by Gina Damico


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ISBN-13: 9780544307100
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Publication date: 01/06/2015
Pages: 368
Product dimensions: 5.70(w) x 8.30(h) x 1.30(d)
Age Range: 14 - 17 Years

About the Author

Gina Damico is the author of Hellhole, Wax, and the grim-reapers-gone-wild books of the Croak trilogy. She has also dabbled as a tour guide, transcriptionist, theater house manager, scenic artist, movie extra, office troll, retail monkey, yarn hawker and breadmonger. A native of Syracuse, New York, she now lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two cats, one dog, and an obscene amount of weird things purchased from yard sales. Visit her website at www.ginadami.co.

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Max’s life of crime started poorly, with the theft of a glittery pink bobblehead in the shape of a cat.
   His boss had burst out of the back room moments earlier. “Forest-green Honda Civic license BNR one seven five!” she yelled in a heavy Greek accent as she waddled out the door of the small convenience store, chest heaving and dyed-red bouffant hairdo bouncing. Stavroula Papadopoulos was neither young nor physically fit, but she hadn’t let a gas-and-dasher go without a fight for well on thirty years, and she wasn’t about to start.
   Max’s gaze followed her bobbing hair to the abandoned gas pump but got hijacked by the cat, sitting in all its glory next to the cash register. He could hardly believe his luck.
   It’s breathtaking, he thought.
   In actuality, the thing was hideous—poorly made, terrible paint job, practically falling apart. Stavroula must have ordered it from one of those crappy gift store catalogs she was so fond of. Max normally would never have dreamed of taking it, no matter how much irresistible enchantment it exuded, but something strange had come over him. One minute it was sitting there on the counter, all smug and catlike and made in China, and the next it was in his hands, the glitter already beginning to coat his palms.
   He wiped his hands on his stiff blue employee vest—then, realizing that this was only incriminating him further, he turned the vest inside out and put it back on. The cat he rammed into his backpack, its head nodding up and down as if to say Yessiree, I’m contraband!
   Sweat started to seep through Max’s T-shirt. His hands were shaking, his stomach queasy. He told himself to knock it off, to sack up already. This was not the sort of behavior befitting a felon.
   He was a hardened criminal now, and it was time to start acting like one.

Seventeen-year-old Max Kilgore suffered from the unfortunate curse of having a name that was far cooler than the person it was attached to. Max Kilgore evoked images of Bruce Willis mowing down every law enforcement officer in Los Angeles with a single machine gun, then lassoing a helicopter, stealing the Hollywood sign, and blowing up an army of cyborgs, all in the name of Vengeance.
   But the real Max Kilgore was not one to break the rules. He did his homework every night. He never talked in class. He obeyed every bicycle traffic rule in the bicycle traffic rule book—which he had requested from the library and read cover to cover, lest God forbid he ever be pulled over by a police officer, a thought that made him want to vomit up a kidney or two. Trouble was something that kids with piercings and sculpted calf muscles got into, and as he had neither, he toed the line like a perpetually paranoid parolee.
   As far as Max could tell, this phobia didn’t stem from any traumatic events in his childhood, which had been relatively happy. His father had exited the picture long ago, being a “rotten hippie” his mother had slept with “on a dare” and had soon after kicked out of the house owing to his “lack of deodorizing and parenting skills.” His mother had picked up the slack just fine, raising him as if single parenthood were as natural to her as breathing clean, patchouli-free air.
   Of course, Max had made it easy for her, well-behaved as he was. And until his sophomore year they’d been doing okay on their own, just the two of them. Now life was a bit harder. Now, instead of paying real American dollars for a plastic animal with eyes facing in two different directions and ears that looked as if they’d been designed by someone who had never seen a cat firsthand, he had to break the law and steal it.
   And not even in the name of Vengeance.

