Epics: A Collection Of Translated Artifacts

Epics: A Collection Of Translated Artifacts

by Prof Aran Damon PhD


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Epics: A Collection Of Translated Artifacts by Prof Aran Damon PhD

Deep within an abandoned silver mine, at an undisclosed location, in the very bowels of the Earth itself, it was there that I found the mammoth pile of copper tablets. Some were still whole, while others were broken, with their pieces either scattered about or lost. The etchings on some were as clear as day, while on others the writing had faded with time.

The effort to extract these tablets from their ancient resting place was exhausting, but when finally accomplished, stock was taken of them by my archaeological team. And what a prize!

Here was Barry Happypants and his quest to rid the Universe of the interplanetary tyrant, Gribulor, the Great Goat-Man.

Here was Barry's encounter with the unstoppable universal hero El Krunko, and how the two became a pair of legends to rival all legendary figures.

Here are the adventures of this Dynamic Duo throughout time and space, all the more marvelous thanks to their seemingly nonsensical nature.

Behold as they ally themselves with the eerie Ethnocentric Dracula to battle the malevolent Multinational Mummyman!
Marvel as they discover the text that tells the tale of El Krunko's past!

Be astounded as the very edges of chronology and geography are explored and burst apart!

I dedicate this compilation to you, dear reader, and to all of humanity. It is a riveting tale, that if it indeed comes from the Uruk IV period, threatens to shatter the paradigm of belief we hold so sacred. Our understanding of the past, and indeed the Universe as a whole, is to be reshaped by this Epic tale, an impossible story from the depths of time itself.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780692273425
Publisher: Gregory Mandarano
Publication date: 08/07/2014
Pages: 234
Product dimensions: 5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.53(d)

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