Master of the macabre David Lubar turns his attention to dark and twisted tales for teens with Extremities: Stories of Death, Murder, and Revenge.
A group of high school girls takes revenge on their sadistic gym teacher in the most fitting way possible. Two stowaways find themselves on a ship for the dead. An ancient predator stalks the wrong victim. Here are thirteen tales of death, murder, and revenge from the fertile and febrile imagination of master storyteller David Lubarhis first story collection for the teen audience.
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DAVID LUBAR created a sensation with his debut novel, Hidden Talents, an ALA Best Book for Young Adults. He is also the author of the Nathan Abercrombie series, True Talents, Flip, and six Weenies short story collections. He lives in Nazareth, Pennsylvania.
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Series of Death, Murder and Revenge
By David Lubar
Tom Doherty AssociatesCopyright © 2013 David Lubar
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Running Out of Air
Deeva sucked air and dug for the strength to hold her place in the middle of the pack. One more lap and it was over. For today, at least. Stay in the middle and you won't get killed, she thought, risking a glance over her shoulder, where the stragglers tailed out — one pair running slowly with awkward gaits, two more barely jogging, and one last girl desperately swinging her arms in a pathetic attempt to make her walk look like a run.
"Move it, you lazy cows!" Ms. Pelham screamed, cutting across the track toward the laggers. "This is supposed to be exercise." She grabbed the whistle that hung from her neck, and blew an ear-piercing blast.
"They should fire her," Kate Wilson muttered as she ran just ahead of Deeva.
They've tried, Deeva thought. She'd heard stories. They'd all heard stories. Each fall, the first thing every girl at Smithfield High did was check her schedule to see which gym teacher she'd been assigned. Deeva was zero for two, drawing Ms. Pelham last year, and again this year. Across the field, near the bleachers, Ms. Bright was teaching her class an Irish dance step.
It was almost comic. Or cosmic. Bright and Pelham. Heaven and hell. Good and evil. Ms. Bright smiled. She encouraged all the girls. She baked cookies. Ms. Pelham snarled. She yelled at every student, except for the few star athletes who could do no wrong. But she saved a special level of venom for the slackers — the fat, the weak, the uncoordinated, the sickly. If you couldn't run laps, Ms. Pelham would eat you up. Three times a week.
Deeva finished her last lap, then turned to watch the final scene of the drama.
"You're gonna fail!" Ms. Pelham screamed. She waved her stopwatch at the girls. "You miserable, lazy cows. You're not even trying."
The slow runners, Debby Muñez and Tonya Hark, stumbled in. Then the joggers, Amber Weiss and Tabitha Jordan, made it across the line. Behind them, the walking, gasping, red-faced mess of Betty Lozer staggered toward the finish.
"Run!" Ms. Pelham shouted. She glanced briefly away to lash the rest of the class with her favorite phrase. "Keep your nose where it belongs."
Betty moved her lips, but Deeva was sure the girl didn't have the air for speech. Even so, she knew what Betty was trying to say. Asthma. One word. An explanation that any sane person would understand. Asthma.
But Deeva had seen Ms. Pelham dismiss all infirmities short of broken bones as nothing more than pathetic excuses. The invisible remained unacceptable. Asthma wouldn't stop a girl who really wanted to run. Deeva could imagine Ms. Pelham walking through a plague-struck village during the Dark Ages, screaming, Get up! On your feet, you lazy fakers! at the dying who littered the streets.
Deeva let out her own breath as Betty finished the lap. Her sense of injustice was tinged with relief. Betty took a lot of the heat, leaving less of Ms. Pelham's attention for the others. Deeva's relief was tinged with guilt. Someone should do something about this. But those words, Keep your nose where it belongs, hovered at the edge of her thoughts like a wasp.
The class filed inside as Ms. Pelham berated them for their poor display of soccer skills. "We're going to keep drilling until you get it right," she told them. "We'll do it until you drop, if that's what it takes."
Deeva got her clothes from her locker. On the bench just across from her, she saw the four other laggers clustered around Betty. The girl was a sobbing, wet wreck now, sucking on her inhaler and drawing wheezy gasps of air.
"Get a doctor's note," Amber told her.
Betty nodded, then wiped her nose with her sleeve.
"You have to do something," Tabitha said.
"Friday," Betty said.
"You have an appointment?" Amber asked.
"Hang in there," Tabitha said. "Just one more class. Then you're free."
The talk died for a moment as Ms. Pelham walked by, holding a sheet of paper and a roll of masking tape. A moment later, she passed by again in the other direction.