The sound of jingling bells snapped Max to attention as Stavroula returned to the store, a flood of Greek words—probably of the swearing sort—gushing out of her mouth. “Second one this week,” she spat. “I leave old country for this? Headaches and scoundrels?”
   “Headaches and scoundrels” was Stavroula’s favorite phrase—Max heard her utter it three or four times over the course of each of his shifts at the Gas Bag—and with it came a pang of guilt at the thought of stealing from her. Grouchy though she may be, Stavroula had given him a job when he’d needed it most, and he knew it wasn’t easy for her to have taken over her husband’s business when he’d died a few years earlier.
   But it was only a small pang. One he could live with.
   “Bah!” She threw her hands up in the air, still vexed. “Tomorrow I buy shotgun.”
   The fear of getting caught was interfering with Max’s ability to speak properly. “You said that last week,” he said, his voice cracking.
   “Last week I buy pistol. This week I buy shotgun.”
   “What we really need is a trained velociraptor.”
   She made the same face she always made at his dinosaur references, then frowned, leaning in on the counter until he could see each and every whisker above her lip. “I hate thieves.” She narrowed her eyes. “I despise thieves.”
   She knows, he thought with a rush of terror, cat-shaped spots flying across his vision. She knows, and she’s going to call the police, and I’m going to go to jail, and I’ll need to figure out how to use cigarettes as currency or I’ll become someone’s bitch—Oh, who am I kidding, I’ll become someone’s bitch no matter what—
   Just when Max was sure the sweat accumulating on his forehead was about to cascade down his face in a majestic, disgusting waterfall, Stavroula pounded a fist on the counter. “Restock the meat sticks!”
   Max exhaled, taking great pains not to emit a nervous honk as he did so. “The Slim Jims, you mean?”
   “Is what I said. Thin Jims.”
   Perhaps cheerfulness would mask the foul stench of wrongdoing. “You got it!” he chirped.
   As he crouched down to retrieve the last remaining box of Slim Jims from beneath the counter—Audie was going to be so pissed—he pushed the incriminating cat farther into his backpack, and only once it was out of sight did his pulse begin to settle back into a normal rate. You’re fine, you’re fine, he chanted to himself, to the beat of his heart. You were out of the security camera’s line of sight, and she wasn’t even in her office watching anyway, and even if she was, she stopped watching those tapes once the Booze Hound retired. You’re fine.
   Meanwhile, Stavroula took out her iPhone and dialed the police station. “Hello, Rhonda? Yes, we get another one. No, I no break windshield this time—”
   She rattled off the numbers of the license plate all the way back to her office and slammed the door shut. Relieved, Max ran a hand over his drenched forehead and into his ridiculous hair, which was black and short except for the front, which stuck out over his forehead like an awning at a Parisian café. Old people liked to say that it was “hair you could set your watch to,” whatever that meant. Max just took it to mean that his head was permanently shaped like a batting helmet and there wasn’t anything he could do about it.
   Although he was beginning to recover most of his faculties, he still felt on edge. As if he could be struck down at any moment by God, or whichever deity it was that handled knickknack robberies—
   His cell phone vibrated.
   Max’s eyes bulged. Is it the police? Did they somehow see what I did? Do police make courtesy calls before they arrest people?
   He watched it dance across the counter, a beige, bricklike plastic thing designed exclusively for the elderly, with gigantic glowing numbers and a frustrating lack of caller ID. There wasn’t really room in his budget for a phone at all, but the situation with his mother required that he be reachable at all times.
   His shaking hand knocked against the counter as he picked up the Beige Wonder, wishing yet again that he’d had enough money to afford a communication device that wasn’t a glorified coconut radio. “Hello?” he said tentatively.
   “You got the stuff?” a gruff voice answered.
   It wasn’t the police. Or a supreme being. Though maybe Audie did have a little bit of divinity in her—how else could she sense that Max was restocking the Slim Jims at that very moment? “Sorry, Aud, I can’t spare any this week,” Max said, ripping the cardboard open. “It’s our last box. I’ll have to reorder.”
   “So reorder, punk!” his best friend replied, punching every word with a blast of pure concentrated glee. If Audie were candy, she’d be a bag of Skittles: bright, shiny, and bursting with real fruit flavor.
   Max, on the other hand, would be a bowl of stale licorice, bland and unwanted. “I don’t like reordering,” said Max, waving his large hands about. “The customer service guy is named Izzy, and he’s really awkward, and every time we lapse into an uncomfortable silence, I end up saying, ‘It isn’t easy, is it, Izzy?’ and it just devolves from there.”
   “Yeah,” Audie said, deadpan. “Izzy sounds like a real freak.”
   “I know, right?”
   Audie let out a sprightly sigh, no doubt twisting her fingers through her spiky dreads as she always did when her patience was being tested. People said she looked like a cross between Rihanna and a palm tree, but to Max she’d always be the girl next door who made him eat a worm when they were six, then a firefly when they were seven. He swore for weeks that it made his pee glow, until the day she demanded he prove it and the topic was mysteriously dropped.
   “Anyway,” she said, “you coming to the game?”
   Max cleared his throat and looked down, pretending to count the pennies in the take-a-penny tray, even though Audie couldn’t see him. “I can’t.”
   “Come on, man,” she whined, a twinge of hurt in her voice. “You haven’t come to a single game this season! What are you so busy doing on Friday nights? And don’t say you got a hot date—”
   “I do have a hot date.”
   “With someone who hasn’t been dead for seventy million years?”
   “Hey, I’ll have you know that with recent 3D imaging, Ichthyosaurus communis is more alive than ever!”
   “Talk like the Discovery Channel all you want, but a book of fossils and a tub of plaster does not an orgy make.”
   “Gross, Aud.” Max reddened as he glanced at the smutty magazine rack behind the counter, then switched to his reflection in the window. With his big brown eyes and thin, pointy nose, he could easily be mistaken for a barn owl. Audie liked to assure him that there were plenty of girls who would go for that sort of look—Gaunt British Standup Comedian, she called it—but always with the caveat that he wouldn’t be encountering such girls until he got to college and joined the Science Society, or “whatever it is that lamewads congregate in.”
   “A gaggle of geeks?” Max often suggested.
   “A warp of nerds?” Audie would counter.
   “A woot of dweebs?”
   “A bunch of virgins?”
   And so forth.
   He returned the Slim Jims to the shelf under the counter. Of course he’d save them for her; he always did.
   “I’m just sayin’,” Audie was just saying, “if you can’t master the art of small talk with a jerky meat salesman, you’re never going to be able to manage it with a lady.”
   “You make a variety of fine points.”
   Audie yelled at someone in the background, then came back to the phone. “Gotta run. Thanks for the laughs. Come to the game.”
   “Goodbye. You’re welcome. Can’t, but good luck.”
   Audie muttered a sarcastic “Can’t” as she hung up.
   “Sorry,” Max said to the dead phone.
   And he was sorry. But a date was a date.
   He dug around in his backpack—ignoring, for the moment, the demonic glassy-eyed cat—until he found his crossword book and a pen. He readied his digital watch, a cheap glob of rubber and plastic emblazoned with the Jurassic Park logo. He never took it off, for two reasons: (1) it had been a semi-ironic eleventh birthday gift from his mother and his tweenage self had solemnly sworn to her that he’d never remove it; and (2) he had since repurposed it into his own personal crossword timing device. And okay, there was a third reason: he secretly really loved it.
   His current crossword record stood at twelve puzzles in six hours. He triggered the countdown timer, narrowed his eyes, and set his voice to movie trailer voice-over mode.
   “Let’s DO this.”

