Jack Python is the hottest Hollywood Husband of all. He rules nighttime T.V. and his controversial talk show burns up the ratings, while the women he encounters melt. With one expensive divorce behind him, and involved in a highly erotic affair with Oscar-winning actress Clarissa Browning, Jack Python has power, charisma, success, and money. But sometimes everything isn't enough.
Howard Soloman, head of Orpheus Studios, is the man, the Hollywood King. Anything Howard wants, he gets. Including women. The sweet smell of power and Howard's street-smart style reels them in. Working for billionaire studio owner Zachary Klinger, a man with a whim of iron, Howard has problems enough. And if Howard can't deliver daytime soap megastar Silver Anderson at Klinger's command, he may lose his footing at the top of the heap. Though in Hollywood it's said that when you fall, you fall up—from the top Howard has nowhere to go but down.
Mannon Cable is a superstar. With great looks and a body to match, he is full of self-deprecating charm. Married briefly to gorgeous Whitney Valentine, who left him to become a television superstar, he was hit by the divorce where it really hurts—his giant ego.
Jack Python, Howard Soloman, and Mannon Cable have been competitive friends for years. Yet when Jade Johnson enters their lives, the least-expected one of the self-styled "Three Comers" may have finally met his match.
Jade Johnson is a woman of the eighties. Strong, independent, a top New York model, she comes to L.A. for a series of million-dollar TV commercials. Jade is a dangerously beautiful woman with personal integrity and a mind of her own. The Hollywood game fails to impress her, but slowly, surely, she is sucked in. And, high roller that she is, if she must play, Jade will play to win.
Told in her signature style, Hollywood Husbands is full of the glamour, power, and scandal that Jackie Collins fans know so well.
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Hometown:Los Angeles, California
Date of Birth:October 4, 1941
Place of Birth:London, England
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Jack Python walked through the lobby of the Beverly Hills Hotel with every
eye upon him. He bad money, charisma, a certain kind of power, razor-sharp wit,
and fame. It all showed.
He was six feet tall with virile good looks. Thick black hair worn just a tad
too long, penetrating green eyes, a two-day stubble on a deep suntan, and a
hard body. He was thirty-nine years old and he had the world by the balls.
Jack Python was one of the most famous talk show hosts in America.
"Hello, Jack," cooed a voluptuous woman sprayed into a tennis minidress.
He smiled his killer smile he had great teeth. Looked her over
appreciatively, knowing eyes sweeping every curve. Standard greeting, "How's it
She would have been happy to tell him, but be didn't break stride, just kept
walking toward the Polo Lounge.
Several more people greeted him along the way. Two tourists paused to stare,
and a very thin girl in a red tank top waved. Jack did not stop until be
reached his destination. Table number one, a cozy leather booth directly facing
the entrance of the Polo lounge.
A man was already seated there a man with a slightly manic look, clad in
white sweats, black Porsche shades, and a Dodgers baseball cap. Jack slid in
beside him. "Hiya, Howard," be said.
"Hiya, Jack," Howard Soloman replied with a wink. There was something about the
perpetual motion of his features that gave him a crazed look. He was always
mugging, crossing his eyes, sucking in his cheeks. In repose be was quite nice
looking the face of a Jewish doctor who had strayed into the wrong business.
However, his constant mugging gave the impression be didn't want anyone to find
out. "What was the action last night?" he asked, restlessly rimming the top of
his glass with a nervous index finger.
"You've been to one screening at the Goosebergers' house, you've been to 'em
all," Jack replied easily.
"I coulda told you that," Howard said smugly.
"Why didn't you, then?"
Howard took a gulp of hot coffee. "Adventure is finding out for yourself."
Jack laughed. "According to you no movie is any good unless it comes from your
Howard licked his lips and rolled his eyes. "You'd better believe it."
"So invite me to one of your screenings."
