting a change in the light at the foot of the closed door. "He might be able to hear you."

"Let him hear me!" Trent was drunk with whatever power he'd decided he had. "My dog wouldn't work with him if he were the last director on Earth!"

"Trent." Funny, I didn't remember saying that. Oh! That was because the voice was Louise's. "Get off your high horse. The man's offering us money for a dog to sit and stay."

"That dog is talented!" Trent was on a roll. "That dog is an artist."

"Oh, knock it off," his wife responded. "This is all about you, as usual. You don't want to give up control to someone who actually knows what he's doing."

Trent stared at her with an expression that might as well have had daggers and nuclear warheads emanating from his eyes. He raised his hand reflexively, as if to strike her, but stopped when I gasped. Louise simply glared at him. But he said nothing. He turned and walked out the door.

Louise turned toward me. "Don't let this spook you, Kay," she said. "He does this all the time." Swell. I couldn't wait to work with him more. "I'll handle him."

"You sure?" I asked. "That looked ..." My voice trailed off.

"He'd never really do anything like that, believe me. Just give us a call tomorrow. I'll get him to sign the contract." She took Bruno's leash from the floor, and the dog, a total trouper, got up and followed her out with a serene look on his face.

I left the dressing room (after picking up the jar of cold cream and putting it back on the table) and went into the hallway leading toward the stage door. I thought I saw a man's leg turning the corner as I walked out. Trent? Les? Could Les have heard all the screaming? Was it possible he hadn't?

It's not often I talk to myself, but this was one such occasion.

"Well, that could have gone better," I said


On the drive home from Manhattan, I did everything I could to avoid thinking about Trent, Louise, Les, and especially Bruno, who deserved better guardians than the ones he had, I was afraid.

I got into the business of representing animals in an attempt to join the one area I knew something about with a business in which I could make a decent living. My parents, of course, had been against it from the start.

"Veterinary school?" my mother asked. "Why would you want to go to veterinary school and break up the act?" Maybe I'm getting a little ahead of myself here.

I was born into a showbiz family: My father met my mother at the Nevele, a Catskills resort, in 1975. He was a waiter, and my mother, the former Eleanor Rey, was a dancer in one of the revues. By the time my father, Jay Powell, worked up an act of comic patter and a few song parodies, they were dating pretty seriously. It's never been clear to me whether they formed an act together or got married next; the chronology is a little shaky. So is the chronology of when they got married versus when I was born, which was in 1979. Sometimes it's better not to ask questions around my parents.

In any event, they had become one of the house acts at the Nevele by 1983, which is when I made my debut. Sometimes I suspect they named me Kay strictly to bill us as "Jay, Kay, and El" (which they did), and other times, I'm absolutely sure that's why they did it.

I wasn't an awful dancer and I could sing for a little girl, so by the time I was ten, I had my own spot in the show to solo, a segment my father couldn't resist calling "Oh, Kay!" And after the glamour of it gave way to the reality that we were a second-rate act in a second-rate resort playing in the smaller of two ballrooms, I had come to hate performing. So when I suggested that I might want to go to college to pave the way for a career in veterinary sciences because I'd always loved animals (there was a dog act in the revue one summer, and some guests brought their pets), my parents saw it as a betrayal of not just our show-business heritage, but of them personally.

"Veterinary school?" my father parroted. He's great support for Mom, because he knows she's the real talent in the act. "Do you know how many girls would kill to be in the position you're in now? To have a paying job in show business?"

"A lot of parents would be happy their daughter wants to get an education," I protested. Hey, I was seventeen. A little melodrama is par for the course, and in my family, well, drama is what we do when we're not doing musical comedy. "I want to help dogs and cats and birds and other animals. I want to help people be happy with their pets. It's the same thing as what you guys do — it's taking their minds off their troubles. Isn't that what you've always told me is the most important thing?" Man, I was good in those days.

To their credit, my parents listened, and conferred. "It's what you want," Mom told me finally. "What kind of parents would we be if we didn't help you go after what you want?"

So off to Ithaca College I went, bent on getting the grades I'd need to attract attention in vet school applications. Until the first day of organic chemistry class my freshman year, when I realized I was in miles over my head, and I'd better find another way to fulfill myself.

I did what every student with no particular ambition does — I became a history major and went to law school. And once again to their credit, my parents did not develop an I-told-you-so attitude; they supported me as much as they could and I worked for the rest.


