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For the rest of you, I provide you my secret collection of BBQ recipes that you can use for a great variety of purposes-from luring away enemies to regenerating your strength by absorbing the raw fury of Texas.
I risked my life venturing into Texas, dealing with everything from armadillos to mentally unstable former governors to retrieve these recipes. I now give them to you. So, use them well, and remember the mark of Flavor Ninja!
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