Deeva shoved her gym clothes in her bag. Through the glass window that separated the coaches' area from the locker room, she could see Ms. Pelham at her desk, eating grapes from a large plastic produce bag. She seemed to live on fruit, though Deeva was sure that when nobody was looking, Ms. Pelham gorged on burgers and fries.
On the way out of the locker room, Deeva passed the spot where Ms. Pelham had taped up the latest grades. The teacher was murder on grade-point averages. Next to slow runners, she seemed to hate good students the most. The smart, the ambitious, the college bound were at her mercy. The best and the brightest served only to fuel her rage. She rubbed in the damage with weekly grade postings, handwritten and secured to the wall with masking tape, a dangling display of low numbers laid out for all the world to see.
Deeva winced at the 83 next to her name. She knew she deserved better, but there wasn't much she could do about it. Ms. Pelham had branded her as a low 80s student, and that's where she'd stay, no matter how hard she tried or how well she played.
Betty walked over and leaned toward the sheet. She gasped, then said, "That's not fair."
It was worse than unfair, Deeva thought. Ms. Pelham had given Betty a 59. Failing. But tauntingly close to passing. Worse, the grade threatened to ruin Betty's summer with a makeup gym class.
The marking period ended on Friday. Even with a doctor's note for next marking period, there was nothing that could erase the F that Betty was about to get.
Deeva watched Betty walk over to the coaches' room. Don't do it, she thought as she drifted closer.
Betty opened the door. "What can I do to raise my grade?" she asked.
Ms. Pelham looked up from her snack and regarded Betty with contempt. "Try harder."
"I'm trying as hard as I can," Betty said.
"Then you'll fail."
Betty walked off and joined her waiting friends.
Deeva headed out, too. At least gym was over for the day. And at least she was passing.
* * *
They played soccer again on Wednesday, though a damp chill cut through the air. Deeva inhaled slowly. Fast breaths hurt her lungs. She noticed that Betty kept glancing at the track.
When Ms. Pelham blew the whistle and sent them to do their laps, Betty asked the teacher, "How fast do I have to go to pass?"
Ms. Pelham told her.
As Betty fell behind the pack, her four friends stayed with her, encouraging her.
Deeva dropped back toward the rear of the main group. It was safe. She knew Ms. Pelham wouldn't be watching her today.
Betty's gasps grew louder as she struggled to run.
Deeva clenched her teeth, wishing there were some way she could lend strength to Betty. Or sanity. Just stop, she thought. There weren't any degrees of failure here. A 50 was no worse than a 59. Even a zero was no worse.
As Betty ran, Ms. Pelham kept waving her stopwatch. "You're way behind," she said. "If you don't hurry, you'll never make it."
Deeva winced as Betty put on a burst of speed. It lasted for only a couple of steps. Betty stumbled and fell to the cinders. She pushed herself to her feet, took two more steps, then fell again.
She lay on the track, her chest heaving, one cheek pressed to the ground, her mouth open like a dying fish.
Ms. Pelham walked away. Betty's friends rushed over to her.
"She can't breathe!" Amber yelled.
Ms. Pelham shook her head in disgust. "Nikki," she called to her favorite pupil, "go get the nurse."
Nikki ran toward the school. Ms. Pelham walked back to Betty and stared down. Her expression showed nothing but annoyance. "Finish your laps!" she screamed at Betty's friends. "You've already lost points. Last one in gets an F."
The girls dashed off.
Deeva finished running, then huddled with the others, watching as the nurse came. And then the ambulance.
The story spread rapidly, growing and changing, mutating the way all school events do. But two points remained relatively unaltered: Betty was in bad shape. And Ms. Pelham wasn't in trouble. She'd told the administration that she did everything she could to keep Betty from overexerting herself, but the girl just wouldn't listen.
The next day, Deeva stayed late to audition for the school play. At one point, as she waited her turn, she saw four figures pass by in the hallway. Betty's friends.
There was something about the way they walked that caught her attention. After Deeva read her lines, she left the auditorium and headed toward the gym.
As she reached the end of the corridor, she heard voices coming from the locker room. She slipped the door open and moved inside, ducking down and staying close to the lockers. Ahead, she saw five clustered figures — Debby, Tonya, Amber, and Tabitha. At the center was Ms. Pelham.