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KrittersRamblings More than 1 year ago
Check out the full review at Kritters Ramblings I don't read cozy mysteries all that often, maybe one or two a year and every time I read one I am reminded that I should read them more often! With a dog at the center of this story it appealed to me even more and when the first page opened to a dog named Bruno (not a German Shepherd) I was so excited to keep on reading! Bruno is a dog that is headed to Broadway to be the dog in Annie and after a little drama during his audition his agent Kay is a little worried. She wakes up the next morning to read in the paper that Bruno's owner has been murdered and she must find out why and who and how.
gloriafeit More than 1 year ago
dog dish of doom By E.J. Copperman Minotaur Books August 15, 2017 Hardcover, 293 pp., $24.99 ISBN: 978-1-250-088427-9 Reviewed by Gloria Feit From the publisher: The start of a great new series . . . stars amateur sleuth Kay Powell. A talent agent for show biz animals, Kay discovers she has a talent of her own: solving crimes. Kay Powell wants to find that break-out client who will become a star. And she thinks she’s found him: His name is Bruno, and he has to be walked three times a day. Bruo’s humans, Trent and Louise, butt in a lot, and Les McMaster, the famous direct now mounting a revival of Annie, might not hire Bruno just because he can’t stand Trent in particular. That becomes less of an issue when Trent is discovered face down in Bruno’s water dish. With a kitchen knife in his back. Kay’s perfectly fine to let the NYPD handle the murder, but when the whole plot seems to centers on Bruno, her protective instincts come into play. You can kill any people you want, but you’d better leave Kay’s clients alone. Kay lives in a little house in Scarborough, New Jersey, where right now her parents, who work gigs on cruise ships, dancing and singing, “were in residence, working on their act.” Kay, of course, has pets in the house: Steve, the dachshund, and Eydie, her rescue greyhound. When she reads of Trent’s death in the local newspaper, she is dismayed, to say the least, that “a total stranger had gone facedown in a two-inch dish of water.” Kay describes herself, btw, as a “tough Jersey girl who actually grew up onstage in the Catskills and the Poconos.” (For those not conversant with the mountain areas of New York and Pennsylvania, they were once-thriving areas whose hotels proudly hired the best talent in the country to perform every weekend [and most weeknights]). But she becomes involved, per agreement with Lt. Rodriguez of the NYPD, to act as the latter’s “inside source” with the people involved in the production of Annie. However, her attempts at finding the murderer soon involve an “exploding bagel bakery and the possible abduction of a big hairy mutt.” Kay describes Bruno as “a big hairy mutt, mostly. Looks like a shag rug that was somehow invested with a brain and the ability to move around.” Agent to the Paws is another new series by E.J. Copperman. And just as terrific as the ones that preceded it. As I have written in previous reviews of this author’s new titles/series, this could only be an E.J. Copperman creation, as any reader of the author’s Asperger’s, Mysterious Detective and Haunted Ghosthouse series can attest. There is a mystery here, and quite creative and suspenseful it is, but the overriding aspect of this book is the author’s singular and trademark humor. I can attest to the fact that every page, and nearly every sentence, of this delightful book is literally laugh-out-loud funny, and the smile almost never left my face for the two days it took me to read it. It is simply terrific, and is highly recommended.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Cute plot, but repeats itself a lot.
FeatheredQuillBookReviews More than 1 year ago
After finishing law school, Kay Powell wanted to start her own business and the one thing she knew for sure was that she preferred working with animals over people. With a background in theatre, as her parents are both stage actors and she was once involved in their act growing up, she decides to start an agency that represents animal actors. Little does she know how this will change her life... With her new business, Kay sees all kinds of animal talent from many different species including cats, birds, reptiles, and even dolphins. Her latest client, however, is a lovable dog named Bruno. As soon as Kay meets Bruno she can see he has potential to be a great actor for he’s obedient, calm, and above all has a face that all of the audience will fall in love with. Unfortunately, Bruno’s owners Trent and Louise Barclay are not as simple to deal with, making it twice as hard for Kay to seal a contract for Bruno. For you see, Kay is so close to getting Bruno the part of the dog Sandy in the play Annie, if only she can convince Trent to keep his opinions to himself about the director, Les McMaster. After some negotiation with both parties, Kay thinks she has the role captured for Bruno and is proud of her client’s bright future, but everything takes a drastic turn when the next morning she is informed that Trent Barclay has been murdered. Suddenly Bruno’s future is not so bright as an investigation starts to find a motive for Trent’s murder. This is when Kay finds herself in an odd predicament - she represents Bruno and by all means wants to look out for his best interest and keep him safe. However, if someone was angry enough to murder Trent then Bruno could possibly be in danger too. The situation becomes even stranger when Trent’s wife, Louise Barclay, accuses Kay of dog napping the morning of Bruno’s first rehearsal. Louise doesn’t seem to recall that Kay called her many times to arrange a drop off time for Bruno. Instantly distraught, Louise tries to get Kay arrested, but is quickly told there is no grounds for arrest. Louise, angry with the whole situation, storms away leaving her dog yet again with Kay. Because Kay is in the center of all the theatre drama, Detective Rodriguez, who has been assigned the case, asks for Kay’s help in searching for clues. At first Kay is a little apprehensive for shouldn’t the police handle all of this business? But then, knowing that the safety of her client Bruno is in her hands, she agrees to help and soon uncovers a dog pile of secrets. Before I even started to read this book I was pulled in by the unique main character of Kay Powell, for being an agent to the animals is just such a fun and creative place to start. Then throwing in a lovable dog like Bruno, I was instantly hooked to the bond this pair had throughout the story. It was perfect for the reader to see the dog’s perspective in a unique way for the main character keeps the reader in tune with all that is transpiring with Bruno, while still keeping up with a fun dialogue between the human characters. This is a great first novel in this series and I’ll be looking for the second one. Quill says: Could not ask for a more unique and fun story!