Fairies in My Fireplace

Fairies in My Fireplace

by R.L. Naquin

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ISBN-13: 9781426896279
Publisher: Carina Press
Publication date: 09/02/2013
Series: Monster Haven Series , #3
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 196,975
File size: 365 KB

About the Author

Rachel writes stories that drop average people into magical situations filled with heart and quirky humor.

She believes in pixie dust, the power of love, good cheese, lucky socks and putting things off until the last minute. Her home is Disneyland, despite her current location in Kansas. Rachel has one husband, two grown kids and a crazy-catlady starter kit.

Come hang out: Twitter: @RLNaquin Facebook: /RLNaquin www.rlnaquin.com

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As I inched across the roof of my house, the harpy nestled against my chimney regarded me with suspicion. I'd have let her stay there, but the mailman could be coming up the street soon. With all the weird things he'd already caught glimpses of on my property, I didn't think he'd go for some half-assed explanation that she was a Halloween decoration. Especially since it was April.

I drew closer to her, and she pressed herself against the bricks. By human standards, she couldn't have been more than eighteen or nineteen, though maybe harpies had a different rate of aging. She was all boobs and hair and feathers. And she stank. She also clutched my car keys in her sharp, grimy claws.

I stretched my legs out on either side of the roof peak and sat back, straddling it. The harpy relaxed. I laid my hands on my thighs in as nonthreatening a manner as I could muster. I kept my voice low and casual—as casual as I could while squatting, two stories up, with cedar splinters poking me in the ass.

"There's nothing to be afraid of here," I said. "Are you okay?"

She frowned. I truly hoped harpies understood English, since my regular translator, an eight-month-pregnant brownie, was unavailable. The height wasn't a problem—brownies don't fall, they float. The climb was the issue. Molly didn't need the strain. Her tiny body was already burdened enough with the thimble-sized life inside her.

The harpy stretched one filthy wing and shook my car keys. Her perky breasts jiggled. I kept eye contact, afraid to get caught staring. Seriously, though, they were impressive. I never felt I lacked in boobage until that moment, but if I had what she had, I'd head straight to Mardi Gras. They'd run out of beads and beer by the time I left.

An arm I didn't know she possessed snaked out from under her greasy feathers and scratched a nipple before folding away.

She shrugged. "I've been better." Her voice had a husky sound to it, like she'd been gargling with a handful of sand.

At least we could communicate. That was a good start.

"Anything you want to talk about?" I reached out to her with my empathic gift, opening myself to whatever emotions she might be leaking. Nervous energy pattered against my skin, tinged with the dark taste of fear.

She shook her head, and a hank of stringy blond hair dropped across her face. She peered at me, waiting.

I thought I heard a car and glanced out across the yard. No mailman yet. The driveway was clear. "Listen, we need to get you somewhere you can't be seen, okay? You're welcome here. Just not, you know, right here."

She chewed on her bottom lip, thinking, measuring me up through her mat of hair. When she finally spoke, it was a whisper. "I don't have anyplace else to go."

I let out a breath. "Oh, honey, as long as I'm here, you have a safe place to be. You just can't camp out on the roof. We're protected here, but we still have to stay out of sight, okay? We've got trees in the back, if you want to stay in the open. There's room in the attic if you want to come inside. No one will bother you there."

The bird-woman shook her hair from her face and looked at me with surprise. "I can come inside?"

"Of course you can." I smiled to reassure her. "And when you're ready, maybe you can tell me what's wrong?"

She nodded. "Maybe."

I stuck my hand out, palm up. "Unless you were planning on a road trip, I could really use my keys back."

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Fairies in My Fireplace 4.6 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 12 reviews.
LilyElementBookReviews More than 1 year ago
Zoey Donovan is an Aegis, she protects of all the beings that Humans don't know exist. Closet monsters, djinn, hell hounds, dragons, you name it she's probably met one or will in the future. Fairies in My Fireplace is book three in the series, and this time around Zoey's day job takes the back burner. Pretty much her full responsibility is helping the Hidden. Her abilities are growing, and I can't wait to see where it takes her in future books. Hidden are going missing and Zoey is on the case. When someone abducts several members of the Hidden that were under Zoey's care, she would do anything in order to save them. Zoey's hunky Reaper boyfriend and several friends help her find who is behind the abductions. I really enjoy RNaquin's writing style, she has such unique characters. I mean where else are you going to read about a skunk-ape named Iris? I was trying to be patient and wait until book four was a bit closer but couldn't wait any longer. I love this series and recommend it if you like paranormal romance/urban fantasy.
dsubsits More than 1 year ago
Fairies in My Fireplace (Monster Haven #3) by R.L. Naquin  4 of 5 stars Zoey Dononan is the only remaining Aegis left in the country.  It is her job to protect and keep the Hidden safe.  The Hidden are mythical creatures, including but not limited to fairies, djinn, goblins, harpies, and yetis. Something is coming, and it has the Hidden scared.  They are disappearing all over the country.  Using her empathy powers to help find the missing Hidden, Zoey and crew need to stop the hunters before it’s too late. R. L. Naquin has created a wonderful world in the Monster Haven Series.  I love the dialog; it kept me laughing.  Fairies in My Fireplace is creative and humorous read that I definitely recommend to lovers of Urban Fantasy.  If you enjoy fantasy novels and laughing, this story is for you. ARC provided by publisher in exchange for an honest review.  
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Each book is full of surprises. Awesome series
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Two boulders sit making an angle. Below them, a thin long pathway leads into a clearing.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Such a fun series!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Read them all
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"Okay. See yah soon."
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I am on are u serena
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The third story in this series is by far the most gripping and touching. The mysterious abductions, Zoey fully stepping into her role as Aegis, and even more delightfully quirky characters come together to make this a great book. We get a lot more of her sexy Reaper and some incredibly thought provoking parallels of supernatural/human troubles. I definitely recommend this series, read in order. This is my absolute favorite series now and I can't wait for the next book!
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