Her posture seemed odd. It took Deeva a moment to realize why. Ms. Pelham's hands were behind her back. In the light spilling from the coaches' room, Deeva saw that the gym teacher's wrists had been bound with masking tape. The office showed signs of a brief struggle. The teacher's chair was turned over. Her desk lamp was on its side. An apple and a handful of grapes were spilled across the desk. A couple of stray grapes had fallen to the floor.
"You girls are in big trouble," Ms. Pelham said.
"Hey, we can lie just as good as you," Tonya told her. "Nobody knows we're here."
"It's our word against yours," Amber said, tossing the roll of masking tape up in the air and catching it. "Nobody would believe nice girls like us would do anything bad. And we wouldn't. Not normally. But you're a special case."
The girls seemed to be waiting for something. Deeva sat and made herself comfortable. Time passed. She heard faint sounds through the wall as the boys came in from football practice, followed by more noise as they left the building. Soon after that, Debby slipped out and went to the back door, opened it briefly, then returned to the coaches' room. "It's clear. Come on. Let's go." She gave Ms. Pelham a push.
Deeva crept outside, keeping far enough back so they wouldn't spot her. The girls took Ms. Pelham to the track.
"It's very simple," Debby said. "We're going to run a race. Just one lap. You win, we cut off the tape."
Ms. Pelham laughed. "A race? Against you girls? It doesn't matter if my hands are tied. I'm an athlete. A real athlete. Not like you girls, who can't even —"
"On your marks," Amber said.
The other three girls turned to face forward on the track.
Ms. Pelham shook her head. "You are in so much trouble." A smile crossed her lips, as if she was already planning her revenge, or perhaps relishing her coming victory on the track.
"Get set," Amber said.
The girls crouched in poor imitation of sprinters.
"When this is over, you're all going to suffer," Ms. Pelham said. She leaned at the waist and put one foot forward. "But first, I'm going to make you eat dust. Stupid cows."
"Wait. I almost forgot." Amber stuck her hand in her pocket. Deeva heard a crinkling sound. Then Amber reached toward Ms. Pelham and slipped something over her head.
Deeva smothered a gasp as she watched Amber strip a length of masking tape from the roll and fasten the plastic produce bag around Ms. Pelham's neck.
"Go," Amber said.
The other three girls jogged off.
Ms. Pelham froze from the neck down. Her head swiveling rapidly from Amber to the runners, who were already widening their lead.
"Go," Amber said again, as if speaking very patiently to someone who wasn't bright at all.
Deeva saw the bag puff out as Ms. Pelham exhaled, then cling to her face as she drew a panicked breath. The clear plastic, fogged with moisture now, flattened on either side of her nose.
Deeva opened her mouth. One shout would put a stop to this. As she looked at the figures on the track, scenes from the past flooded her mind, along with a phrase she'd heard shouted far too often. Keep your nose where it belongs,Deeva thought.
Taking a slow, deep breath of the cold night air, Deeva turned and walked back to the locker room. Behind her, the crunch of feet on cinders faded, like the tail end of a dying gasp.
"So, New York or Chicago?"
"I don't know," Greg said. "I think you're crazy going to either place. You can't run away."
"Sure I can," I said. "All my dad cares about is that stupid woman he married. I can't believe she's going to have a baby. I'm out of here. The only question is — New York or Chicago?"
"Ask Spooky Sheila," Greg said.
"No way. She creeps me out." I glanced at the back of the room toward Sheila Delphini's desk. She was playing with her hair, braiding and unbraiding several strands, and paying no attention to the teacher. Not that I was paying any attention, either. Why take notes when you aren't planning to stick around?
"But she'll tell you what will happen," Greg said. "I've heard she's got some kind of way to see the future."
I'd heard the same rumors. Kids had whispered stories about Sheila for years. I wasn't sure whether I wanted to believe any of that stuff. But it couldn't hurt to see what she thought about my problem. When the bell rang at the end of the period, I walked over to her desk.
"I've got a question," I said.
She raised her eyes up toward me without lifting her head. Her irises were so light blue, they almost seemed clear. A chill ran through my body and along my arms.
"You're going to split," she said.
"How'd you know?"
She didn't answer. Maybe she'd heard me talking to Greg. I'd have to be more careful. If my dad found out, he'd murder me.
"Should I go to New York or Chicago?"
She reached out and grabbed my hand. Then she closed her eyes. She took a long, slow breath. I waited. She breathed. Behind me, I heard people shuffle in for the next class. Just as I was about to pull my hand away, her body jerked like she'd been slashed across the back with a whip. Her fingers dug into my palm. She opened her eyes but didn't say anything.
She released my hand. "The future can hurt."
