Help I Am Being Held Prisoner

by Donald E. Westlake

Overview

HELP I AM BEING HELD PRISONER is Donald E. Westlake at his funniest and his most ingenious, a rediscovered crime classic from the Grand Master returning to stores for the first time in three decades.
JAILED FOR A JOKE
It isn't easy going to jail for being a practical joker. Of course, this particular joke left 20 cars wrecked on the highway and two politicians' careers in tatters – so jail is where Harold Künt landed. Now he's just trying to keep a low profile in the Big House. He wants no part of his fellow inmates' plan to use an escape tunnel to rob two banks. But it's too late: he's in it up to his neck. And that neck may just wind up in a noose…
HELP I AM BEING HELD PRISONER is Donald E. Westlake at his funniest and his most ingenious, a rediscovered crime classic from the MWA Grand Master returning to stores for the first time in three decades.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781785656835
Publisher:	Titan
Publication date:	02/13/2018
Series:	Hard Case Crime
Sold by:	Penguin Random House Publisher Services
Format:	eBook
Pages:	256
Sales rank:	419,101
File size:	851 KB

About the Author

Donald E. Westlake is widely regarded as one of the great crime writers of the 20th Century. He won three Edgar Awards and was named a Grandmaster by the Mystery Writers of America. Many of his books have been made into movies; Westlake also wrote the screenplay for "The Grifters," for which he received an Academy Award nomination.

Editorial Reviews

12/11/2017
MWA Grand Master Westlake (1933–2008) is good even when he’s not at his best, as shown by this reissue of a 1974 heist caper. Harry Künt is an inveterate practical joker, but when one of his jokes—leaving a nude female mannequin sprawled on the hood of a car parked on the verge of the Long Island Expressway—results in a 17-car collision and 20 injured, he’s given a sentence of five to 15 years in the state pen. In the prison gym, Harry meets a disgruntled crew of seven inmates, led by Phil Giffin, who share a secret tunnel that allows them to visit the outside world. The real fun begins when Harry learns that Phil’s group is planning to rob two banks, and Harry is expected to help. Poor Harry tries, secretly, to thwart the bank job; participates in a wacky robbery of Camp Quattatunk, an army base; is almost undone by another practical joker; and survives prison as only Westlake, master of the absurd, could devise. Fans both old and new will be tickled. (Feb.)

Publishers Weekly

"The novel offers so many gifts to the reader—wonderful characters; a wide-eyed, goofy sense of humor; some delightfully hysterical wordplay—that the publisher has done readers an enormous favor by bringing it back into print." — Booklist starred review

"A bright reprint from 1974 that shows [Westlake] working the field in which he remains unrivaled: the comic caper in which Murphy's law reigns supreme...Fans of Westlake's Dortmunder series, which got started around the same time with The Hot Rock (1970), will appreciate the author's consummate blending of comedy and suspense, often within the same sentence, and rejoice that more Westlakes are slated for resurrection." —Kirkus Review

"Fans both old and new will be tickled." Publishers Weekly

"Donald E. Westlake at his funniest and his most ingenious...not to be missed" — The Violent World of Parker

"Pick up this well-written, exquisitely plotted and, yes, really funny caper novel and see what all of the excitement was and is about." - BookReporter

"a fast, funny romp of a story, virtually “unputdownable.” - Anthony Cardno blog review

"Like all of the best Westlake books, this one careens along like a cyclist on meth."  — GrouchyGrammarian.com

"thoroughly entertaining little gem" - Bookgasm

From the Publisher

2017-12-07
Westlake, nine years dead but still enjoying a very productive season (Forever and a Death, 2017), returns in a bright reprint from 1974 that shows him working the field in which he remains unrivaled: the comic caper in which Murphy's law reigns supreme.A practical joke gone wrong got Harold Künt five to 15 years in upstate New York's Stonevelt Penitentiary. Even though he can't control his compulsion to play jokes on everyone he can reach, Harry also wants to keep his head down, do his time, and return to society. Not happening. He stumbles on a group of seven cons who've commandeered an undiscovered tunnel, not to break out of the prison, but to leave one or two at a clip on self-appointed thefts and furloughs and return before they're discovered. It's nice to be back in the outside world, especially among oblivious citizens who call Harry "Harry Kent." But it's not so nice to hear that Phil Giffin, Joe Wheeler, Max Nolan, and the rest of the gang plan to break out just long enough to rob not one, but two banks, Fiduciary Federal Trust and Western National, taking advantage of the fact that they all have the ultimate alibi. The thought of pulling off a robbery gives Harry the willies; every single way he can imagine the plot ending looks disastrous. Nor can he pull out of the heist his fellow prisoners have generously allowed him to buy into without arousing their suspicions. Worst of all, Harry's reputation has convinced Warden Eustace B. Gadmore that he's the one who keeps working signs announcing "HELP I AM BEING HELD PRISONER" into preposterously unlikely settings, and it's only a matter of time before the warden lowers the boom.Instead of sharing the hero's fears, fans of Westlake's Dortmunder series, which got started around the same time with The Hot Rock (1970), will appreciate the author's consummate blending of comedy and suspense, often within the same sentence, and rejoice that more Westlakes are slated for resurrection.

Kirkus Reviews