How to Go to a Bar Alone and Stay That Way: A Guide for the Average Male Who Is Single, Wants to Stay That Way, and Couldn't Get a Date Anyway by David Binkley, Michael Elliott
This book is the ultimate "dateless and lets keep it that way" for Dummies digest. In it you will learn what to wear, what to eat, where to go, and how to talk to someone - all with the purpose remaining alone and secluded, and rightly so!
David Binkley has been writing radio comedy and drama off and on for thirty years. He has also edited and produced 23 state and national award winning programs. He currently works for a radio reading service for the blind in Akron, Ohio