How to Be Invisible: The Essential Guide to Protecting Your Personal Privacy, Your Assets, and Your Lifeby J.J. Luna
Sweeping changes since 9/11 have encroached upon personal privacy as never before. This new edition of J. J. Luna's classic manual covers everything from driver's licenses and pizza deliveries to anonymous ownership of vehicles and real estate. From Cyberspace to Crawl Spaces, innovations in information gathering have left the private life of the average person open to scrutiny and, worse, exploitation. In this thoroughly revised update of his immensely popular guide How to Be Invisible, J. J. Luna shows you how to protect yourself from these information predators by securing your vehicle and real estate ownership, your bank accounts, your business dealings, your computer files, your home address, and more.
J. J. Luna, a highly trained and experienced security consultant, shows you how to achieve the privacy you crave and deserve, whether you just want to shield yourself from casual scrutiny or take your life savings with you and disappear without a trace. Whatever your needs, Luna reveals the shocking secrets of private detectives and other seekers of personal information and then shows how to make a serious commitment to safeguarding yourself.
There is a prevailing sense in our society that true privacy is a thing of the past. Filled with vivid real-life stories drawn from the headlines and from Luna's own consulting experience, How to Be Invisible, Revised Edition is a critical antidote to the privacy concerns that continue only to grow in magnitude as new and more efficient ways of undermining our personal security are made available. Privacy is a commonly lamented casualty of the Information Age and of the world's changing climate -- but that doesn't mean you have to stand for it.
"Read this meticulously researched and highly entertaining book, learn its techniques...then vanish in plain sight!"Lieutenant Patrick Picciarelli, NYPD (ret.), bestselling author of Jimmy the Wags: Street Stories of a Private Eye
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How to be Invisible
The Essential Guide to Protecting Your Personal Privacy, Your Assets, and Your Life
By J. J. Luna
St. Martin's PressCopyright © 2004 Editorial de Las Islas LC
All rights reserved.
HOW THIS BOOK CAN MAKE YOU INVISIBLE
Fear of jail is the beginning of wisdom.
— seen on a brightly painted chamber pot in Nigeria
Even though all may be well with you at the present moment, don't be complacent. Danger can strike at any time, at any place, and from any direction. For example, while I was editing this chapter, the following e-mail came in from William Farrell, an investigator for the Department of Defense and a reader of the first edition of How to Be Invisible:
I recently filed a vehicle-fire loss claim with my insurance company (State Farm). I was immediately telephoned by an accusatory and demanding insurance adjuster. Although the local police and fire department have investigated and found the fire cause to be 'undetermined,' the insurance company has put my spouse and I through two interviews and have requested a third! I have also been asked to sign a general release form that would allow the bearer access to such information as retail buying records, utility records, phone records, financial records, etc. The adjuster also requested copies of telephone (including cell phone) records, and copies of income tax returns. A lesson learned: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES MAY SUDDENLY PUT YOU UNDER A NOSEY INVESTIGATOR'S MICROSCOPE! BE PREPARED, BE PREPARED, BE PREPARED!
Fortunately for Farrell, he had previously put into practice many of the suggestions from my book. As a result, he managed to keep his true home address and other personal information from the troublesome investigator. (Also, he crossed out some sections of the form before signing.)
The above is just one of a countless number of sudden emergencies my readers tell me about, leaving their stories at the Comment link on my Web site, www.howtobeinvisible.com. Some readers — not yet organized — send me unhappy stories as a warning to others. More frequently, however, the readers have prepared beforehand and wish to share their happy experiences. The purpose of this book is to assist you in being prepared.
Think of this book as flood insurance. If the river near you has not yet started to rise, I can show you how to move to higher ground. If the river is already rising, I hope at least to show you how to build a raft. And just because the river has never flooded before does not mean it will never flood in the future. Unexpected torrential downpours can come in many forms.
