HEAVEN CAN'T WAIT - Chicken Soup For The DEPARTED Soul

HEAVEN CAN'T WAIT - Chicken Soup For The DEPARTED Soul

by David Samson

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Overview

HEAVEN CAN'T WAIT - Chicken Soup For The DEPARTED Soul by David Samson

There are two types of people:

The Living Dead and The Dead Who Are REALLY Living!

Therefore hop aboard an Astral Plane. Every seat is First-Class and they always DEPART on time!

As a Post-Deceased Tourist, you won't have to put up with scanners at airports, lingering around crumbling train or bus stations or waiting for a cruise ship to land at some rip-off port-of-call.

Our Certified ASTRAL Travel Agents will book you to the most fabulous destinations ever conceived. Haunt the haunts of the Rich and Famous.

Just because you're invisible doesn't mean you can't make the SCENE!

So cancel that personal trainer. Give up organic food. Gain weight. Get this e-book and always remember:

The Best Years Of Your AFTER Life Are Still Ahead Of You!

Product Details

BN ID: 2940016626758
Publisher: The Funny Guy Company
Publication date: 06/17/2013
Series: FunnyEBooks.com , #26
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 1,095,505
File size: 1 MB

About the Author

DAVID SAMSON is FUNNYGUY.COM and founder of FUNNYEBOOKS.COM. The author of 47 books, he’s a professional speaker, media personality and advertising creative executive. Random House, Simon & Schuster, St. Martin’s Press, Penguin and other major houses have published his works.

His titles span humor, self-help and celebrity autobiographies. They’ve been seen on David Letterman, The Today Show, Rosie ‘O’ Donnell, Regis and Kathy Lee, The Fox News Network, Entertainment Tonight, Comedy Central, Politically Incorrect, Comedy Central, Geraldo Rivera, Donahue, Larry King, and have been published in England, France, Germany, China, Brazil, etc.

In addition, his books have been featured or he’s been interviewed in People, Cosmopolitan, The New York Daily News, The Chicago Tribune, The Christian Science Monitor, Los Angeles Magazine, American Airlines Magazine, USA Today, The Philadelphia Metro, and The New York Times. He’s also been a frequent guest on many radio shows including top ten markets of ABC, CBS, FOX, Clear Channel, Westwood One, Radio America, and Pacifica Broadcasting.

David has been a creative force at powerhouse agencies such as Saatchi & Saatchi and McCann-Erikson. He was involved with the “Where’s The Beef” campaign for Wendy’s and has created advertising for Toyota, Hilton Hotels, Bausch & Lomb, Diet Coke, Continental Airlines, Master Card, Sharp Electronics, Lifesavers, Century 21 Real Estate, Milton-Bradley, Yoplait Yogurt, The Los Angeles Times, Heineken, Timberland Boots, Mennen, Howard Johnson’s, National Car Rental, Almond Joy, Fancy Feast, Days Inn, Cheerios, Crayola, Lockheed, to name a few.

Now the President of AdVille.com in Los Angeles, he develops websites and marketing strategies in partnership with select companies.

He believes the best years of his life are still BEHIND him!

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