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Fifty Sheds of Grey
     

Fifty Sheds of Grey

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by C. T. Grey
 

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"She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently, then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot . . ."

Colin Grey's life was happy and simple, until the day everything changed-the day his wife read that book. Suddenly, he was thrust headfirst into a dark, illicit world of pleasure and pain.

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"She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently, then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot . . ."

Colin Grey's life was happy and simple, until the day everything changed-the day his wife read that book. Suddenly, he was thrust headfirst into a dark, illicit world of pleasure and pain. This is what happens when a tide of tempestuous, erotic desire invades man's last place of privacy: his backyard shed.

WARNING: Fifty Sheds of Grey contains fifty graphic shed-based images. Please do not look if you are easily offended.

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"50 Sheds of Grey spoof leaves original in the shade."—The Daily Mail

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781250033710
Publisher:
St. Martin's Press
Publication date:
10/16/2012
Sold by:
Macmillan
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
144
Sales rank:
764,946
File size:
11 MB
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FIFTY SHEDS OF GREY (Begin Reading)

'Mr Grey?'

'I keep telling you, Olivia, call me Colin. Mr Grey sounds so formal. Now, what is it?'

'There's someone down here in the lobby, Mr Grey. She says she needs to see you. She says it's urgent.'

I bite my lip, pensively. She? It must be a woman.

'What's her name? Does she have an appointment?'

'No, Mr Grey, and she won't tell me her name, but she's very insistent. She says she knows you.'

I gaze out of the twentieth-floor window at the vast, sprawling metropolis from behind my vast, sprawling desk and frown. Who could it be?

'Very well,' I reply eventually, 'Send her up.'

'Yes, Mr Grey.'

I lay the receiver back on its cradle. As I await my mysterious visitor, my steel grey eyes roll around my vast, sprawling office, entirely white from floor to ceiling apart from a mosaic of small monochrome photographs hanging on the opposite wall - my Fifty Sheds of Grey. One of the pictures catches my attention and my manly lips curve upwards into a wistful smile...

WARNING: Fifty Sheds of Grey contains fifty graphic shed-based images. Please do not look if you are easily offended.

FIFTY SHEDS OF GREY. Copyright 2012 by 50ShedsofGrey

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C. T. Grey is the founder of the Twitter @50ShedsofGrey.


C. T. Grey is the founder of the Twitter @50ShedsofGrey and author of the book Fifty Sheds of Grey.

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Fifty Sheds of Grey 2.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 4 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The preview makes this book seem like it will be a funny twist on 50 Shades, but it is VERY disappointing! The are only about 60 pages total, in which most of them are pictures of various sheds. There is no story to go along with it, at least not on with any sunstance to it. The text consists of lame jokes under each picture. If I were to add up all the texts, I think it would ammount to maybe 2 pages total. I can't believe B&N is even selling this so called book at all , let alone sell it for $10! I AM SO MAD is spent money on this garbage! It's not even worth $1. PLEASE don't buy this, PLEASE don't waste your money just to satisfy your curiosity. The ONLY reason I gave it 1 star was because B&N wont let me write a review unless I gave it a star rating, otherwise I would have gave it 5 poops!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Wish I never wasted my money. It's 19 pages of pictures of sheds.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Amusing short read at best
sewwhat1 More than 1 year ago
I enjoyed reading this novel. I liked the story line and the characters. It opened up a world that I did not necessarily know very much about. i would recommend it.