In Europe, rapes and murders are just a fraction of those in the United States. No nation on earth has more guns per capita, and few if any have a larger percentage of the population in prison. Besides the muggers, the robbers, and the serial killers, you may suddenly be confronted by
an irate neighbor, a fellow worker, or a disgruntled client
an ex-spouse, an ex-lover, or an ex-employee
in-laws, outlaws, or someone mentally deranged
a kidnapper, a burglar, or a con man.
The mental damage from worry and fear can be more devastating than a physical attack. This may come from
stalkers, investigators, or anonymous phone calls in the night
telephone conversations secretly taped, then passed around
"confidential" medical records released to your employer, your clients, or your insurance company (this might include mental problems, impotence, abortion, alcohol/drug abuse, a sexual disease, or [fill in the blanks]).
In one recent case, Herbert Goldberg (not his real name) arranged to move east, to Atlanta, to work at the Yerkes Primate Research Center at Emory. Before he even left California, a local animal-rights activist group obtained the address of his newly purchased home in Georgia. By the time he arrived, the animal-rights protesters were going from door to door in his neighborhood, distributing leaflets with gruesome pictures and captions like "Look what your new neighbor, Herbert Goldberg, does to animals in the laboratory!"
Make a random list of twenty people you know. On the average, six of them have already been sued, or will be in the future. Lawsuits are not filed only because of accidents, negligence, separations, divorces, or contract disputes. In the United States, anyone can sue anyone else.
One of Wiley Miller's Non Sequitur cartoons is titled "Legal Mugging." It shows a businessman on the sidewalk of a dark street with his hands in the air. A sign on a post reads: "CAUTION: Watch for Trial Attorneys." Stepping from a narrow alley is a lawyer wearing a stocking cap and dark glasses and holding out a legal document.
"This is a frivolous lawsuit," says the attorney to his victim. "You can either spend years and thousands of dollars defending yourself, or we can settle out of court right now."
Although this was in a cartoon, what it portrays is not comical. More than one million lawsuits are filed each year in this country. How many of those do you think are frivolous but are nevertheless settled out of court?
TOTALLY UNFORESEEN TIDAL WAVES
You peek out your window. Look! Reporters, photographers, and trucks with big satellite dishes! If you think this cannot happen to you, then kindly allow me to give you a homework assignment. From this day forward, when you read your newspaper or watch the news on TV, start searching for cases where an unknown person is suddenly thrust into the national spotlight. Then ask yourself, Could this possibly happen to me?
Here are just a few of the many things that could bring the media, or worse, to your home address:
A bomb goes off, you were in the area, the FBI thinks you fit the profile.
You win the lottery. (More tears have been shed over winning a lottery than not winning one.)
An Ident-A-Kit of the person who robbed the convenience store at 11:45 last night is flashed on TV, and it looks just like you! And you don't have a plausible excuse for that time that anyone's going to believe.
You were innocently involved with the wrong people, and the 60 Minutes crew is within minutes of tracking you down.
Someone faked your e-mail address when searching for "young virgins" on the Internet, and the postal inspectors (yes, the 'Net is in their jurisdiction) are about to confiscate your computer.
Do not think for a moment that the information to follow is of mere academic interest — it may be useful beyond your wildest imagination. An article in Newsweek, titled "Getting the Wrong Man," gave a chilling example of something that occurs more often than we care to think about.
"Tom Kennedy found the body of his wife, Irene, who had been strangled and stabbed 29 times while on her daily stroll through a park in the Boston suburb of Walpole. Then, a few hours later, the police called at a nearby dilapidated bungalow where Eddie Burke, a 48-year-old handyman, lived with his mother ... He was practically a textbook match for police profilers: a loner who knew the victim and was clearly eccentric."
[What on earth does "eccentric" mean? My best friends — with a smile — call me eccentric. Do I therefore fit a certain profile?]
"Burke was visibly nervous and gave contradictory answers when questioned by investigators."
