Duke Sucks: A Completely Evenhanded, Unbiased Investigation into the Most Evil Team on Planet Earth

Duke Sucks: A Completely Evenhanded, Unbiased Investigation into the Most Evil Team on Planet Earth

by Reed Tucker, Andy Bagwell
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Duke Sucks: A Completely Evenhanded, Unbiased Investigation into the Most Evil Team on Planet Earth by Reed Tucker, Andy Bagwell

In the ranks of NCAA college basketball, Duke University is like something scraped off the bottom of a shoe. It's like a nasty virus you catch from a door handle at a public toilet.

No team in sports is as uniquely hated as those smug, entitled, floor-slapping, fist-pumping, insufferable Blue Devils. The loathing has almost reached the level of a religion. Christian Laettner is a punk. Amen. The Cameron Crazies are obnoxious. The Plumlees are worthless times three. Coach K is a jerk. Kumbaya.

The team is dogged by an intense hatred that no other team can match—and for good reason. Millions of hoops fans and March Madness aficionados around the world are not imagining things. Duke really is evil, and within the pages of Duke Sucks, Reed Tucker and Andy Bagwell show readers exactly why Duke deserves to be so detested. They bruise and batter the Blue Devils with fact after fact, story after story, statistic after statistic. They build an airtight case that could stand up in a court of law.

So sit back in your "I Hate Duke" t-shirt, and in true Duke fashion, force someone poorer than you to do your work as you crack open the ultimate guide to Duke suckitude.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781250008190
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Publication date: 01/31/2012
Sold by: Macmillan
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 208
Sales rank: 624,710
File size: 2 MB

About the Author

Reed Tucker is a staff features writer at the New York Post. He lives in Brooklyn, New York. Andy Bagwell is a former member of Selected Hilarity, one of the top college comedy acts in the nation. He lives in Cary, North Carolina. The two host the "Tar Heel Bred, Tar Heel Dead" podcast, an obsessive, occasionally humorous look at UNC basketball.


Reed Tucker is a staff features writer at the New York Post. He lives in Brooklyn, New York. He is co-author of Duke Sucks: A Completely Evenhanded, Unbiased Investigation into the Most Evil Team on Planet Earth.
Andy Bagwell is a former member of Selected Hilarity, one of the top college comedy acts in the nation. He lives in Cary, North Carolina. With Reed Tucker he is the co-author of Duke Sucks, and the two host the “Tar Heel Bred, Tar Heel Dead” podcast, an obsessive, occasionally humorous look at UNC basketball.

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Duke Sucks 3.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 17 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I wouldn't even consider myself a big college basketball fan, but I've still always hated Duke. Who doesn't?! The authors give us plenty of reasons why our hatred is justified, including charges ranging from "Duke gets more calls than a Mumbai customer-service center" to "The only way the tournament selection committee could give Duke an easier road to the Final Four every year would be to draw them a map." A great gift for any college sports enthusiast and sure to deliver plenty of laughs for yourself.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I am a duke fan. they can do no wrong,other than to not beat carolina.i enjoyed the book in that i could see why i dont like carolina.the authors put a lot of research into the book?coach Ks hair??come on,u are looking for bugs.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
My bro likes duke so PO you little butt!!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is a very entertaining and very well researched book, must get!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
You didn't mention kentucky. That's what i meant, bro.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Oh
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Duke basketball team made it to the finals.
BlueDevilsForEver More than 1 year ago
The authors of this worthless POS book are Tarbaby twits who only wish they had the class of the Duke Blue Devils.    
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I enjoyed every page! As they say the truth is ugly and funny.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I am so buying this book! I want to be a Tar Heel sooo bad and I completely despise Duke. It's so obvious that Duke is out to, like, kill anyone who tries to show the world how awful they are. Duke sucks and who doesn't hate them?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Duke sucks. They got a fairly easy path this year too.
luvmynookJG More than 1 year ago
You would think by the title that the book would just be full of lies or other untruths about Duke but it actually isn't. If you are one of those people who think Duke gets all of the good calls and that they are nowhere near as good as the NCAA tries to make them appear, you will love this book. Read the truth about this school.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ok my sister looked up duke the dasketball team and she was daloading duke vs kentukey and all the sudden it daloaded this mean book calld Duck sucks
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I did not mean to get this book help
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Guess what carolina fans my life long dream is to go to duke ans obviously we have 100% more class than u. Duke can sue.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Logan was here