How to Be Ultra Spiritual: 12 1/2 Steps to Spiritual Superiority

How to Be Ultra Spiritual: 12 1/2 Steps to Spiritual Superiority

by JP Sears

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Welcome to the Glorious Grandeur of Ultra Spirituality

In case you haven’t noticed, the New Age has become the Old Age. But don’t recycle your crystals just yet! His Enlightenedness JP Sears is ushering in the Newer Age, blinding us with the dawn-like brilliance that is Ultra Spirituality.

Ultra Spiritual JP Sears Flawlessly Reads to You in the English Language

Let’s face it, most of us don’t have time to actually read anything ourselves. With this unabridged reading by the author himself, you can sit back on your zafu and let Ultra Spiritual JP’s wisdom passively sink in, as you better yourself through His Enlightenedness’s teachings on:

• Competitive spirituality—the Ultra Spiritual foundation that the rest of your Ultra Spiritual path rests on

• Dreaming up your awakening—how to engineer your carefully contrived spiritual narrative

• Rigidly yogic yoga—the moisture-filled cloud formation that drops rain upon your river so your flow can flow

• Following the light to the greener spiritual pastures of veganism

• He-ness, financial levity, deathliness, and other qualities of the quality guru

• Mindfullessness—all of the fullness of mindfulness with none of the mind

With How to Be Ultra Spiritual, His Enlightenedness JP Sears brings the heart and soul of ancient spirituality back to life with a progressive aggression, replacing the diluted uselessness of modern spirituality with the waaay more spiritual wisdom of Ultra Spirituality. Be sure to thank him when you see him.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781622038718
Publisher: Sounds True, Incorporated
Publication date: 03/07/2017
Edition description: Unabridged
Product dimensions: 6.80(w) x 6.50(h) x 1.00(d)

About the Author

JP Sears is an international teacher, speaker, and performer at events around the world, emotional healing coach, curious student of life, and satirist best known for his popular YouTube channel. JP’s "Ultra Spiritual" videos have accumulated over 100 million views. For more, visit

Table of Contents

Introduction to the Introduction 1

The Actual Introduction Ultra Spirituality: Crossing the Event Horizon 5

Chapter 1 Competitive Spirituality 15

Chapter 2 Inconveniently Human: Feelings Buried Alive Help You Thrive 27

Chapter 3 Dreaming Up Your Awakening 45

Chapter 4 Rigidly Yogic: Increasing Your Flow 61

Chapter 5 Veganism: Satiating Spiritual Hunger 85

Chapter 6 Your Guru: Following Your Followee 107

Chapter 7 Mindfullessness 125

Chapter 8 Merciless Meditation 147

Chapter 9 Critically Nonjudgmental 165

Chapter 10 Religiously Unreligious 183

Chapter 11 Plant Medicine Compulsions 201

Chapter 12 Spiritual Testing Grounds 223

Chapter 13 Convincing Spirituality 233

Acknowledgments 249

About the Author 251

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