Sh*t My Dog Says: A Parody

Sh*t My Dog Says: A Parody

by Peter Pauper Press, Incorporated

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Sh*t My Dog Says: A Parody

''I'm 30-something and live with my 75-year-old (in dog years) dog. He was allergic to my girlfriend, so she moved out. Now it's just the two of us, kibbles, and beer. He's an awesome dog--kind of like Nietzsche if he'd been furry and prone to sniffing butts. I write down the sh*t he says, and here it is.'' From ''Don't be fooled. The cat is evil,'' to ''You know why I like to take a walk? So I can smell things you never touched,'' to ''Nothing beats the feeling of jowls flapping in the wind,'' this mini parody treasury of canine wit--packed with hilarious illustrations--is the straight poop scooped.

  • Hardcover mini gift book with dust jacket
  • Comes with a 24K gold-plated charm to keep on the ribbon bookmark or on a bracelet
  • 80 pages
  • Measures 3-1/4'' wide x 4'' high

Product Details

UPC: 9781441305787
Manufacturer: Peter Pauper Press, Incorporated
Publication date: 07/01/2011

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Sh*t My Dog Says: A Parody 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Sissy56RB More than 1 year ago
My friend that I sent this to as a gift loved it. Great for putting a smile on the face of a dog lover.