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Fifty Shades of Louisa May
     

Fifty Shades of Louisa May

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by L M Anonymous
 
During the recent renovations of the Orchard House in Concord, Massachusetts—home of the famed Alcott family—workmen repairing rotting beams discovered a handwritten manuscript tightly rolled into a bottle and buried in the earthen floor of what was once the root cellar. Conservators from Harvard University’s Peabody Museum date the manuscript

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During the recent renovations of the Orchard House in Concord, Massachusetts—home of the famed Alcott family—workmen repairing rotting beams discovered a handwritten manuscript tightly rolled into a bottle and buried in the earthen floor of what was once the root cellar. Conservators from Harvard University’s Peabody Museum date the manuscript from the late 1800s. Although the title page bears no signature, there can be little doubt of its authenticity or its author.

The text, published for the first time, will no doubt offend scholars—while capturing the prurient imagination of many readers. The author’s true purpose is lost to us, save for hints throughout suggesting that writing this mémoire d’amour served as a cathartic exercise. Only the manuscript remains, and it is offered in unexpurgated form here.

Louisa May Alcott, author of the classic Little Women, consort of Emerson, Thoreau and Hawthorne, beloved icon of professors of American 19th-century literature and perhaps less loved by their legions of students, had a lusty side that was less academic, and more . . . transcendental than any of us knew.

Brilliantly penned by a well-known writer who prefers the cloak of anonymity to the vulgar embrace of rude fame (of which s/he has no need), this hilarious little book reveals the unbridled passion-that-might-have-been of one of the world’s most popular authors.

A vividly written tome that just might tell us more about the sowing of transcendental wild oats than any ream of volumes on the subject, Fifty Shades of Louisa May is not for the weak of art, or for those who prefer their literary icons under glass. It imagines an unhinged Melville doing what comes naturally, a Centennial Ball unlike any heretofore described, Louisa May’s ardent encounters with her “Wooden Friend,” and much, much more.

Explicitly illustrated with X-rated woodcuts.

Product Details

BN ID:
2940014675307
Publisher:
OR Books
Publication date:
07/03/2012
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
136
Sales rank:
1,067,523
File size:
2 MB

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Meet the Author

The award-winning author of Fifty Shades of Louisa May has published a number of highly-regarded works of "dark fiction," none of them under a pseudonym. For this book, "LMA" immersed her/himself in the literature of the Transcendentalists, reading literally thousands of pages by and about them. S/he is recovering, albeit slowly.

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Fifty Shades of Louisa May 4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
Alexis-Elise More than 1 year ago
I'd much rather read this then the BDSM accomplishments of Anastasia Steele, even if the aforementioned is not AT ALL a theme in this book (except for one scene of our author's imagination). In using sharing a similar title, most readers, crazy over "50 Shades of Grey," are disappointed; however, I am not. Whether imaginative writing, or an erotic, romanticized reality, there are shades to our world unseen to the unsuspecting eye, and our anonymous author catches them in this brief, seemingly, collection of scenarios and incidents. I rather enjoyed reading the tainted images of some of our most respected scholars, even if not all were believable.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago