Fact of Life #31

Fact of Life #31

by Denise Vega

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ISBN-13: 9780375849572
Publisher: Random House Children's Books
Publication date: 05/13/2008
Sold by: Random House
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 312
File size: 401 KB
Age Range: 12 Years

About the Author

Denise Vega is the author of Click Here: To Find Out How I Survived Seventh Grade. She lives in Denver, Colorado.

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The numbers seemed to pulse on my pager, quickening along with my heartbeat. Abra only used the pager for emergencies, because sometimes I didn’t answer when she called my cell. I jammed my headset into my cell and dialed her number.

“Katima, thank God.” Her voice was soft but the words were quick, anxious. I rarely heard Abra sound anxious. “Where are you?”

“On my way to school,” I said. “Where are you?”

“I’m at Linda’s,” Abra said. “She’s in labor.”

“Is everything okay?” Linda was one of my favorites of Abra’s mothers. I had been working two afternoons a week at Abra’s Midwifery for over a year and had gotten to know a lot of the women. Linda and I had hit it off, sharing a love of rocky road ice cream and a hatred of reality TV. I had helped her plan her birth—the music, atmosphere, different birth options. I didn’t want her having complications.

“She’s doing beautifully,” Abra said. “But I’m not. Marion broke her foot, Sarah is at another birth, and Carmen isn’t picking up any of her phones or responding to my page.” Abra sucked in a breath. “I have no one to assist me.”

I eased down on the brakes of my Honda hybrid as I came to a stop sign. “Um, okay. But you’ve delivered lots of babies without an assistant.”

“I know. But Linda wants one so I need you to get to her house as fast as you can.”

“Say what?” I hit the gas too hard, jerking the car forward.

“I’ve excused you from school,” Abra said. “This is life experience, Katima. A transcendent experience. You won’t get that in any classroom.”

My hands shook on the steering wheel. I turned down a side street and pulled over, shutting off the ignition. I didn’t know if I was pissed at her for assuming I’d do it or excited that I might actually get to see a live birth.

But what did I know about assisting?

“You’re out of your mind.”

“Well, that’s highly possible,” Abra said, “seeing as how I’ve exhausted all of my usual assistants and I’m calling a sixteen-year-old high school student who’s worked at the Midwifery for a year.” She chuckled. “If I’m not out of my mind, I’m clearly a little desperate, Katima.”

Clearly. “Is it all right with Linda and Wayne?”

“Of course,” Abra said. “I would never do something like this without asking them.” There was a pause before she spoke again. “Actually, Linda is the one who suggested it.”

“She did?” A grin spread across my face. “Tell me how to get there.”

* * *

I pulled up at Linda’s house about thirty minutes later. It was in a new development—big gables and dormer windows, small trees, new sod. I was shaking with nervous excitement. I’d never seen a baby emerge like an oversized Otter Pop except in that movie we saw back in sixth grade. The idea thrilled and petrified me at the same time.

I glanced around the car. I had no idea what I might need, but I knew there would be times when we would just wait. Unzipping my backpack, I flipped through textbooks and notebooks, pulling out the Rocky Mountain Women’s Triathlon brochure I’d been reading. Then I grabbed my sketchbook and some pencils before heading into the house.

“Kat,” Linda said when I arrived. “I’m so glad you’re here.” She was wearing one of her husband Wayne’s oversized T-shirts, her nipples poking through the fabric. Her maternity underwear hugged her butt.

“You sure you want me here?”

She made an “are you kidding?” face. Then she quickly sucked in her breath.

“Another one?” Wayne asked, rubbing her back.

Linda nodded, letting out her breath slow and even. Abra once told me that for some women, labor pains are menstrual cramps times a few hundred—for some, times a thousand or so. Yikes. But Linda’s face wasn’t all pinched up in pain. It was calm; her eyes focused.

I turned and watched Abra as she moved between tasks, so fluidly she hardly seemed to be moving at all. I thought of that phrase “She was in her element.” But here in this room, with the shades drawn and a few candles flickering, Abra was more than that—she was the element. I’d seen her at the office, but never at a birth, never like this—a person who moved with grace and perfect timing, anticipating, checking, doing. Always doing the right thing.

“Slowly, Katima,” Abra said as I hurried over. “You want to create a calm environment.” She motioned me next to her. “Help me with this.” I stepped around the large layer of plastic spread out on the floor beside the bed. “Your job is P-I-E,” Abra whispered. “Physical, informational, and emotional support.”

“I’m not a doula, Abra,” I said. “I’m your receptionist and occasional office visit assistant.”

Abra smiled, but I knew what she was thinking: You don’t have to remind me that you are a lame excuse for a birth assistant.

“Just do what I tell you,” she said. “You’ll be fine.”

Like I would know how to do anything except what she told me. But at least she had some confidence that I could help out.

“Hold the sheets up,” she said. I did, and she put plastic beneath them. We smoothed the sheets back down and fluffed the pillows.

“All right,” Abra said, surveying the room. I could tell she was taking a mental inventory, making sure everything was in its place. She had a table with all of her supplies at the ready; the birthing ball and birthing stool were resting in a corner in case Linda wanted to use them.

I wasn’t sure what she needed me for. It looked like she had everything under control. I glanced at her as she stood out of the way, her eyes resting softly on Linda and Wayne.

Abra. The best home birth midwife in the Rocky Mountain region.

Abra. Practically perfect in every way.

Abra. My mother.

