Fangs for Nothing

Fangs for Nothing

by Shannon Ryan


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Not everyone who gets turned into a vampire becomes a sexy rock star.

At twenty-seven, Vincent Lester still looks seventeen, acne and all. He lives in his parents' basement, playing PlayStation and barely surviving by licking the blood off raw hamburger trays. His parents nag him to find a day job, but he's afraid the sun will make him burst into flame.

One night at the bar, Vinny picks up a drunk girl, literally, and gets his first taste of fresh, human blood. Then things get really weird.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780984692071
Publisher: Sam's Dot Publishing
Publication date: 09/01/2012
Pages: 184
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.39(d)
Age Range: 17 Years

About the Author

Shannon Ryan was born in Riverhead, Harbour Grace, Newfoundland, in 1941 where he received his early schooling. He began teaching in 1956 and by 1968 had taught and/or served as school principal for nine years in Newfoundland and the Northwest Territories and had received a B.A. (Education) from Memorial University of Newfoundland. Ryan received a B. A. and M.A. (History) from MUN during the following three years and was hired by MUN in 1971, retiring as professor of history in August 2006. He received his Ph.D. from the University of London in 1982.

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Fangs for Nothing 3.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
JuneMermaid More than 1 year ago
What can I say about Shannon Ryan’s vampire novella, Fangs for Nothing? Simply put, it’s a cynical tale about a loser vampire who finally makes it big. It’s bawdy, ridiculous, and downright stupid; but I must admit, despite all this, I found Ryan’s vampire spoof quite amusing. I’m not a big fan of vampire fiction, but I found this quick read a refreshing twist in the otherwise over taxed genera. We’ll see if Ryan has any future plans for his uncanny vampire stooge and his motely brood.
Angie_Lisle More than 1 year ago
Tongue in cheek, anti-romantic vamp novella. Highly recommended for fans of paranormal chick lit, even though the main character is a male vampire who just happens to be a cross-dresser because the only job he can find that works around his "sunlight allergy" involves makeup. There's a few editorial mishaps, but the humor makes up for them. I look forward to a sequel. I won a free copy of this book from LibraryThing in exchange for a review.