E is for Eyeball

E is for Eyeball

by Marc Richard

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Overview

Like reading Poe on nitrous oxide.

Have you ever wanted to escape?

Ever wished you were a character in a story?

Be careful what you wish for.

I wanted that once, too.

And now here I am. And it sucks.

How did I get here?

What did I do to deserve this?

Trapped in the nightmarish world of Edgar Allan Poe

Sort of.

Why are these tales so much worse than the originals?

Why is everyone I meet so annoying? And what's the deal with their wonky eyeballs?


E is for Eyeball is what happens when you put works of public domain into the hands of an incompetent lunatic.

Horrific. Hilarious. Ridiculous.

You'll laugh till your eyes pop out.


"A real mustn't read." -Every Critic Ever

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These books do not need to be read in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!

Product Details

BN ID: 2940162830009
Publisher: Marc Richard
Publication date: 03/04/2020
Series: The Alphabet Books , #5
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 1 MB

About the Author

Marc Richard lives in Portland, Maine in a shack in the woods with his wife Jill, his dog Ethan, some pots and pans, and a lemon. However, today it's a lime, as it's fajita night.

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