"I don't care. Tell me."
"New York if she has a boy. Chicago if she has a girl."
It took me a moment to realize what she was talking about. "My dad's wife?" I couldn't bring myself to call her my stepmother.
Sheila nodded. A single tear trickled from her left eye. She was starting to creep me out.
"But I don't want to wait. ..."
She shrugged. I fled. Something about her made my stomach feel like I'd swallowed razor blades dipped in acid.
I caught up with Greg in the hall and told him what she'd said. "Crazy, huh?" I asked.
"Maybe. But have you gotten any better advice?"
"Then wait. See what pops out."
I wasn't going to wait. I had to get out of there. But I needed to make sure I didn't get caught. My chance came sooner than I'd expected. Saturday, late in the afternoon, Dad's wife went into labor. She was three weeks early. It was my perfect opportunity to split. They probably wouldn't even notice I was gone until tomorrow. The moment they left for the hospital, I crammed clothes into a duffel bag and headed for Sawtooth Ridge. Lots of trains went through there. I could hop one for New York or Chicago. I just needed to know which way to go.
I pulled out my cell phone and called Greg. "I need a huge favor. Go to the hospital — okay? Wait at the place where they put the new babies. You know where I mean?"
"Yeah. I know. Are you really doing this?"
"I am. So help me out, okay?"
"All right. I'll call when I have news."
I hung up and went over to the tracks. The ridge was on a steep grade, so the trains slowed down a lot as they came through. I'd read books where people hopped trains. It didn't sound hard, as long as you were careful. I wasn't worried about getting hurt. Sheila said I'd go to New York or Chicago, so obviously I was going to survive the trip.
It was getting dark. There were no lights anywhere near the ridge. I didn't like the idea of hopping a train when I couldn't see what was going on. I called Greg again, but there was no answer. I figured I couldn't count on him.
"Forget the stupid prediction," I said. I decided I'd take the next train that came along.
About ten minutes later, an eastbound train came crawling up the ridge. "New York," I said. That would be fine. I waited until the engine and the first couple of cars passed, then started jogging along. I had to be careful — the tracks were close together.
I saw a boxcar with a sliding door. I grabbed the handle and pulled myself toward it.
As I was dangling from the outside of the boxcar, my phone rang. It was stupid to try to answer it, but habits are hard to break. When phones ring, we grab them. I fumbled with one hand, got my phone out of my pocket, and flipped it open.
"Twins," Greg said.
"A boy and a girl."
The words entered my brain and sat there like a foreign phrase. They didn't seem to tell me what I needed to know. Before I could say anything to Greg, the train rocked as it entered a sharp curve at the bottom of the ridge. The phone slipped from my fingers. I leaned over to try to catch it, and lost my balance. As I started to fall, I panicked and hooked an arm through the boxcar door handle. My duffel bag, which I'd looped over my neck, swung out from my other shoulder.
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Table of Contents
1. Running Out of Air
2. Split Decision
3. Apparent Motives
5. Every Drop
6. Patterns of Fear
7. Free Seas
8. Blood Magic
9. A Cart Full of Junk
12. The Ex Box
13. Evil Twin
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
David Lubar has successfully moved onto the teen market. Carrying on with his signature style of horror and humor, the teens that enjoyed his work in the “Weenies” books will be able to move from those and still keep their favorite author. Even if you haven’t read David’s books before, this collection deals with many of the subjects that teens are forced to face, both in school and in life, in creative and occasionally gory ways. Stories included in this collection are: Running out of Air, a creative way to resolve the sadistic gym teacher issue. Split Decision, sometimes running away is not the best option. Apparent Motives, sometimes a divorce just won’t do it. Every Drop, concerns watery justice, or revenge. Patterns of Fear, a television show based on the “Paranormal Activity” genre. Free Seas, stowaways on a party cruise catch the wrong ship. Blood Magic, kidnaped by armed robbers, what would you be willing to do to survive? A Cart Full of Junk, when you need the perfect gift. Morph, crime lords, China town, shape changing assassins, illegal animal trade, what more do you want? Whoodoo, maybe divorce would be better. The Ex Box, what to do when your newest, best boyfriend is a Vampire? Evil Twin, a futuristic plague with horrible consequences. All of these stories are told, successfully, form the point of view of teens of various ages, with accurate portrayals of the way people of these ages think. With no condescension on the part of the author and no worry about teaching lessons with each story, this is just an enjoyable collection. There may be a lesson (or two) included, but I promise, it's not on purpose.