"I always invite you," Howard replied indignantly. "Is it my fault you
never show? Poppy's insulted."
"That's because Clarissa has very particular taste," Jack explained patiently.
"Unless it's a film she's been offered and turned down, or unless she's
actually in it, she has no desire to see it."
"Actresses!" Howard spat.
'Tell me about 'em," agreed Jack, ordering Perrier and two eggs over easy.
Saturday morning breakfast at the Polo lounge bad once been a ritual for Jack
and Howard and Mannon Cable, the movie star, who had yet to appear. Now they
were all too busy, and it was a rare occasion when they were able to sit down
to breakfast together.
Howard headed Orpheus Studios, a recent appointment and one be relished.
Heading a studio had always been his big ambition, and now be was there, king
of the whole fucking heap while it lasted. For Howard, like everyone else in
Hollywood, realized that being a studio head was an extremely precarious
occupation, and the position of great and mighty power could be snatched away
at any given moment by faceless corporate executives who ran the film industry
like a bank. Being a studio head was the treacherous no-man's-land between
high-powered agent and independent producer. The saving speech of every deposed
studio head was: "I need more creativity. My talent is stifled here. Too much
to do and too little time. We're parting amicably. I'm going into indie prod."
In the industry, indie prod (independent production, to the uninitiated) equals
out on your ass. Canned. Can't cut it. Tough shit. Don't call us we'll call
you. And so... most indie prods faded into oblivion after one failed
Howard Soloman knew this only too well, and it scared him. He had struggled too
long and too hard to allow it to happen to him. The one consolation be could
think of was at least when you failed in Hollywood you failed up. Out at one
studio in at another The old pals act reigned supreme Also, he was lucky.
Zachery K. Klinger, the multipowerful magnate, owned Orpheus. And Zachary
personally had hired him.
Tapping the tabletop with bitten-to-the-quick nails, be said, "Since Clarissa
wasn't in the goddamn movie, I guess it was one she vetoed. Right?"
"Her decision made her very happy last night," Jack replied gravely.
"Terms of Endearment it wasn't." He extracted a pair of heavy
horn-rim glasses from his top pocket and put them on. He didn't need them to
see, but as far as be was concerned they took the curse off his good looks. So
did the two-day growth of stubble he carefully cultivated.
Jack did not realize the glasses and the incipient beard made him all the more
attractive to women. Ah... women... the story of his life. Who would
have thought in seventh grade that shy and studious Jack Python would have
developed into one of the great lovers of the century? He couldn't help the
effect he had on women. One penetrating glance and they were his. No rock star
had a better track record.
Not that Jack went out chasing. It had never been necessary. From the onset of
puberty and his first conquest at fifteen, women had fallen across his path
with monotonous regularity. Most of his life be bad indulged shamelessly. One,
two, three a week. Who counted? A brief marriage at twenty-five barely stopped
him in his tracks. Only luck and a certain sixth sense had prevented him from
catching various sexual diseases. Of course now, in the eighties, it was only
prudent to be more careful. Plus be felt a more serious image was in order, and
for a year be had been desperately trying to live down his loverboy reputation.
Hence his relationship with Clarissa Browning. Clarissa was a serious actress
with a capital S. She had won an Oscar and been nominated twice. No bimbette
movie star she.
"I'd like to get Clarissa to do a film for Orpheus," Howard said, chewing on a
"Have you anything in mind?"
"Whatever she wants. She's the star." Reaching for the butter, he added, "Why
don't you tell her to call me direct. if I operate through her schmuck agent,
nothing'll get done." He nodded, pleased with his own idea. "Clarissa can
whisper in my ear what she wants to do, and then I'll do the dance of a
"Why don't you phone her?" Jack suggested.
Howard hadn't thought of anything as simple as that "Would she mind?"
"I don't think for her. Give it a shot."
"That's not a bad idea...." His attention wandered. "Christ!" he exclaimed
"Will ya Look at that ass!"
