Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody

by Fanny Merkin, Andrew Shaffer


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Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780306821998
Publisher: Da Capo Press
Publication date: 07/31/2012
Pages: 224
Sales rank: 176,516
Product dimensions: 5.65(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.65(d)

About the Author

Fanny Merkin (aka Andrew Shaffer) is known for causing trouble via his Twitter alter egos, @evilwylie, @andrewtshaffer, and @EmperorFranzen. He reviews romance, erotica, and women’s fiction for RT Book Reviews magazine; his own writing has appeared in many publications including Mental Floss and Maxim. Shaffer is the founder and creative director of Order of St. Nick greeting cards.

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"Erotica is hard. Comedy is harder. If anyone can pull this off, it's Andrew Shaffer." —-Paul Bogaards, publicist for E. L. James

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Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody 4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 20 reviews.
AngelaCarr More than 1 year ago
Delightfully, a job well done. This is my first read from Fanny Merkin AKA Andrew Shaffer and my first parody book. I must say it was definitely entertaining and a great fun book to read. Mr. Shaffer had written a wonderful parody of Fifty Shades series, if you did not already know. It covered most memorable points of the original story. From the airhead heroine and her “inner guidette”, the bazillionaire hero and his obsession with BDSM, friends, maternal/paternal history of the H/h, certain obsessions down to the romance bit. The striking similarities had me craving for the original Mr. Grey but the inside jokes had me laughing at the absurdity of all the extremes about him, among everything else. This book definitely had me LMFAO from cover to cover. There is a couple of things you need to pay attention to that I missed until I scan through the book the second time. I listed a few that I thought are easy to miss. Please note that there may be some spoilers to this list: 1. Pay attention to the cover, specifically to the hand gesture (this is called a shocker). 2a.The names of the characters and the references to Fifty Shades and Twilight Books 2b.References to family backgrounds, companies mentioned (Jin’s job history) 3. The List of 50 Shames 4. The Index 5. Acknowledgements I recommend this book anyone who is familiar with the Fifty Shades series or you will miss a lot of the “inside jokes” that had me laughing. I also have to warn you that there are plenty of PUN intentions but I advise an open mind and accept this book for what it is. If you can do that, Fifty Shades fan or not, you will enjoy this book. With any popular or hyped up subject such as song, book, movies, political issues etc, there will always be a parody, IMO. Mr. Shaffer did just that and delightfully, a job well done. *Print ARC provided by Publisher in exchange for honest review.
Myzeri More than 1 year ago
Laugh out loud funny! I wasn't sure if I wanted to spend the money on this book or not, thinking it might not be as funny as it sounded. It was funnier. I don't generally burst out loud laughing while reading but this one really got me going. My husband kept asking me what was so funny, but I tthink those who read the Fifty Shades trilogy will appreciate if, even if they were a little shocked or critical about the writing style. Fifty Shames hit the target dead center. I really enjoyed it, obvs.
Minnie_Medina More than 1 year ago
Okay so I haven't read the original book Fifty Shades of Grey (sue me) but this was a hilarious book. I was laughing so hard that even my children were looking me funny. I LOVE a good laugh. This book was like reading "Scary Movie". Lots of movie star mentions and other assorted trademarks. I just couldn't get past the stalker-ish nature of Mr. Grey. I mean for real? A whole company so he could take her for a coffee across the street in a HELICOPTER!? Then her condo and the cameras and the background and... you get my point. *shudders* Aaanyways. I think the heroine was kind of Bella-ish... But even all that didn't make it a bad book. It was a good read...(hear?...I got the audio) and I can't wait for the next book. I just don't think I'll be able to read the original if it's that stalker-ish.
arlenadean More than 1 year ago
Review: "Fifty Shames of Earl Grey" by Fanny Merkin and Andrew Shaffer was some interesting read that truly kept me laughing all the way through this hilarious novel. This was a definitely a story that I was found wondering just what craziness this author(s) would bring on next. Wow! It is my understanding that this is a parody in that these authors spoof of the very popular 50 Shades of Grey...where Mr. Earl Gray..was a corporate tycoon..a rich guy, that could buy anything..had his own secrets or his "Fifty Shames." Then there is Anna Steal, a naive college student and Walmart cashier who meets Earl Grey..well this is where I say you must pick up this read.."Fifty Shames of Earl Grey" and just maybe you will be smiling at some on this funny read. I know many will say this is a ridiculous read but just remember this is a parody and it is supposed to be funny..sort of like 'Airplane and Naked Gun.' These authors did a good job of taking these of the original book and completely creating other scenarios and these could only put a smile on your face. If you are looking for a good novel that pokes fun in all the right places then pick up "Fifty Shames of Earl Grey" for I would recommend to you as a good read.
valesbookshelf More than 1 year ago
It definetly has its funny parts, but for the most part, much of the humor just wasnt MY cup of tea Full review below:
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
So fun and funny! Mr. Shaffer hit the mark with this terrific parody of FSOG. Lots of grins, smiles, giggles, smirks and outright belly laughs - by the time I finished the book, my cheeks hurt. You really need to read this one.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Somethings are really funny
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The first chapter had me laughing all night! But after that, the humor got old and tiresome. Just a bunch of the same things over and over again. The concept was great, mimicking the overhyped fandom of the 50 shades series. But, I would have liked to have a bit more depth to this parody. 
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If you're looking for a light read to follow the 50 shades series, this may do the trick. Total parody.
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I knew I had a good chance of liking this since I hated the fifty shades books (some of the worst books I've ever read or attempted to read). This book is fun. The special irony being that it's so much better written than the book it parodies
LoribugLY More than 1 year ago
This is one of the funniest books I have ever read. From the first page I was laughing out loud! After reading the "Fifty shade trio" I was ready for something light & easy reading. This is the perfect book for relaxing & laughing you ass off! Share Share Share!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I was not able to get into the story.
bookfreak37 More than 1 year ago
This book is so amazing! I saw this book and just had to pick it up. It is one of my favorite parodies ever. Fanny Merkin aka Andrew Shaffer did so a great job with this book. Especially incorperating the fact that 50 Shades of Grey was a parody of Twilight. I don't think I have laughed so much while reading a book before. It was just so entertaining. I personaly hated the original 50 shades of Grey I tried reading part of that and couldn't even finish it. So when I saw that there was a parody I had to pick it up because I parody had to be so much better than the original especially since it's not done by E.L. James and it's edited.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Personally I think its better than 50 shades of grey which I couldnt read. It bored the crap out of me and the writer writes like she's in middle school.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
That... is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me...
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is the second result. >.<