Geoffrey the Bard and the Golden Phallacy Part 1

Geoffrey Goodrick is a handsome and talented bard, both in and out of the bedroom. What he is not is brave. Finding himself lost in the woods after abandoning his friends to a fate possibly worse than death, he encounters a pixie. Befriending and bedding a pixie won’t save his friends, but it will serve as a useful distraction in avoiding his magically imposed quest to find the Golden Phallacy.

As it turns out, Belledane Wormhole isn’t just any pixie, she’s the one who can help him on his quest…if she can stay focused on something other than Geoffrey’s bedroom talents.

This is a 10,000 word erotic novella that contains explicit sex and sexual descriptions, including between humans and magical-fantasy creatures, sex magic between characters, group sex, complicated sexual relationships, and other sexually explicit themes and language that not all members of the public will enjoy.

All characters are 18 or older.

Excerpt:

“I loved your song.”

“Thank you kindly.”

“Can I see your manhood?” she asked.

“Wh-wh-what?”

“Boy pixies have such tiny things. You’re a human. You’re a giant! You must have a giant manhood!”

Geoffrey didn’t know what to think. While he had never had a complaint from any of his lovers, he was a realistic man when it came to the art of love and knew his tool, while more than measuring up against any other man, was by no means giant-sized.

Then again, from her perspective, a man-dagger the size of his pinky finger would be enormous.

“All of my lovers have found me well-equipped,” he said with a smile.

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Geoffrey the Bard and the Golden Phallacy Part 1

Geoffrey Goodrick is a handsome and talented bard, both in and out of the bedroom. What he is not is brave. Finding himself lost in the woods after abandoning his friends to a fate possibly worse than death, he encounters a pixie. Befriending and bedding a pixie won’t save his friends, but it will serve as a useful distraction in avoiding his magically imposed quest to find the Golden Phallacy.

As it turns out, Belledane Wormhole isn’t just any pixie, she’s the one who can help him on his quest…if she can stay focused on something other than Geoffrey’s bedroom talents.

This is a 10,000 word erotic novella that contains explicit sex and sexual descriptions, including between humans and magical-fantasy creatures, sex magic between characters, group sex, complicated sexual relationships, and other sexually explicit themes and language that not all members of the public will enjoy.

All characters are 18 or older.

Excerpt:

“I loved your song.”

“Thank you kindly.”

“Can I see your manhood?” she asked.

“Wh-wh-what?”

“Boy pixies have such tiny things. You’re a human. You’re a giant! You must have a giant manhood!”

Geoffrey didn’t know what to think. While he had never had a complaint from any of his lovers, he was a realistic man when it came to the art of love and knew his tool, while more than measuring up against any other man, was by no means giant-sized.

Then again, from her perspective, a man-dagger the size of his pinky finger would be enormous.

“All of my lovers have found me well-equipped,” he said with a smile.

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Geoffrey the Bard and the Golden Phallacy Part 1

Geoffrey the Bard and the Golden Phallacy Part 1

by Elliot Silvestri
Geoffrey the Bard and the Golden Phallacy Part 1

Geoffrey the Bard and the Golden Phallacy Part 1

by Elliot Silvestri

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Overview

Geoffrey Goodrick is a handsome and talented bard, both in and out of the bedroom. What he is not is brave. Finding himself lost in the woods after abandoning his friends to a fate possibly worse than death, he encounters a pixie. Befriending and bedding a pixie won’t save his friends, but it will serve as a useful distraction in avoiding his magically imposed quest to find the Golden Phallacy.

As it turns out, Belledane Wormhole isn’t just any pixie, she’s the one who can help him on his quest…if she can stay focused on something other than Geoffrey’s bedroom talents.

This is a 10,000 word erotic novella that contains explicit sex and sexual descriptions, including between humans and magical-fantasy creatures, sex magic between characters, group sex, complicated sexual relationships, and other sexually explicit themes and language that not all members of the public will enjoy.

All characters are 18 or older.

Excerpt:

“I loved your song.”

“Thank you kindly.”

“Can I see your manhood?” she asked.

“Wh-wh-what?”

“Boy pixies have such tiny things. You’re a human. You’re a giant! You must have a giant manhood!”

Geoffrey didn’t know what to think. While he had never had a complaint from any of his lovers, he was a realistic man when it came to the art of love and knew his tool, while more than measuring up against any other man, was by no means giant-sized.

Then again, from her perspective, a man-dagger the size of his pinky finger would be enormous.

“All of my lovers have found me well-equipped,” he said with a smile.


Product Details

BN ID: 2940164096526
Publisher: Elliot Silvestri
Publication date: 05/29/2020
Series: Geoffrey the Bard
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: eBook
File size: 141 KB
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

Elliot Silvestri lives in upstate New York where he works and writes, not always at the same time. He has a degree in English Literature and his professors would be appalled at the shoddy construction of his characters and plots for his ebook erotica. His free time is spent with his wife and children, repairing a one hundred year old house, and herding the family’s three cats.

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