[Wouldn't you be nervous, too?]
"There was blood on his clothes and hands. And forensic dentists would soon match his teeth with bite marks left on Mrs. Kennedy's breast."
Burke was arrested for murder. Within twenty-four hours, the police learned that the DNA from the saliva on Mrs. Kennedy's chest could not have come from Burke. Did they then release him?
"Incredulous, they ran more tests, which again exonerated him. In addition, blood found on Burke turned out to be feline; he had been tending to injured cats. A palm print left on Mrs. Kennedy's thigh didn't match Burke's hand, while the bite-mark evidence proved inconclusive ... Yet for six weeks, police kept insisting they had the right man in jail ... While he was locked away, Burke's life was put under a microscope. He was demonized in newspapers and on TV. ... The sociopathic profiles were fueled by details of his home's contents — X-rated videotapes, kitchen knives, the book Men Who Hate Women and the Women Who Love Them. 'They didn't mention the three Bibles in my room,' Burke says. 'They could just as easily have said I was a religious fanatic.'"
The police claim they followed a logical course and "had the backing of reputed scientific experts." Let us assume that is correct. The point is that even though Burke was the wrong man, the contents of his house were published by the media.
Suppose you are suddenly arrested, even though innocent, and the contents of your home are made public? Would anything on the following list — if found in your house — give you cause for concern?
Guns and ammunition?
Telephone records of all long-distance calls?
Books, magazines, brochures, correspondence?
Empty whiskey bottles or evidence of substance abuse?
Statements from your bank, your broker, your credit card company?
The contents on your computer's hard drive, including so-called deleted files, along with a list of sites you once entered on the World Wide Web?
If the police are after you, whether you are guilty or not, what is your first priority? Is it not time?
You need time to think, time to get certain items out of the house, time to locate your attorney, or — heaven forbid — time to pick up some cash, arrange transportation, and flee. This book is designed to give you that time, and to help you keep your private information private.
Before we continue, let me say that if someone with unlimited funds is after you, you will eventually be found. If you doubt this, contact a competent (repeat: competent) private investigator and say, "I wish to disappear so completely that even you couldn't find me. Can you help me?" The six-word answer will be, "No, because I can find anyone!"
And I agree. Repeatedly, private investigators (PIs) make this point in their books, articles, and personal interviews. And if the police are truly after you, their record isn't bad, either. Captain Robert L. Snow, a police officer for more than twenty-five years, says in his book Protecting Your Life, Home, and Property that the Indianapolis Police Department finds 98 or 99 percent of all persons reported to them as missing.
But in the Private Investigator section of my home library, I find no PIs anywhere who will admit defeat under any circumstances, as long as payment is forthcoming. The closest I can come to a failure is a certain PI who says he successfully tracked down 298 of the 299 targets he was given over his lifetime. As for the one he missed, he eventually concluded that he was given false information, that no such person ever existed.
The fuel that runs a private investigator's engine is M-O-N-E-Y. In your present situation, a PI may come up with your home address with a single phone call, and with a list of your assets the next day. What this knowledge can help you to do, then, is to:
1. Plug the immediate loopholes in your security.
2. Put you on guard before you ever again give out your Social Security number, home address, or correct date of birth, to anyone other than a government agency.
3. Make it so expensive to trace you and/or your assets that the bad guys or gals will give up before achieving their goals.
The direct correlation between money and results cannot be overemphasized. In the sections to come, I'll be referring to various levels of security, with a general outline as follows. However, there may be no clear-cut divisions between one level and the next — it depends on who is after you, why, and the price he or she is willing to pay.
Level One Very basic, economical moves that will give you more privacy than 98 percent of the general population. The opposition might have to pay a private investigator several hundred dollars to track you down.
Level Two At this point, your utilities and your telephone will be in alternate names. The license plates on your vehicles will not reveal your true name and address. Your trash will be shredded. The PI may now require several thousand dollars in order to track you down.
