Help! I'm F*cking Stuck in a Hallmark Movie!

by Joanne Woods

Overview

In "Help, I'm F*cking Stuck in a Hallmark Movie," the worlds of gritty crime and Hallmark's sugar-coated Christmas romances collide. John, a womanizing, self-centered Las Vegas hitman, finds himself mysteriously transported to Hallmark's Christmas Town, a place where holiday magic and unrealistically perfect love stories are the everyday reality.

Amidst this backdrop of Christmas perfection, John encounters Elizabeth, the compassionate and heartbroken owner of a local cat sanctuary. Once left at the altar, she dreams of true love and finds it in an unlikely connection with John, whose narcissism she finds attractive and thrilling.

However, their blossoming romance is threatened as John's past comes calling. Victor, John's psychopath boss, also arrives in Christmas Town with a vendetta: to murder John and claim Christmas Town as his own personal fiefdom.

"Help, I'm F*cking Stuck in a Hallmark Movie" weaves a tale of love's cynical illusions as the utopia of Christmas Town spirals into a nightmarish landscape. This satirical novel delivers a uniquely humorous twist on the classic holiday narrative.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940185776759
Publisher:	Joanne Woods
Publication date:	04/20/2024
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
File size:	573 KB

About the Author

Joanne Woods is the author of several novels. She grew up in New York and, unfortunately, now lives in Florida. She has won no awards for writing, but she did win one for outstanding customer service while working at a crappy bank called Capital One. The award was a Microsoft Word template with a thumbs-up image and the words GOOD JOB! in capital letters below it. Meanwhile, the executives at Capital One raked in millions of dollars.

She is currently working two crappy jobs with no health benefits.