Holding your breath won’t help, and neither will stepping on a tack in your shoe. If you ever find yourself across the table from Raymond Boyd and his polygraph, he’ll know whether you’re honest or not. In God Bless Crime; It’s Been
Good to Me, follow Ray’s story from nightclub emcee to president of his own company and everything in between.
Full of Boyd’s signature screwball humor, you’ll discover where one Tennessee sheriff finds his liquor, why Boyd has stamps that proclaim, “Go shit in your hat,” and how he and others have tricked many a dimwitted criminal. With a life full of stories spanning the range of human emotion, each one will leave you eager to see what case he cracks next.
|Publisher:||Advantage Media Group|
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Table of Contents
Chapter 1 Nightclubs to Nightsticks 1
Where Did I Come From?
You're in the Army Now
Chapter 2 Life with Capital Airlines 9
Marriage and a New Job
Ready to Take Off
You Guys Are Too Dumb to Catch Me
Chapter 3 Learning the Ropes 21
Tell Me Again How You Did That
And on the Tragic Side
One of Your Men Stole My Fur Coat
Two Crashes on the Same Day!
Chapter 4 Coast to Coast
A New Life, a New Job
But Her Excess Baggage Was Attractive
Chapter 5 An Agency of My Own 49
Big Shot in the Stock Market
What Is That Man Doing in Handcuffs?
We Need to Find a Summer Job!
A Hospital, Not a Bank
Chapter 6 The Best-Laid Plans 83
You Are So Honest …
I Just Wanted a Condom for My Family
Larceny at the Links
Teeing It Up for Fun and Profit
Chapter 7 The Letter of the Law 95
California Does Not Like People Who Employ People
The Dreaded Deposition
How Did the "Go Shit in Your Hat" Stamp Evolve?
The Attorney Who Tried to Put Me Out of Business
Terrible Car Crash on Washington Boulevard
Chapter 8 Z Best of Z Best: High-Profile Work
ZZZZ BEST (pronounced Zee Best)
How Sweet It Is
Doctors Need Care, Too
The Value of Profiling
Case Went Up in Smoke
Jewelry in Pasadena
Chapter 9 Airing That Dirty Laundry 135
The Polygraph Fails
Landlords and Tenants
It Was in the Same Shoe Box We've Used for Years
Aloha, and You Are Under Arrest
And Then There Were Exceptions
Chapter 10 Heft and Theft: When Size Really Matters 155
Workers' Compensation Fraud
See One Large Thief, Seen Them All
Defense from Petty Theft
Chapter 11 Some Staples in My Life 167
Men We Have Appreciated Over the Years
Catch Them Doing Something Right
It's a Wrap