Good Talk, Dad: The Birds and the Bees...and Other Conversations We Forgot to Have

Good Talk, Dad: The Birds and the Bees...and Other Conversations We Forgot to Have

by Bill Geist, Willie Geist


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Bill Geist—the beloved, award-winning, long-time special correspondent for "CBS: Sunday Morning," whose debut Little League Confidential was a New York Times bestseller in hardcover and paper—and Willie Geist, the Today Show host, popular member of MSNBC's "Morning Joe," and author of the best-selling American Freak Show—have begun an extended conversation between father and son on areas of mutual interest, agreement, and disagreement.

Told in a unique back-and-forth banter style, the hilarious father-son team will laugh together at the shared journey of their relationship. They'll riff on fatherhood, religion, music, sports, summer camp disasters, driving lessons gone horribly wrong, being on TV, and their wonderfully odd family life. Think Big Russ and Me (May 2010, 345,829 net per bookscan) meets S*** My Dad Says, with humorous observations about professional wrestling as a worldview, raising a kid with television cameras in the kitchen, and anything and everything else that comes to their witty minds.

The Geists decided to write this book so their children and grandchildren would have a record of their unusual father-son relationship. The book is remarkably funny, as well as poignant and sincere, especially in light of Bill's announcement that he's been diagnosed with Parkinson's. With its lighthearted look at the crazy things fathers and sons go through and the unique bond those experiences forge, the book is sure to be a must-have gift for Father's Day.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781455547227
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Publication date: 05/20/2014
Pages: 272
Sales rank: 765,535
Product dimensions: 6.20(w) x 9.10(h) x 1.10(d)

About the Author

Bill Geist is the New York Times bestselling author of Little League Confidential, The Big Five-Oh, Fore! Play!, and Way Off the Road. He has been a correspondent for "CBS News Sunday Morning" since he joined CBS News in 1987. He chronicles some of the quirkiest people and places in America for the broadcast and has won two Emmys for his work on the show. To date, one of Bill's greatest achievements is taking third place in the Illinois State Fair Bake Off in 1979. Geist lives in New York City with his wife. They have two children.

Table of Contents

Introduction 1

Chapter 1 The Birds and the Bees…of Which We Dared Not Speak 5

Chapter 2 Letters from Gang Camp 21

Chapter 3 The Red Jeep 37

Chapter 4 "Dad, this really sucks" 55

Chapter 5 A Sledgehammer Christmas 71

Chapter 6 Yuletide at Grandpa George's Zoo 77

Chapter 7 Baseball, Fathers, Sons…and All That 87

Chapter 8 A Four-Year-Old, a Football Game & Dora the Explorer 129

Chapter 9 Talking to Teens About Drinking (Once They've Reached Their Thirties) 145

Chapter 10 Our Birthday Party for Elvis 161

Chapter 11 Willie, Uncle Herb & Mick Jagger: A Journey Down the Garden State Parkway 173

Chapter 12 The Talk We Really Never Had: Vietnam 187

Chapter 13 The Family Business: From the Fisher Reporter to 30 Rock 203

Chapter 14 Parkinson's: The Denial Treatment 243

Chapter 15 Bend but Don't Break: The Geist Parenting Style 255

Chapter 16 When Bill Became "Bumpa" 295

Epilogue 303

Acknowledgments 307

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Good Talk, Dad: The Birds and the Bees...and Other Conversations We Forgot to Have 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 7 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Excellent book. Funny, touching, nostalgic.
jofick More than 1 year ago
Excellent look at life in the Geist family. I loved the dual opinions from Dad and Son on the same incident. It was funny, touching, and sometimes LOL .My hat is off to both men.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Excellent father/son collaboration in the finest of humor.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I have always enjoyed Bill Geist on CBS and his sense of humor and intelligence. Great book. You will so enjoy reading it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I like Willie Geist to begin with, and this recollection of stores from his childhood and on, is as entertaining as I expected.
bookchickdi More than 1 year ago
Bill Geist has been doing pieces for CBS Sunday Morning for years. He usually profiles interesting (quirky) people and places, and his sense of humor makes me smile. His son Willie Geist is currently one of the co-hosts on the third hour of the Today Show, and is featured on MSNBC's Morning Joe. He clearly inherited his father's sense of humor. Just in time for Father's Day, they have written a book that I dare say most of us can relate to: Good Talk Dad: The Birds and The Bees...And Other Conversations We Forgot To Have, which pokes fun at the fact that Bill never gave Willie 'the sex talk'. Come to think of it, they never had deep conversations about other important things either. Sound familiar? Early on, Willie describes embarrassingly being baptized as a 19 year-old in a church service, along with several babies sleeping peacefully in their mother's arms. He asks: "Couldn't they have done this in a private ceremony before the service, as they do with the technical awards at the Oscars? In a ceremony earlier today, nineteen-year-old Willie Geist was given the sacrament of baptism."If that made you giggle, you'll love this book as much as I did. Bill and Willie alternate telling stories from their lives, some of which differed depending on whom was telling it. Bill and his wife Jody decided to send Willie to summer camp. But not to the camp that all Willie's friends were going to; Willie went to Camp Carson, "where convicted nonviolent offenders were sent to serve out their sentences", unbeknownst to Bill and Jody. That wasn't in the brochure. The campers had to decide whether they were safer backing the Latin Kings or the Spanish Gangster Disciples, who, at night, slashed each other car tires as a "prank". When Bill received a $10,000 check to write a book, he bought a brand new red Jeep to celebrate. Willie loved his dad's "instinct to take that ten-thousand-dollar book check and spend every nickel of it as fast as you could, like a rapper who just got his first record deal". Some of the funniest stories involve that Jeep. Jody taught Willie to drive on that Jeep, and then when it was all beat up and on its last legs, Jody drove down to Nashville to accompany Willie to college, but they had to make many stops along the way, coaxing that Jeep and stopping to repair it and feed it antifreeze several times before making it to Vanderbilt. Bill and Willie shared a love of the New York Yankees and inappropriate humor. When Willie's basketball team held a year end banquet and discovered that the special guest was not a famous New Jersey Nets player but the team mascot, the boys pounded the poor mascot with rolls from the table. Some dads disciplined their sons, yanking them out of there. Bill laughed hysterically, thinking it was pretty darn funny. There are serious moments in here, such as when Bill finally tells his children (after ten years) that he has Parkinson's disease. They found out when they received emails from people after reading about it on Bill's Facebook page. They suspected something was wrong, but never realized the truth. I loved the stories about aunts and uncles and grandparents; it reminded me of my own family. And when Willie becomes a dad, his stories about his children, Lucie and George, are utterly charming. This is a perfect book to read this Father's Day, or to give as a gift. It is funny, heartwarming (but mostly funny) and Bill and Willie are terrific writers; their voices come shining through as if they sitting next to you on the couch, recounting their stories aloud. It's like S@$t My Dad Says, but without all the cursing.