Meet Monica Velour

Meet Monica Velour

Director: Keith Bearden Cast: Kim Cattrall, Dustin Ingram, Brian Dennehy


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A young man meets his dream woman (and isn't the least bit troubled that she's a washed-up porn actress 30 years his senior) in this independent coming-of-age comedy. Tobe Hulbert (Dustin Ingram) is a 17-year-old high school graduate who is the working definition of a loser -- he's nerdy and socially inept, he lives with his eccentric grandfather (Brian Dennehy), his closest friend, Kenny (Daniel Yelsky), is only 12 years old, and he drives a beat-up hot-dog wagon with a giant frankfurter bolted to the roof. Among his other obsessions, Tobe is fascinated with adult movies of the 1970s and '80s, and his favorite actress is Monica Velour (Kim Cattrall), who in her heyday was the hottest star in porn. When Tobe discovers there's a collector living in Indiana (Keith David) who is willing to buy his wagon for a good price and Monica Velour will be appearing at a gentleman's club nearby, he decides fate is smiling on him and hits the road. However, the "gentleman's club" turns out to be a sleazy dive and time hasn't been kind to Monica; when several patrons begin shouting insults at her, Tobe defends her honor and gets beat up for his trouble. Monica gratefully befriends Tobe and lets him stay at the trailer park she calls home; he begins to imagine he might have a chance with the woman of his dreams, but while she sees Tobe as a kindred spirit, she has bigger things to deal with, including a career that's going nowhere, an ugly relationship with her ex-husband, and a contentious battle to win back custody of her daughter. The first feature film from writer and director Keith Bearden, Meet Monica Velour received its world premiere at the 2010 Tribeca Film Festival.

Product Details

Release Date: 08/16/2011
UPC: 0013132266893
Original Release: 2009
Rating: R
Source: Starz / Anchor Bay
Region Code: 1
Time: 1:37:00

Special Features

Audio Commentary with Writer/Director Keith Bearden and Actress Kim Cattrall; Hilarious Deleted Scenes!

Cast & Crew

Performance Credits
Kim Cattrall Monica Velour
Dustin Ingram Tobe
Brian Dennehy Pop Pop
Han Jee Young Amanda
Daniel Yelsky Kenny
Keith David Claude
Sam McMurray Ronnie
Elizabeth Wright Shapiro Snickers
Jamie Tisdale Young Monica Velour
Gracie Rose Kayla
Tony Cox Petting Zoo Club Owner
Henry Yuk Amanda's Dad
Kyle Hallman Jock
Kwadwo Asiedu Classmate
Lauren Mae Shafer Punk Girl
Paige Frisconi Blonde Girl
Peter Carey Lead Cop
Courtney Dempsey-Burkett Second Cop
Greg Trzaskoma Biker Guy 1
John "Bam Bam" Katinsky Biker Guy 2
Anna Li Chinese Neighbor
Kevin Scollin Commencement Speaker
Joyce Uzelac Old Lady Cashier
John W. Lawson Fireworks
Jay Malack Porn Producer
Jordan Horowitz Porn Director
Bob Duggan Bandito 1
Benjamin Brennan Bandito 2
Chris Dendrios Frat Boy 1
Michael Force Frat Boy 2
Steve Holiday Frat Boy 3
My Ishia Cason-Brown Jazelle
Walter L. Lindsey EMT 1
Emily Rose Merrell Waitress
Christopher Oberto Hands Solo
Dan Pesta Dork Fudgepacker
Rick Carver Frankenbooty Juggler
Nicole 'Jade' Barley Uta
Jason Waugh Frankenbooty Burgermeister
Nicole Stober Greta
Kathleen Moore Store Owner
Ryleigh P. Little Child in Motel Office

Technical Credits
Keith Bearden Director,Screenwriter
Kerry Barden Casting
Rebecca Bentjen Costumes/Costume Designer
Shauna Bogetz Co-producer
Alison Ford Art Director
Naomi Geraghty Editor
Gary Gilbert Producer
Lewis Goldstein Sound/Sound Designer
Andrew Hollander Score Composer
Jordan Horowitz Producer
Season Kent Musical Direction/Supervision
Nicholas Lee Asst. Director
Paul Schnee Casting
Masanobu Takayanagi Cinematographer
Lou A. III Trabbie Production Designer

Scene Index

Disc #1 -- Meet Monica Velour
1. Main Titles [2:18]
2. XXX Superstar [7:31]
3. "Mystery Meat Beauty" [9:04]
4. Meeting Monica Velour [8:42]
5. "Miss January, 1978" [11:05]
6. "No Checks...Cash" [6:37]
7. Frankenbody Must Be Destroyed! [10:32]
8. The First Time Is The Best [8:51]
9. Hard Lessons [7:19]
10. Parting Gifts [17:03]
11. New Love [4:28]
12. End Credits [3:36]

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