Jack cast an appraising glance at a very impressive rear end clad in tight
white pants exiting the Polo Lounge. Recognizing the sway, he smiled to himself
Chica Hernandez Queen of the Mexican soaps. He would know that sway
anywhere, although he didn't let on to Howard. Kiss and tell had never been his
style. Let the tabloids guess their smutty little hearts out. Jack never
boasted about his many conquests, even though it drove Howard and the other
guys crazy. They wanted names and details, and all they got was a smile and a
Since his year-long affair with Clarissa there wasn't much to tell. A couple of
production assistants, an enthusiastic bit-part actress, a Eurasian model. All
one-night stands. As far as he was concerned he had been scrupulously faithful.
Well, with a woman like Clarissa Browning in your life, you couldn't be too
careful. Their romance was headlines; be had to watch his every move.
Jack Python was smart, charming, a concerned citizen interested in maybe
pursuing a political career one day. (Hey remember Reagan?) And although he
understood women very well or thought he did he still believed
(subliminally, of course) in the old double standard. It was okay for him to indulge in the
occasional indiscretion; after all, a quick lay meant nothing to a man. But God
forbid Clarissa ever did it.
Not that she would. Jack knew for sure.
"Faster!" gasped Clarissa Browning fervently. "Come on! Faster!"
The young actor on top of her obliged. Although in shock, be was managing to
perform nevertheless. Well, he was twenty-three years old, and at twenty-three
a hard-on is only a hand-shake away.
Clarissa Browning had done more than shake his hand. Shortly after their first
meeting on the set of the film they were appearing in together, she had
requested his presence in her dressing room. He went willingly. Clarissa was a
star, and this was only his second movie.
She offered him a glass of white wine and a pep talk about his role. Even
though it was only ten o'clock in the morning he accepted both gratefully.
Then, in clipped tones, pushing strands of brown hair away from her delicate
but interesting features, she said, "You do know that on film reality is the
core of everything."
He nodded respectfully.
"You play my lover," she said. Clarissa was twenty-nine years old, with a long
face, limpid eyes, a nose just saved from being too long, and a thin line of a
mouth. In life she received no awards for beauty. However, she had proved more
than once that her ordinary looks created incandescent magic in front of a
"I'm looking forward to it," the young actor said enthusiastically.
"So am I," she replied evenly. "Realize, though, that anticipation is not
enough. When we interact on screen it has to be real. We have to generate
excitement and passion and longing. She paused. He coughed. "So,"
she continued matter-of-factly. "I believe in working our roles through
before we get in front of the camera. That way we are never caught with
our pants down metaphorically speaking, of course."
He tried for a laugh and wondered why he was beginning to perspire.
"Let's make love and get it out of the way," she said, her intense brown eyes
Who was be to argue? He forgot about his California blond perfect girlfriend
with thirty-six-inch boobs and the longest legs in town.
Clarissa reached over, unzipped his levi's, and they went to work. Even though
he was shell-shocked to be sticking it to Clarissa Browning. The Clarissa
Browning. Who would believe it?
When they were finished she said briskly, "Now we'll both be able to
concentrate and make an excellent film. Just know your lines backwards. Listen
to our admirable director, and become the character you're playing.
Live the role. I'll see you on the set."
Just like that, he was dismissed.
As the young actor left her dressing room, Clarissa reached for a thermos of
vegetable juice and poured herself a small glass of the nourishing liquid. She
sipped it thoughtfully. Interaction with her fellow actors, that's what real
theater was all about. Making love to the young man had put him at ease, given
him the confidence be would need for the difficult role. He would no longer be
in awe of her Clarissa Browning, Oscar-winning actress. He would see her as
a passionate woman, flesh and blood, and react accordingly. This was crucial,
although some people would think she was mad if she confided that she always
made love to her on-screen lovers.
