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A bottom-shelf bar band gets a second shot at the big time when they're transformed into vampires and start to develop a loyal following. Joey (Rob Stefaniuk) fronts The Winners, a go-nowhere rock group accustomed to playing empty bowling alleys and deserted bars. They've never had a hit, and their manager Jeff (Dave Foley) voids them like the plague. Dumped by his girlfriend and advised by a sinister bartender (Alice Cooper) to simply snuff it, Joey keeps plugging away at his dreams until the one fateful night when everything changes. Hours after disappearing to an after party with a creepy goth guy (Dimitri Coats), sexy bass player Jennifer (Jessica Paré) shows up lacking more pigment than usual. Before long the Winners are dining on groupies, and dominating the charts. But their success has come at a particularly high price, and when Joey has the opportunity to set things right, he prepares to make the biggest decision of his life. Also featuring Henry Rollins, Iggy Pop, Moby, and Malcolm McDowell.

Product Details

Release Date: 09/28/2010
UPC: 0741952687191
Original Release: 2009
Source: Koch Vision
Time: 1:36:00

Special Features

Making of documentary "Down to the Crossroads Or: How to Make a Movie Suck" including cast & crew members; Audio commentary with writer/director Rob Stefaniuk and Cinematography Gregor Hagey ; Burning brides "Flesh and Bone" music video

Cast & Crew

Performance Credits
Rob Stefaniuk Joey
Dave Foley Jeff
Jessica Paré Jennifer
Malcolm McDowell Eddie Van Helsig
Henry Rollins Rockin' Roger
Iggy Pop Victor
Moby Beef Bellows
Alex Lifeson Border Guard
Alice Cooper Bartender
Nicole deBoer Susan
Paul Anthony Tyler
Mike Lobel Sam
Dimitri Coats Queeny
Calico Cooper Waitress
Barbara Mamabolo Danielle

Technical Credits
Rob Stefaniuk Director,Screenwriter
Michele Conroy Editor
Robin Crumley Producer
Mario Davignon Costumes/Costume Designer
Jim Goodall Production Designer
D. Gregor Hagey Cinematographer
Mihkel Harilaid Executive Producer
Victoria Hirst Co-producer
John Kastner Score Composer
Terry Markus Executive Producer
Gabriella Martinelli Executive Producer
Brad Peyton Executive Producer
Jeff Rogers Producer
Jeff Sackman Executive Producer

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