From the Hardcover edition.

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Fact of Life #31 4.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 17 reviews.
TeensReadToo More than 1 year ago
Kat(ima) is invisible at Tabor High. Or if not exactly invisible, then freaky Yoga Girl. And her best friend is the girl that wears the crazy hats. And to make matters worse, her mom owns Midwifery. It's a New-Age type midwife service that allows pregnant women to birth at home naturally. Her mom simply goes by Abra. No last name, just Abra. Kat helps out there twice a week doing various office duties.

The story starts off with Abra calling Kat up and begging her to assist with a birth. Kat has never done that before, and the couple having the baby is pleased to have Kat there. However, Kat fumbles through everything and makes a mess of it all. Her mom doesn't want her along any more, and in a fit of rebellion, Kat quits, agreeing to stay on until her mom is able to find a replacement. So junior year for Kat isn't off to a great start.

Things may be looking up though when her crush of the last few years, Manny Cruz, asks her a question in Spanish class. Kat can count on her hand the number of interactions she's had with him previously. What started out as one innocent question soon turns into random meetings around town, and then soon the two are secretly dating. But at school, neither acknowledges the other.

Enter Libby Giles, the beautiful "it" girl of the senior class. Libby has just broken it off with her boyfriend, Mitch. No one knows the full story, but it's obvious to all that Mitch was not the dumper, but the dumpee. In what turns into frequent chance encounters, Mitch and Kat keep running into each other. They soon form a hesitant friendship, and Mitch turns to Kat for advice in getting Libby back. An added plus to the friendship is that Manny and Mitch are friends, and Mitch actually approves of the secret friendship Manny and Kat have.

During the course of the school year, there are ups and downs for Kat at school, with Manny, at home and with her best friend, Christy. The day Libby enters the Midwifery, everything Kat has assumed about others is thrown out the window. She must re-evaluate everything she has known and understood.

Kat is a wonderful character that the reader immediately comes to love. Through her highs and lows, the reader is constantly rooting for her. All along the reader knows that Kat is stronger than she realizes, and the self-acceptance she gets in the end makes you want to stand up and applaud for her. Read FACT OF LIFE #31 and you too will come to learn that maybe there really aren't any true facts of life. Or are there?
francescadefreitas on LibraryThing 5 months ago
I really enjoyed this one. Kat's relationship with her midwife mother is based more on information speeches tan affection. When she's not being called a weirdo at school, she's invisible. So when she messes up at a delivery, and the popular kids start noticing her at school Kat has to re-evaluate her relationships. I liked the cast of highschool characters in this, the adults didn't make much of an impression.
abbylibrarian on LibraryThing 5 months ago
Kat is in high school, works at her mom's midwife business, and has had a huge crush on Manny Cruz since middle school. As the year goes on, she starts writing in a journal, recording her "Facts of Life". Her mom tries to control her life more than Kat would like and Manny actually seems interested, but everything turns out to be more complicated than Kat thought it would. It was a fine read from an interesting perspective, but not particularly memorable.
libraryLHR on LibraryThing 5 months ago
This book was a fun new variation on an old theme: outsider girl crushes on popular guy, then they have a "secret" relationship in which she ends up getting hurt, but each ultimately comes to a better understanding of themselves and high-school's various social circles. Even so, I really liked Kat and all of the characters were developed well enough that you gained some understanding of all sides. Some of my favorite elements: Kat's relationship with her sister; Christy's fun hat collection; the many insights on natural childbirth; how the book is cleverly sectioned into trimesters; the e-mails and text messages that help move the plot forward. It was a fun and quick read.
AxelleDarkleigh on LibraryThing 5 months ago
amazing tale of teen drama, and teenage love fails. me, being a high school student myself, completly understood some of the problems in this book, and the main character strangly reminded me of one of my own friends........ :X
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What she did not know know one did.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ask violetsong. Sh was the one posessed. I have been confuzzled aboit it. It mentions soething about family bonds and is about me whitewing and streakfire
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PurpleRyder More than 1 year ago
This is a truly amazing book, I really love it. Denise Vega did an amazing job witing this, and her charecters are very well developved. I could relate to her story line.
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Guest More than 1 year ago
Katima Flynn, better known as Kat, works for her mother at Abra¿s Midwifery. But even though she¿s more than competent around the office, she screws up at her first baby delivery. Kat is so embarrassed that she quits the job that she loves at the Midwifery and instead focuses her attention on pretraining for the triathlon she plans to compete in. Her role in new mothers¿ lives has been reduced to occasionally sketching their children¿s births. Kat feels extremely out of place. Add in a little boy drama, family issues, and unexpected new friends, and Kat is now on a life-changing journey. Fact of Life #31 was a cute and amusing novel. I really enjoyed reading from Kat¿s perspective. She¿s a funny girl who speaks her mind and usually knows what she wants. What I liked most about her, though, was that she knows she doesn¿t fit in at school and is mostly okay with it. Kat is a very realistic character. She is aware of her low social statues but can¿t help pining over a popular guy. I loved how pretty much all the characters that interacted with Kat had a positive influence on her. The plot is never too exciting, but since the characters are so wonderfully developed, I most definitely recommend this novel. Readers looking for an amusing yet meaningful story should definitely check out Kat¿s story in Fact of Life #31.
Guest More than 1 year ago
Read it. There's not much else I can say but It's definitely an experience. IT describes the heartbreak so many girls feel but offers anothe rwiser perspective.