Steve's tell-all journal continues. The alien interpreter trainees move into the Human Habitat at the Embassy and they have a new instructor -- a Hoidan Zeday retired professional tongue wrestler. Steve meets Ceiling, his sexy-voiced guide on the personnel systems facilities interface. He also develops an obsessive hatred of soap dispensers and makes friends with the Hoidan Zeday plumber who is really a genetics engineer who grows equipment. The new Cricktou liaison has a run in with leftover sushi and the bureaucrats get ulcers. The trainees interpret for a joint task force rebuilding a fighter jet that the aliens damaged during first contact. Steve get adopted by the Hoidan Zeday and gets a new job. Babysitting. Plus! Lots of dancing and beer, blood letting and piercings, hypnosis and construction, a chicken and a cow!
|Publisher:||Whiskey Creek Press|
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About the Author
Stephen Wytrysowski was born in Hammond, IN where he worked as an assistant manager at a truck stop. He is now the youngest member of the first Intra-Galactic Self-Determinant Species Network, United States Interpreter Team. Stephen is a first time, and somewhat reluctant author. His autobiography is based on his journal which the Interpreter Trainees are required to keep. Its release has been authorized by the Network Representatives to foster good will and understanding with the people of Earth and as his instructor, Chori Mar (Hoidan Zaday) put it, “Friend Steve be good funny guy. We like share funny with Human peoples. We say is okay also share scary bad stuff so Human peoples understand don't stay be mad to us.” Visit Stephen Wytrysowski website here.