She sipped her juice reflectively. It worked. And she had an Oscar to prove
Jack Python would throw a fit if be ever found out. Macho chauvinist. All-made
stud. Did be honestly believe she didn't know about his little dalliances?
She laughed quietly to herself. Jack Python the man with the wandering...
Ah, well... as long as it didn't wander too far. Right now it suited her to
have Jack as her permanent lover. Who knew what the future held?
"I got a friggin' heart palpitation yesterday," Howard Soloman announced with a
"What?" Jack wasn't quite sure he'd heard correctly.
"My friggin' heart," Howard continued in outraged tones, "started bouncin'
around like a Ping-Pong ball."
Jack had long ago decided Howard was a hypochondriac and changed the subject.
"Where's Mannon?" he asked. "Is he coming?"
"Mannon would come every day of his life if he could," Howard said slyly.
"We all know that," Jack agreed.
Mannon Cable movie star, director, producer, hot property (in Hollywood when
you're hot you're hot when you're not you may as well be dead) made his
entrance. Like Jack before him, he caused every pair of eyes to swivel to get a
better look. In fact, Mannon actually stopped conversation. He was handsome. If
you threw Clint Eastwood, Burt Reynolds, and Paul Newman into a blender, you
would come up with Mannon Cable. His eyes were cobalt blue. His skin sun-kissed
to a sexy leather brown. His hair a dark dirty blond. His body powerful. Six
feet four inches. "Every inch a winner," he would mock when he made frequent
guest appearances on the Carson show.
He was forty-two years old. Fit. Fast. And right up there box-office-wise with
Stallone and Eastwood. Mannon Cable was hitting a peak.
"Hey I'm one hungry sonofabitch," he said, sliding into the booth. He grinned.
He had the I am a big movie star grin down pat. He also bad a great set
of caps (lost the shine on his originals when he labored as a stuntman for a
couple of years), which enabled him to grin from here to eternity without any
trouble at all. "What are y'all eating?"
"Eggs," replied Jack, stating the obvious.
"Looks like a couple of fried-egg tits to me." Mannon laughed.
"Everything looks like tits to you," Jack replied. "You should see a shrink,
you've got big problems."
Mannon roared. "The only big problem I've got is my dick. You
should have such problems." He signaled the waiter and proceeded to order
an enormous breakfast.
Jack stared at Mannon and Howard. Sometimes he wondered why the three of them
remained friends. They were all so different now. And yet, whenever he got to
thinking about it, he knew why. The truth was they were brothers under the
skin, sharing their pasts. They had made it to the top together, and nobody could
split them up although many a wife and girlfriend had tried.
Howard had gone through three wives, and was currently on his fourth, the
curvaceous Poppy. He had children everywhere. Mannon was still carrying a torch
for his first wife, Whitney, and the new one, Melanie-Shanna, had not yet
killed the flame. Jack had Clarissa, although deep down he knew she wasn't the
right woman for him a knowledge he refused to admit.
"I've got a great idea," Manson said suddenly. "Why don't we fly down to Vegas
next month? Just the three of us. We never get to see each other anymore. We
could play the tables, raise hell, cause some trouble, just like old tunes.
"Without the wives?" Howard asked hopefully.
"You bet your cojones without the wives," Mannon said quickly.
"We'll drop 'em off at Neiman's they'll never even notice we're gone."
Mugging excitedly, Howard said, "I like the idea," forgetting that Poppy would
singe his balls if he tried to go away without her. This one was a clinger, as
opposed to the three before her who were strictly takers.
"How about it, Jack?" Mannon looked at his friend expectantly.
Jack had promised Clarissa a week in New York. Long walks through the Village.
Off-Broadway theater. Never-ending dinners with her strange, broke friends.
Guess who would pick up the check.
He hated walking, only liked movies, and her so-called friends were a pain in
"Yes," he said. "Set it up. Work permitting, you can definitely include me in."
Copyright © 1986 by Jackie Collins