Level Three Welcome to my level! Both your home (or rental property) and your vehicles will be in the name of a limited liability company (LLC). Your home address will now be hidden from your banker, your dentist, and your doctor. It will no longer appear on your annual tax returns. The black-hat boys and/or the law firms may have to pay a PI some serious money to track you down. Are you worth that much to them? If not, sleep well.
Level Four At this level, you are duplicating the federal Witness Security Program (incorrectly called the Witness "Protection" Program in the media) for criminals protected by the U.S. government. When the Feds do it for a felon, it's legal. When you do it for yourself, it's illegal. Your bridges are now ashes, your friends and relatives just a distant memory. You've canceled all magazine and newsletter subscriptions, cut all ties with clubs, hobbies, and religion, no longer file tax returns, and will never again work for an employer. You may feel this is necessary if there's a bounty on your head or a contract on your life, but at this point, is life still worth living?
If so, keep running, because you can still be found. The PI, however, must now have unlimited funds at his disposal, and will call for help. Just as pinned-down soldiers on a battlefield call in air strikes, PIs call in investigative reporters. These are the men who dig up celebrity skeletons for tabloids such as the National Enquirer, the Globe, and the Star. Don't underestimate them. These guys are good — the best in the business.
I recommend you start working on Level One even before you finish reading this book. In the weeks and months to come, raise yourself to Level Two. After that, decide whether or not you wish to ease up to Level Three. It may look difficult at first, but countless others have done it, and so can you. Not only may it be easier than you think, but it can be fun as well, and lead you to a more stress-free life.
However, you must first ask yourself the following question:
"WHOM SHALL I TRUST?"
In 1978, a short, balding man named Stanley Mark Rifkin worked at the Security Pacific National Bank in Los Angeles. Security Pacific thought of him as a computer programmer, but Rifkin thought of himself as a consummate thief.
On October 25, he entered the bank, crossed the lobby, and took the elevator up to the wire transfer room. From this room, hundreds of millions of dollars passed each day from Security Pacific through the Federal Reserve system and on to international banks. Rifkin, who identified himself as the bank's computer consultant, was not challenged as he walked into the heavily guarded room. By interviewing one of the workers, he learned the routing instructions, transfer routines, and the day's security code. Before he left, he memorized an employee access code from an information board on the wall. Later that day, posing as a branch manager, he called the wire room.
"This is Mike Hansen on International."
"Okay, and the office number?" came the response.
"And the code?"
"Code is 4739."
Now came the moment Rifkin had been living for.
"The bank," he said, speaking in a calm voice, "is Irving Trust in New York City. Payment is to Wozchod Bank, Zurich, Switzerland. The amount is ten million two hundred thousand even."
"Okay, and what's the interoffice settlement number?"
"Let me check. I'll call you right back." Rifkin then called a different number at the bank. Posing as someone working in the wire room, he requested the settlement number — and he got it. When he called the wire room back, his order was accepted. Rifkin had just managed to pull off one of the biggest bank thefts in history. Before the day was out, he was high above the Atlantic, bound for Europe.
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Meet the Author
J. J. Luna spent eleven years running a secret operation in Franco's Spain, a fascist state notorious for the brutality and tenacity of its secret police. His skill at covering his tracks has saved his life several times. He now works as a consultant, helping other people and their assets to simply...disappear.
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This book offers excellent and, for the most part, practical advice for living a private and secluded lifestyle. References are always provided, and although the information is sometimes outdated (which is no surprise at all, given the fact that technology and laws seem to change every day), but none-the-less this is a very good reference book. The only thing I really didn't like about this book was the fact that in order to live a really private life, you have to move from your present home and begin again. This is not possible for someone in my situation, but I can fully understand how real privacy cannot be achieved without doing so. The damage has already been done and the groundwork already laid for someone like myself who has spent the biggest part of their life in the same home with the same address. If you plan on moving to a new home, or have the means to move to a different location, then this book is well worth reading.
