Down with the Dance

Down with the Dance

by C.T. Walsh

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Middle School Mayhem: Down with the Dance is the first book in this action-packed, hilarious series.  

Meet Austin Davenport, whose fabulous luck landed him on this earth only eleven short months after his brother, Derek, putting them in the same grade. While Austin's brain power is unmatched, it appears as if his brother got all the athletic gifts and the family butt-chin, meaning their parents love Derek more than Austin, or so it seems. 

Join Austin on his journey through the tumultuous waters of middle school as he navigates the swampy and undeodorized hallways and explores the depths of the cafeteria's seafood surprise. 

Oh, and someone is plotting to take down the Halloween Dance, the one that Austin has his sights set on, so he can take Sophie Rodriguez, a girl way out of his league, but who doesn't seem to know it.  

Can he stay one step ahead of the new principal who has it out for him? Will Austin figure out who the perpetrators are? Will he save the dance in time? Will he wear a diaper on a stakeout?  

This first in a planned series of twelve will have you ROFLing like you never have before.  

The funny and fast-paced nature of this series is meant for middle grade and early young adult readers.  

Beware! This series has the tendency to turn reluctant readers into eager ones.  

Product Details

BN ID: 2940156410002
Publisher: Farcical Press
Publication date: 05/15/2019
Series: Middle School Mayhem , #1
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 160
Sales rank: 29,511
File size: 2 MB

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Down with the Dance 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 5 reviews.
Anonymous 20 days ago
A must read for anybody who likes to laugh. This book is hilarious.
Anonymous 20 days ago
What a great book. One of the funniest books I've ready. Loved it.
Gotcheese99 20 days ago
An amazing series. So glad I found it. I couldn't believe how funny the story and characters are. A must read for kids...and grownups.
Anonymous 20 days ago
So, so, so funny. I loved this book. This series is going to be a big hit. Austin is the coolest nerd around. Love him and his friends. The story is exciting and the writing is hysterical.
Anonymous 3 months ago
Hilarity and some life lessons all rolled into one! You'll love Austin and his friends! I'll definitely read the rest of the series!