Two stories here. 1. Elfenwurl: Willy O'toole, a homeless alcoholic and ex-nightclub entertainer is kidnapped by an elf and taken to Elfenwurl. Through a series of events Willy becomes king of the elves, which begins a world of trouble for Willy. 2. The Kidnapped Unicorn. The young prince's pet unicorn is stolen by rebels who are led by a powerful evil wizard. They intend to embarrass the queen. A young novice wizard is the only wizard available to go on the mission to retrieve the unicorn and restore the queen's prestige. he must locate the rebel hideout, penetrate it, recover the unicorn, and escape.