Exceptional Advice for Adventurers Everywhere

Exceptional Advice for Adventurers Everywhere

by Joseph J. Bailey

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Exceptional Advice for Adventurers Everywhere by Joseph J. Bailey

The Exceptional Advice for Adventurers Everywhere series provides a range of proven (1) advice for professions that don't exist. (2)

This complete edition includes all four novellas in the Exceptional Advice for Adventurers Everywhere tetralogy.

Included are:

Mulogo's Treatise on Wizardry:

Mulogo's Treatise provides a concise summary in plain (well, mostly plain) language for wizards who wish to have a manual for surviving in a harsh world where people (and much nastier) want to kill you and take your stuff (usually in that order). (4)

Everygnome's Guide to Paratechnology:

Within this concise guide you will find answers to many of the questions you do not have about becoming a Paratechnologist (5), a wondrous master of the uniquely Gnomish art of blending magic and technology!

Nemesis - A Good Guide for Bad Guys:

Nemesis provides a wealth of information you do not wish to know on becoming a villain and succeeding in the kingdom of evil. (6)

Confessions of an Angry Dwarf:

If you have ever wanted to explore the inner workings of the Dwarven psyche (8), then Confessions of an Angry Dwarf will be your gateway to a world probably better left unvisited.

Adventurer's Notes:
1. Until disproven.
2. No matter how much you may want for them to be real. (3)
3. Which should in no way limit your enjoyment of them.
4. Thankfully, the guide applies equally well when your enemies could care less about taking your stuff.
5. Who would?
6. If you have ever been frustrated by the decision-making of villains in literature or film, then this is the guide for you. (7)
7. Unless, of course, it isn't.
8. Brave soul that you are.

From the Author -

The EA'AE books are guides one might happen upon within the larger multiverse created in the Chronicles of the Fists trilogy... fantasy books giving farcical advice for professions that don't exist.

Also, they have footnotes. Lots of footnotes.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940149222537
Publisher: Joseph Bailey
Publication date: 03/21/2014
Series: Exceptional Advice for Adventurers Everywhere , #5
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 333
File size: 3 MB

About the Author

Through such simple questions as, "What if we lived in a world where our beliefs were real, tangible, and actualizable?" Joe explores the possible through thought, fantasy, wit, and character.

Including influences such as Shunryu Suzuki, Tolkien, Krishnamurti, Iain M. Banks, Laozi, Stephen R. Donaldson, Philip Kapleau, Raymond E. Feist, Edward O. Wilson, Dan Simmons, and David Bohm, Joe creates existential fantasy filled with rich worlds, concepts, stories, and ideas.

Joe holds an advanced degree in environmental management from Duke University where he also studied religion with a focus on meditative, experiential, and transformative traditions.

When not at play with his family, he enjoys reading, writing, and relaxation. When he can, Joe also practices various martial traditions in which he has attained the victim level of proficiency.

For more information, please visit Joe's website at: www.josephjbailey.com.

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