This is an excellent book on privacy techniques. What I like about it is that JJ Luna discusses various levels of privacy, and I have found that the more privacy you want, the more time/effort you will have to go through to maintain it. He talks about how to go about receiving your mail, where to choose to live, how use the phone, how to pay people, and how to title assets more privately. I like this book because JJ Luna does not try to force a one size fits all agenda upon people, but lets the reader decide on what level of privacy is right for them. There are varying levels of privacy which can be obtained for each one, depending on your circumstances (e.g. family, job, etc). Of course, the more privacy you want, the more you will have to sacrifice, but most of these techniques are simple and won't take too much extra time out of your week. Another thing this book goes into is how to work in a more private fashion. There are varying degrees to this as well and to obtain the highest levels of privacy, JJ Luna ultimately suggests to become self-employed. He touches on some points on that as well, but if you want more on that, then also be sure to check out his other book called Work From Home At Any Age (ISBN 0976387239), which I also highly recommend.
This is not only the best book on maintaining personal privacy, it is the ONLY book in the field where the author (at howtobeinvisible.com) answers questions and/or updates his book every day including Sundays and holidays! He gives impelling reasons why you should never again ever receive mail, packages, or deliveries of any kind at your home address. For special needs, he indicates sources for private mail-forwarding services in Canada and Alaska. He also recommends LLCs for anonymous ownership of cars and real estate--recommendations which I have followed and have been very happy with. This book is an ideal gift for special occasions or any occasion at all.
I have over 30 books on privacy. Most list illegal ways--many of which don't work--as a way to privacy. Luna obviously writes from personal experience, stays legal most of the time, and has step-by-step instructions that anyone [even me] can follow. No other book even comes close.
If you are tired of your nosey neighbor, if you want to give your bothersome relative the heev-ho, if all that crazy junk in your box is just irritating, then this field manual on the basics of invisibility is a great start for those of you seeking help. It is also good for those just seeking privacy away from prying eyes. Learn the use of the other name, how to set up those addresses, how to set up organizations to hide your stuff, protect yourself from internet scams, and id thieves, learn what to really do with that cell phone and pager. There are several levels for you to choose from so that you may gradually get yourself to that place where you feel comfortable. Of course nothing is full proof but if someone is snooping, depending on the level you're at, they'll have to really work for it before they get to those dead ends. This is a no brainer with very easy, clear instructions and great examples.
This book highlights a number of ways to essentially disappear from society. Of course, I'm sure it's easier said than done but this book may just be the answer. In any case, this book offers insight into how your privacy can be violated and how to protect it from those who get paid to dig around in your personal life. I also recommend 'The Digital Umbrella: Technology's Attack on Personal Privacy in America' ISBN: ISBN: 1581124295
J. J. Luna has written the best book on the subject bar none. Forget offshore, forget crazy hair brained theorical ideas, and forget illegal schemes. Mr. Luna writes in an easy to read style in a book jammed packed with good ideas that arre legal and practical and highly usable right here in the good old USA. Your privacy may be the last right and its fading last in the computer age. Mr. Luna tells how and why to set up a 'ghost address', which protects your home location. He tells of the benefits of LLCs or Limited Liability Companies. He talks about the different levels of privacy, you may not want or need the highest level of privacy, but most people need some additional measures taken. There are just enough, or perhaps too many crazy, sick people in the world to threaten your privacy or your life. Without hesitation I recommend this book in the highest terms.
What I liked best was the the book is unusually complete. It covers such diverse topics as ghost addresses for delivery services; alternate Social Security numbers; hiding ownership via nominees, trusts and LLCs; anonymous money transfers; air travel; computers, e-mail and the Internet. Best of all is an extensive index which I use a great deal. This book has the ring of authenticity. I showed it to a PI who said he hopes none of his targets ('skips') ever read this book.