A maudlin debut novel by a young Brit about romantic failure, filled with trendy musings on the transgressive (S/M, child abuse, pornography) in contemporary culture. Gabriel Jones, the narrator, offers us a long look back at his impossibly tragic, sordid life. He is currently living in London in a kind of limbo, and he hopes that by mulling over his past failures he can come to grips with the demons that drive him. 'Begin with Hope,' he tells himself, but he isn't talking about the emotion. Hope turns out to be the expensive prostitute who gets him over his bouts of despair about Alicia, whose love he betrayed because of Katherine. In fervid, gushy prosesome of it quite good, yards of it over the topGabriel delivers what feels like the longest college all-night confessional in history. How he fell in love with Alicia: 'Nothing prepared me for soulful sex, sex that didn't retain its lust at the expense of its love, sex with someone I genuinely liked.' How Alicia, by deciding to do a feminist study of porn, introduced the worma centerfold spread that reminds Gabriel of how, when he was eight years old, he was initiated into sex by next-door neighbor Katherine, who he then witnessed being abused by a pig-mask-wearing father (as Mummy looked on). How Alicia then finds him diddling an on-stage stripper with a cherry lollipop (can't help himself, it's in his childhood). Six years later, Gabriel is offered a chance reunion with the lovely Alicia. But Hope is retiring that very night, and when Gabriel shows up to pay his respects, he happens to be wearing a pig mask (went to a costume party, you know), which shocks Hope into revealing herself as Katherine. Too traumatizedto keep his rendezvous with Alicia, Gabriel sinks into his current state of picturesque decline.