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Hellhole 4.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 4 reviews.
Drewano More than 1 year ago
‘Hellhole’ is a well written young adult novel that adults will enjoy as well. The plot is funny and interesting and keeps moving at a good pace so that you’ll never see the curve coming until it’s already too late. The characters are interesting and fun, the best of which is Burg who is cunning, funny and frustrating all at the same time. I thoroughly enjoyed this book which was a quick easy read!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The book was great it had a amazing story line and dont even get me started on burg i laughed so hard in my english class i almost went down too the office. But around the end it started getting choppy all the loose ends werent tied up very well. Thus i loved it otherwise.
AudiobookReviewer More than 1 year ago
Here is what I know of what to expect from Gina Damico. Young adult hilarity and fun, I mean the type that will make you laugh out loud and give you stitches. I hope that this new novel will follow this trend she has created for herself. Hellhole is a ridiculous tale of a young man, Max Kilgore, high school student, family breadwinner and primary caregiver to his sick mother. Somehow gets paired up with the Devil, or rather on of 666 of them. Now he must keep the beast satisfied in order to keep him from ruining his life and the lives of the ones he loves with the promise to heal is mother. One the best parts and something I have never come across, especially in a young adult story, was Max’s best friend sense childhood is his female neighbor. Seriously, a strictly platonic relationship! As with pretty much all stories in this genre, there is the love story that evolves from an unlikely source, even though she is really the only other female character. All in all, if you are looking for a fast and entertaining young adult listen, you have found what you crave. I am not sure, and would love to know, how in the world Macleod Andrews gets the job to narrate a ton of fun and enjoyable audiobooks. Along with that I seem to continue to end up listening to them all. Seriously, if you are looking for an audiobook that will guarantee a stellar audio performance, look no further than Andrews. There are few others that I can think of that will be able to elevate a so-so story to outstanding. Audiobook provided for review by the publisher. Please find this complete review and many others at audiobookreviewer dot com [If this review helped, please press YES. Thanks!]
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Loved this,was a bit worried about the devil theme. Who likes the devil, not me, but I boldly read on knowing Gina Damico would make it good. And she did, rooting for Max thru the whole thing....he finally won. Very proud of you G. D. Ur CBA SS 8 teach.